Prostitues

[fenghuang]

What's the best way to engage the services of a prostitute and what's it really like?
(Yes, I know that's an extremely open question!)

 

[Username_In_Use]

What's the best way to engage the services of a prostitute and what's it really like?
(Yes, I know that's an extremely open question!)

Street - Look for women ''on display'', pull over and see if they approach you and don't be a dick and jump straight to ''so how much to fuck you up the ass?''

Online - I've never tried it but craigslist.org seems to have an extensive section of their personals that seems legit dedicated to ''erotic services''. Same rules apply just pretty much don't be a dick.

I've never been with a hooker so I can't say for sure. And take all this with a grain of salt.

 

[JMac20]

Massage parlours are your best bet.

 

[BonesJackson]

Depends on what city you stay in....but craigslist should be your best bet

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I know people who did this while working their way through uni and I have gleaned a few useful bits of info.

Use massage parlours or someone with a website and established clientèle. Local newspapers often carry local 'escort' services. DO NOT pick up someone off the street. They're at the bottom of the barrel and are far more likely to have drug problems, infections and some nasty bastard forcing them to work in the first place.

Also be very wary of foreign girls who don't speak English as they're likely to have been brought over to the country against their will.

There are adult services directories, just google for one in your area. Check out review sites for customer feedback. Do not assume that anything you might want to get up to is included in the quoted price. Girls generally do normal stuff, some do anal but it's usually extra. If you want anything kinky or outrageous, seek specialist girls and negotiate before you book.

Be aware that you DO get what you pay for so don't look for the cheapest price and expect a really hot girl and a great service.

Bag. It. Up. No ifs buts or maybes. Even girls who get checked regularly can carry STDs and not know for up to 3 months. Be aware that oral sex is also a risk if you want it without a condom. Herpes anyone?

 

[Eilan]

I've read complaints about some of the so-called Erotic Services advertised at Craigslist. It seems that some ads are placed by scammers whose goal is to get as much money as possible with little, if any, sexual contact. Occasionally, someone will post a warning to our semi-local Craigslist as to how these folks operate. If there are legitimate ads there, you probably have to wade through a lot of crap and ask a lot of questions to get to them.

Google "Craigslist erotic services ad scams" to see examples.

Buyer beware.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Buyer beware.

Oh definitely. It's like ebay; if it looks too good to be true, you're going to get scammed.

I don't know the first thing about Craigslist but there are sites like adultwork.com and most places have a local adult services directory linked to an independent review site.

Escorts generally arrive with a minder who waits in a car along the street. Some will let you go to their home and unless you are a trusted client, there will always be somebody there acting as security. You can usually get a feel for how safe/responsible/professional a girl or agency is by taking note of how they ensure their own safety and what they won't do. You should never be offered unprotected sex and if you are, run like the wind. You only have 1 penis. (I hope)

 

[icedogg]

I've heard about some message parlors in my area about their "services". How exactly do you go about getting them lol. I'm a newbie at this stuff. Like you go get a massage, what else do you do, or do they initiate it?

 

[emap]

Probably you will have to ask. Rosco I am sure will come in and tell everyone how wrong I am, but unless the happy ending massages are legal where you are you have to ask them about it.

Which they are quite used to, unless your a regular they expect questions. Don't worry they won't laugh at you there, they do that in the back with everyone else working there, or later on after work.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I realize I'm asking for a pony here, but is there any way to find a hooker you can guaranteed safely fuck bareback? I've heard such is available for top dollar but that's all I've heard.

 

[Bokimbol]

I'm in NYC area back in the day(mid 80's) we just drove to 29th and 9th ave on a weekend were the big. P.O. is. There was a line you got on that went around the block. when it was you cars turn you picked out he one or ones you wanted and follwed her around the corner to the P.O. docking bays and got a B.J. Was like 15 bucks but they made you were a rubber.

The dens you had to know were they were. Much highr class of women. Took a buddy to one for his batchleor party. we all chipped for him and he went into a room. the rest of us (like 15)hung out in the lounge. the women were great. Even though we wern't buying one of them went out and bought us of all MCDonalds. All most all of the girls were shipped up from some navel base in virgina and ha ddeep souther accents was very cool.

 

[KLCK]

There is always legalized prostitution too. All you have to do is pay the girl a wedding ring, 80% of your paycheck and you may get sex two or three times over the period of five years.

*laughtrack*






I wish I were funny.

