PSEUDO-dirty words!

[Backdoor_Bella]

words or phrases that sound naughty, but aren't

I'll start:

scuttlebutt

 

[Fierywhore]

Tart,

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

manhole

 

[Aquagal]

Kumquat

 

[Fierywhore]

Tool...

 

[Howaboutitthen]

coccyx

 

[Fierywhore]

insertion

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Tainted...

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

scat

(the 'singing'!)

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

dicker

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

manhole

Kumquat

Ha ha!! love this thread--great idea, Bella!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Tongue lashing

 

[Howaboutitthen]

shuttle cock

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

precipice

ok, that one was, admittedly, far-fetched!

pussyfooting

 

[DesEsseintes]

I don't think there will ever be a better place to post this.

 

[ACV]

Wankle engine

 

[Howaboutitthen]

poop deck

 

[CapnCuddly]

Google "I just googled myself in the break room"

 

[CapnCuddly]

"Such a gay fag, how queer!" ejaculated the Rear Admiral in the midst of his intercourse with the seaman.

(OK I got an entire thread out at once thanks to my love for 19th century English.)

 

[mikesaysno]

squirt libations over the frothy annals of time

 

[DesEsseintes]

My other companion was Peterkin Gay​

Jack was right. He and I and Peterkin afterwards became the best
and stanchest friends that ever tossed together on the stormy
waves.​

Only taste that!" said he, turning
to me and holding the nut to my mouth. I immediately drank, and
certainly I was much surprised at the delightful liquid that flowed
copiously down my throat​

From The Coral Island, by R.M. Ballantyne.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

My other companion was Peterkin Gay​

Jack was right. He and I and Peterkin afterwards became the best
and stanchest friends that ever tossed together on the stormy
waves.​

Only taste that!" said he, turning
to me and holding the nut to my mouth. I immediately drank, and
certainly I was much surprised at the delightful liquid that flowed
copiously down my throat​

From The Coral Island, by R.M. Ballantyne.

pure greatness! haha

p.s. you're a perv, that was just innocent literature


'cat scratch fever'

sounds like a rare STD

 

[mariais44]

cockles


(lol hold the mussels)

 

[MrEd63]

Showering the tortoise

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

two abreast