Prudes sue for right to edit rented flicks

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The following is a newstory from a Geek newsletter I read often. ( http://www.theregister.co.uk/ )

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A couple of prudes in Denver are suing for the right to distribute rental flicks with all the good parts removed. Apparently, one of the plaintiffs has some gimmick involving a modified remote control whereby viewers can select between the original and bowdlerized editions, according to a Reuters report.

"Clean Flicks of Colorado and Robert Huntsman, who has a patent pending for a new way to edit movies, filed the lawsuit in federal court, seeking a judgment that would declare it constitutional to provide edited movies to the public for private home viewing," the wire service says.

The two plaintiffs are appealing to the First Amendment, claiming that their sanitized offerings are protected speech. The idea is to get out in front of an anticipated injunction which the pair believes the Directors Guild of America was about to request.

Free speech is certainly a novel approach to circumventing Hollywood's savage copyright-infringement regime, though it would seem the only thing the First Amendment guarantees is the right of the plaintiffs to denounce the movies they would censor. Perhaps a more sensible approach would be to seek some novel licensing scheme with the copyright owners from which both sides might benefit. I see no reason why "9 1/2 Weeks" shouldn't be available in a 9 1/2-minute version for those who wish for some reason to watch it with their young children. I don't see much point to it; but then, the world is full of things I see little or no point to, so that's hardly a basis for evaluation.

However, by filing suit against the directors rather than negotiating with the studios, it seems the plaintiffs have signalled their intention to enact a mere publicity stunt, perhaps in hopes that some organized grassroots prude movement will come to their rescue and make a national issue of their little money-making scheme.

Defendants include some of Hollywood's most pampered prima donnas and heaviest political hitters: Robert Altman, Curtis Hanson, Norman Jewison, John Landis, Sydney Pollack, Robert Redford, Martin Scorsese, Steven Soderbergh and Steven Spielberg.

It should be amusing to see how quickly their legal teams can squash our enterprising plaintiffs like bugs. ®
 
let 'em... it won't be cheap... they'll go broke and be forced to give hand jobs for crack
 
I say fuck the prudes... you don't like the movie the way it was released, don't rent the damn thing.... you thing the producers were taking into account the "Prudish population" when they decided to put in the language, violence and sex? No... go rent a damn disney flick you don't like what's in the film, or wait until they bastardize it tone it down for tv.

It's not a g-rated world you A-rated morons.
 
Steven Spielberg's among those people involved in the case. How many raunchy Steven Spielberg films can you think off?

Or perhaps the violence in Saving Private Ryan isn't fitting for a war movie? tsssk. bah.

These people should team up with those trying to sue McDonalds for "willing selling them fattening, greasy and salty food".
 
Before you all go off on the "prude" thing...

It's a perfectly reasonable thing people want -- an opportuinity to see quality mainstream films without vulagar language, nudity, or violence. They would just like to sit in their living room and watch a film they don't have to worry about it in case their kids pass through. Networks always edit films for content, and now so does Bravo and AMC. It's not prudish, these aren't religious weirdos who want this, just everyday people with kids in the house. It's just their desire to occasionally have the option available to them, in case of mixed or young company. And if this guy sold his editing equipment to people to privately edit out the naughty bits, no one would have a problem with it.

But, that's not what he's doing. He wants to edit the films and THEN have them rented. Nu-uh. You don't get to do that. Ever. Absolutely a clear case of copyright and intellectual property violations. He wants to take someone else's product, put new paint on it, and then rent it, with the original producer's name still on the product, as if he he built it this way.

It's like taking a Tommy Hilfiger polo shirt, writing "Jesus Saves" on it, and then selling it as a Tommy Hilfiger shirt. Gee, what's so wrong about that? Why's Tommy getting pissed? We're so moral and he's so mean.

The people are not prudes, they're just people. And the case will go nowhere.
 
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