Puberty

[LadyJeanne]

If you're not talking to your kids about puberty, they'll get their info on the street (no, not Sesame Street):


What the heck is happening with my genitals?

 

[sophia jane]

Lmfao!

 

[Sunnie]

Now isn't that cute.

My stepdaughter's getting a little bit of a head start -- she's only eight, and her mother's telling her about puberty, even went so far as to buy maxipads for her. (So they can sit around for another four years until she needs them?? )

 

[LadyJeanne]

Now isn't that cute.

My stepdaughter's getting a little bit of a head start -- she's only eight, and her mother's telling her about puberty, even went so far as to buy maxipads for her. (So they can sit around for another four years until she needs them?? )

She can use them as little mattresses for her Barbies in the meantime.

 

[Sunnie]

She can use them as little mattresses for her Barbies in the meantime.

LMFAO!!

 

[rgraham666]

Still waiting for it to load.

Dial up sucks.

 

[impressive]

That's awesome!

 

[rgraham666]

Done.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Now isn't that cute.

My stepdaughter's getting a little bit of a head start -- she's only eight, and her mother's telling her about puberty, even went so far as to buy maxipads for her. (So they can sit around for another four years until she needs them?? )

Nothing wrong with that. After all, they will keep, and they will be ready when the time comes that they are needed. Unless, of course, you do something else with them, such as using them as mattresses for dolls, or something like that.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Done.

I'm glad it was worth the wait in dial-up.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Nothing wrong with that. After all, they will keep, and they will be ready when the time comes that they are needed. Unless, of course, you do something else with them, such as using them as mattresses for dolls, or something like that.

She could stick them to the bottom of her feet and skate around the house dusting the floors, too.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

She could stick them to the bottom of her feet and skate around the house dusting the floors, too.

"These don't fit the Swiffer!"

 

[LadyJeanne]

"These don't fit the Swiffer!"

Oh, they would. Skating's more fun.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That was fabulous!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, they would. Skating's more fun.

You know that's gotta be how they invented it. Some pissed off woman took some Windex and a maxi pad to the floor one day.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You know that's gotta be how they invented it. Some pissed off woman took some Windex and a maxi pad to the floor one day.

I see your future as an entrepeneur.

 

[Guest]

You know that's gotta be how they invented it. Some pissed off woman took some Windex and a maxi pad to the floor one day.

I don't want to even think about how a woman invented the weed wacker then.

 

[LadyJeanne]

That was fabulous!!!

I like how friendly the penis is:

"Here I am! Pick me! Pick me!"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like how friendly the penis is:

"Here I am! Pick me! Pick me!"

I think they should show it in the schools....I'll bring it up to the PTA.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I think they should show it in the schools....I'll bring it up to the PTA.

Would that be the Penis, Tits & Ass committee?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Would that be the Penis, Tits & Ass committee?

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....it is now.

 

[Bridget69]

This is more interesting than the boring documentaries they show in sex ed.

 

[LadyJeanne]

This is more interesting than the boring documentaries they show in sex ed.

Yeah, those documentaries never mention that "Sex is my favorite part of being an adult." Do they even mention that sex feels good?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Would that be the Penis, Tits & Ass committee?

Why "Penis?" The other words are street slang. Why not "Prick, Tits and Ass"?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Yeah, those documentaries never mention that "Sex is my favorite part of being an adult." Do they even mention that sex feels good?

Sex Ed was never offered when I went to school, except as part of Biology. I had to learn about it in the gutter, thank God. I imagine the classes are as dull as they are in order to discourage kids from having sex by telling them it is a tedius chore, like filing income tax returns or other unpleasant adult things.