PSA: Products Luk Endorses and Uses - Pro Tips

[Disgustipated]

This will be an ever evolving list much like the one eeyore has going for Reci except no children or brain cells were hurt in the making of this list.

You may pick my brain about any of these things as I am an expert in them all.

Method Cleaning Products

Their shit works great, doesn't smell like BioChem 101 and they kinda care for the trees. Ingredients.​

Nivea Man Stuff

I recently started using their products and really like the clean feel and smell.​

Dollar Shave Club

You simply can't beat the price or quality of these razors. If you play it right, you and your life partner can share the same subscription and save even more cash.

They also have a killer hair care line. I use the Boogie's Smart Paste. After I blow my lettuce out, I style with this stuff. Perfect hold for me. Your results may vary.​

Paul Mitchell Hair & Body Conditioner

I love this fabulous product. It gets used in mi casa more than Garnate in a Police Precinct. After showering with the Nivea, I run this stuff through my hair before the lettuce gets did with the Boogie's Paste. I also use it as face lotion. It smells great and gives you that tingly feeling.​

Roku 3

Streaming free TV in HD rules. Cut the cord you simple bitches. You can add "private" channels and apps that users create. There is also a shit ton of pR0n *cough, pmann, cough*​

Freshbooks

I switched one of my shops over to this accounting software as a substitute for Quick Books. It fucking rocks like Nickleback! Their customer support is top notch and the system is super user friendly without sucking.​

Please fee free to add your own here or don't, whatever. Your suggestions will most likely be wrong anyway.​

 

[Bert Notorius]

so...you've finally gone full out gay. 'bout time.

 

[Skiddles2015]

so...you've finally gone full out gay. 'bout time.

Got tired of waiting?

Now's your chance!

 

[hashtag45]

so...you've finally gone full out gay. 'bout time.

wishful thinking, hah ?

 

[Lorilei]

You did NOT just type "rocks like Nickelback". For shame.

 

[Jennifer]

You did NOT just type "rocks like Nickelback". For shame.

You beat me to it! But yes, for shame!

 

[Disgustipated]

Got tired of waiting?

Now's your chance!

He's upset. Not even Luk's Pro Tips can fix fat, lazy and stupid.

wishful thinking, hah ?

Did you hear Bruce Jenner got his junk snipped this morning. He is woman... Hear him/her roar!

You did NOT just type "rocks like Nickelback". For shame.

You beat me to it! But yes, for shame!

I said FUCKING rocks! <--- with emphasis

 

[hashtag45]

He's upset. Not even Luk's Pro Tips can fix fat, lazy and stupid.



Did you hear Bruce Jenner got his junk snipped this morning. He is woman... Hear him/her roar!





I said FUCKING rocks! <--- with emphasis

So you're reading my posts, huh ... I'm v.flattered.
I knew you'd be inclined to follow it up

 

[Bert Notorius]

the piss ant isn't even man enough to quote me. what's your favorite anal lube? i'm sure skiddles is dying to know.

 

[hashtag45]

the piss ant isn't even man enough to quote me. what's your favorite anal lube? i'm sure skiddles is dying to know.

guys, guys, it started like nice fun.
Now don't turn it into a pissing contest, don't spoil it !

 

[Bert Notorius]

guys, guys, it started like nice light fun.
Now don't turn it into a pissing contest, don't spoil it !

who the fuck are you and further more why do i care? dickless luc is a legend around here, like the worlds largest hemorrhoid.

 

[hashtag45]

who the fuck are you and further more why do i care? dickless luc is a legend around here, like the worlds largest hemorrhoid.

wow, getting dangerous. I'm outta here.

 

[JohnnySavage]

This will be an ever evolving list much like the one eeyore has going for Reci except no children or brain cells were hurt in the making of this list.

You may pick my brain about any of these things as I am an expert in them all.

Method Cleaning Products

Their shit works great, doesn't smell like BioChem 101 and they kinda care for the trees. Ingredients.​

Nivea Man Stuff

I recently started using their products and really like the clean feel and smell.​

Dollar Shave Club

You simply can't beat the price or quality of these razors. If you play it right, you and your life partner can share the same subscription and save even more cash.

They also have a killer hair care line. I use the Boogie's Smart Paste. After I blow my lettuce out, I style with this stuff. Perfect hold for me. Your results may vary.​

Paul Mitchell Hair & Body Conditioner

I love this fabulous product. It gets used in mi casa more than Garnate in a Police Precinct. After showering with the Nivea, I run this stuff through my hair before the lettuce gets did with the Boogie's Paste. I also use it as face lotion. It smells great and gives you that tingly feeling.​

Roku 3

Streaming free TV in HD rules. Cut the cord you simple bitches. You can add "private" channels and apps that users create. There is also a shit ton of pR0n *cough, pmann, cough*​

Freshbooks

I switched one of my shops over to this accounting software as a substitute for Quick Books. It fucking rocks like Nickleback! Their customer support is top notch and the system is super user friendly without sucking.​

Please fee free to add your own here or don't, whatever. Your suggestions will most likely be wrong anyway.​

1. I don't know of cleaning products. On the rare occasion I need to clean something, I buy whatever cleaner is the cheapest.

2. Nivea - I use their after shave balm.

3. Dollar Shave Club - I found their products kind of crappy. But I have a man-face and need a Bowie knife to scrape the fur off.

