Psssst....Carson!

[ElizabethWest]

I don't think they have fluffers anyway. You could be a production assistant.

Count me in!

 

[Anvera]

I'm just here to show off my zebra.
Admire at will, people.

hey! that's jack!

 

[carsonshepherd]

actually he needs a long slow hard fuck up against a wall

Yes. Yes he does. In the worst way.

see I didn't get laid today thread for details.

 

[twink_alert86]

I'm here to apply for the fluffer job. I don't have to wear a feather boa, do I?

 

[yui]

I'm here to apply for the fluffer job. I don't have to wear a feather boa, do I?

Yes, your contract mandates (hee, man-dates) a boa and there appears to be a belt (wtf?) of some sort required, also. What I want to know, is that a young Donald Trump tied in the chair?!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yes, your contract mandates (hee, man-dates) a boa and there appears to be a belt (wtf?) of some sort required, also. What I want to know, is that a young Donald Trump tied in the chair?!

I think so, what a scandal!

 

[yui]

I think so, what a scandal!

I'm thinking blackmail. Forget fluffer, you might just be the next Apprentice! I think you should go. His hair really bothers me.

But thinking about it a bit more, I would rather suck the pretty boy's cock than kiss Donald's ass...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm thinking blackmail. Forget fluffer, you might just be the next Apprentice! I think you should go. His hair really bothers me.

But thinking about it a bit more, I would rather suck the pretty boy's cock than kiss Donald's ass...

You're so fired, you little whore!

 

[carsonshepherd]

this is so off-topic but I just one of those little roller-ball mouse things with the thumb controller? I thought it would be better for my tendonitis. And I think it is.

 

[Kara.]

this is so off-topic but I just one of those little roller-ball mouse things with the thumb controller? I thought it would be better for my tendonitis. And I think it is.

I've heard people have really good results with those. Hope it helps you.

May belong with the Isolated Blurts though.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Uh-huh. I see you've gotten an av since I was away... rather terrifying...

 

[Kara.]

Uh-huh. I see you've gotten an av since I was away... rather terrifying...

If you feel in need of a spanking, you know where to come.

 

[bg23]

hey! that's jack!

indeed it is.
isn't he handsome?

...

i'm not seeing much other admiration here, people.
i will be most vexed.
*nods*

ADMIRE THE ZEBRA!

 

[carsonshepherd]

*strokes the zebra*

 

[Dar~]

*strokes the zebra*

Strokes carson while he strokes the zebra . . (maybe he won't notice me . . )

 

[bg23]

*strokes the zebra*

are you sure you're not bi?
*sighs*

 

[angelicminx]

are you sure you're not bi?
*sighs*

Lovin' the zebra

I've been praying for a miracle... so far the answer is a resounding NO! LOL

 

[bg23]

thanks! isn't he gorgeous?

*sighs*

this is proof that there is no god.

 

[carsonshepherd]

are you sure you're not bi?
*sighs*

pretty sure...

 

[Rhys]

this is so off-topic but I just one of those little roller-ball mouse things with the thumb controller? I thought it would be better for my tendonitis. And I think it is.

I can think of something else you can handle that might be good for your tendonitis.

*weg*

 

[Rhys]

Lovin' the zebra

I've been praying for a miracle... so far the answer is a resounding NO! LOL

He isn't bi. However, I am.

 

[ElizabethWest]

He isn't bi. However, I am.

In that case...we just lost our man...

Join us?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I can think of something else you can handle that might be good for your tendonitis.

*weg*

joystick?

 

[Rhys]

joystick?

gearshift.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Overdrive?