4. Hair and body stuff I don't know of. I use Pert shampoo.

5. Roku 3 - I have one of these too. Pretty handy but I haven't seen any porn (other than the early 70s fur-burger flicks on netflix)

6. A few years ago I got suckered into using an accounting system that's web-based... meaning they charge me every damn month. I'm probably going to switch to the desktop based Quickbooks Pro next quarter. The subscription model is a waste of money.


I would add my own list of products to endorse, but I really can't think of any. I'm a product hoar and use whatever is cheapest generally.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How are we to trust anyone who says "rocks like Nickelback" in a positive manner?

That's like saying it rocks like ass cancer.

 

[Wings]

I dig Dollar Shave Club and Method cleaning supplies.

ETA: The Ginger uses the same Paul Mitchell product. I need more conditioning for my crazy hair but it's nice!

 

[chillywilly2]

so...you've finally gone full out gay. 'bout time.

Other than the nickleback part, I agree with you...fucking metrosexuals..as close as you can come to being a pussy

I will however endorse St Croix fishing poles

 

[Disgustipated]

1. I don't know of cleaning products. On the rare occasion I need to clean something, I buy whatever cleaner is the cheapest.

2. Nivea - I use their after shave balm.

3. Dollar Shave Club - I found their products kind of crappy. But I have a man-face and need a Bowie knife to scrape the fur off.

4. Hair and body stuff I don't know of. I use Pert shampoo.

5. Roku 3 - I have one of these too. Pretty handy but I haven't seen any porn (other than the early 70s fur-burger flicks on netflix)

6. A few years ago I got suckered into using an accounting system that's web-based... meaning they charge me every damn month. I'm probably going to switch to the desktop based Quickbooks Pro next quarter. The subscription model is a waste of money.


I would add my own list of products to endorse, but I really can't think of any. I'm a product hoar and use whatever is cheapest generally.

Quickbooks decided to no longer support my version, told me I could no longer accept payments or email invoices without upgrading. So I upgraded... to Freshbooks

pR0n of the Roku:

You can watch all of those in one place when you download this cool channel called Nowhere TV (code: H9DWC). The channel acts like a channel hub of sorts with a little bit of everything. There’s even some home & garden, cooking, and spirituality sub-channels. Some of the content is audio-only podcasts, but there is plenty of video. If you still want more, here are some of the other more interesting private channels and apps out there:

http://www.thenowhereman.com/roku/

How are we to trust anyone who says "rocks like Nickelback" in a positive manner?

That's like saying it rocks like ass cancer.

Jesus, some people's sarcasm radar needs a tune-up.

I dig Dollar Shave Club and Method cleaning supplies.

ETA: The Ginger uses the same Paul Mitchell product. I need more conditioning for my crazy hair but it's nice!

Good man, that Ginger (even tho he has no soul).

Other than the nickleback part, I agree with you...fucking metrosexuals..as close as you can come to being a pussy

I will however endorse St Croix fishing poles

Nickleback is awful. They have flappy heads like all you dumbass Canucks. Just because someone is better looking than you and doesn't smell like a homeless person, doesn't mean they are "metrosexual"

 

[chillywilly2]

Nickleback is awful. They have flappy heads like all you dumbass Canucks. Just because someone is better looking than you and doesn't smell like a homeless person, doesn't mean they are "metrosexual"

Smell better to what...all that crap you wear, all you're going to do is attract bears...California pussy

 

[hashtag45]

Smell better to what...all that crap you wear, all you're going to do is attract bears...California pussy

Good you're not wearing any - heard that cleaning products take a while to get fossilized

 

[Lord Pmann]

Jesus, some people's sarcasm radar needs a tune-up.

Et tu, Brute?

Dude, I got it.

 

[chillywilly2]

Good you're not wearing any - heard that cleaning products take a while to get fossilized

Cleaning products are for boats and some trucks, like mine once a year.

A bit of soap does me just fine, a splash of aftershave on special days.

If you want to feel soft skin, go see Luke..or a girl

 

[hashtag45]

Cleaning products are for boats and some trucks, like mine once a year.

A bit of soap does me just fine, a splash of aftershave on special days.

If you want to feel soft skin, go see Luke..or a girl

why so defensive? why so keen to convince me that you wash ?

 

[Disgustipated]

Smell better to what...all that crap you wear, all you're going to do is attract bears...California pussy

I don't "wear" all that crap, dumb-dumb. It's just soap and lotion. I get it, your soap is a pumice stone and fragrance is oil, grease and B.O.

Another Luk Pro Tip just for you!

Eternity Aqua

This is the real deal. Here is a quote from their website that will give Bert and chilly aneurysms:

sophisticated. confident. refined. eternity aqua is inspired by the freshness of the ocean and encapsulates the effortless elegance, easy confidence and charm of a refined man.

Et tu, Brute?

Dude, I got it.

Eh, my bad. I guess I need the tune-up.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're so gay with your soap and shampoo. Why don't you just wear ballet flats and dance around, you little fairy! Rub some trout smell on you like chillywilly!!
Like a boss.

 

[chillywilly2]

I don't "wear" all that crap, dumb-dumb. It's just soap and lotion. I get it, your soap is a pumice stone and fragrance is oil, grease and B.O.

Another Luk Pro Tip just for you!

Eternity Aqua

This is the real deal. Here is a quote from their website that will give Bert and chilly aneurysms:​

That sounds really nice Luke, but I just don't have time for it, when you live in welding shops and construction sites...nope


Eh, my bad. I guess I need the tune-up.

You're so gay with your soap and shampoo. Why don't you just wear ballet flats and dance around, you little fairy! Rub some trout smell on you like chillywilly!!
Like a boss.

Fucking engineers