 

[Eritz]

What's the best way to engage the services of a prostitute and what's it really like?
(Yes, I know that's an extremely open question!)

If you can find Max Mosleys email address you will get some good advice.

 

[human_male]

I've been thinking about this. I don't really want sex, but a bit of attention and affection would be nice (and ok, I want to touch some boobage). But what I really want is some kissing and fondling. I'm put off because I don't know how someone would react if I asked for that. Would they think that was... well, kind of pathetic? And I'd probably want to chat with them and get to know them. How would they take that? Would they appreciate that or would they be thinking "God, why doesn't he just get it over with?" I'd just be mortified if she was actually thinking that.

Plus there's the cost. I'm not a cheapskate but it's like a weeks pay! And I know of some parlors but what I think I'd be most comfortable with is a mature women who works from home. Didn't know how to go about finding one of them though.

I went to a parlor when I was younger, at the behest of my work mates who seemed to feel I needed to get the dirty water off my chest. I ended up not doing much. She laid on top of me and rubbed herself up and down my body which was quite nice, but then she gave me a terrible, rough blowjob that I had to peel myself off the ceiling after. And one other thing I remember is when I went in the girl at reception charged me and said it was for everything. Then the girl in the room charged me again. So watch out for that.

 

[SweetErika]

I realize I'm asking for a pony here, but is there any way to find a hooker you can guaranteed safely fuck bareback? I've heard such is available for top dollar but that's all I've heard.

Sure. Close your eyes and conjure her right up.

Anyone (hooker or otherwise) who's willing to engage in unsafe sex with you is likely willing to do the same with others. At that point, you're exposing yourself to what all of those others, and their partners, have, too.

It doesn't matter how much someone charges. Diseases and infections don't discriminate, and a richer clientèle doesn't equal a safer clientèle.

Plus, there's no way to guarantee safety, ever. Even your supposedly monogamous partner could have something or pick something up during the course of your relationship. Condoms break, and herpes and HPV from unprotected oral and skin-to-skin contact are very good possibilities, since a large portion of the population has them. There's just a better chance a hooker has something because they tend to have more casual interactions and there's a good chance their partners have a lot of casual interactions (e.g. with other hookers). High-priced hookers are no exception.

 

[Username_In_Use]

I've been thinking about this. I don't really want sex, but a bit of attention and affection would be nice (and ok, I want to touch some boobage). But what I really want is some kissing and fondling. I'm put off because I don't know how someone would react if I asked for that. Would they think that was... well, kind of pathetic? And I'd probably want to chat with them and get to know them. How would they take that? Would they appreciate that or would they be thinking "God, why doesn't he just get it over with?" I'd just be mortified if she was actually thinking that.

Plus there's the cost. I'm not a cheapskate but it's like a weeks pay! And I know of some parlors but what I think I'd be most comfortable with is a mature women who works from home. Didn't know how to go about finding one of them though.

Ask/look for what's called a ''Girlfriend Experience'' or GFE. I'm not sure how I know this but take it.

 

[emap]

I learned about that GFE here on the How to myself.

Human trust me, just wanting to talk is something of the highlight of a sex workers day, they are people after all and no matter how much you love sex, having guy after guy pushing you to your knees grabbing your head and fucking your face before shoving you on your back pulling your legs wide and fucking you hard and fast until he finishes then gets dressed and leave, just sittign and talking is such a blassing.

Well OK so most of them will either get on their knees or spread their legs it's still the same thing, your used over and over, a guy just wanting to sit and talk is heaven, your not having another cock shoved down your throat, into a sore pussy, or ass. Being treated like a person will get her to give you something special, a real smile.

 

[Bystander]

http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/
Go here and read the posts from people on the board that covers your location. My advice, don't ask anyone Qs or send PMs unless you have info to exchange. They'll just blow you off or cuss you out. But if you look around and read, you'll get all the info you need and then some.

Also I would not recommend getting it on with any pro who'll do it without protection. That's just plain stupid.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I realize I'm asking for a pony here, but is there any way to find a hooker you can guaranteed safely fuck bareback? I've heard such is available for top dollar but that's all I've heard.

No.

She can't know where you've been so safe from your perspective is a huge risk with a guy who has unprotected sex with hookers to her. It's a very bad idea on all fronts. Just by a pack of featherlight or some other thin brand that tries to give you as much sensitivity as possible.

High class girls are the most fastidious. You won't catch them risking their lucrative careers for a bareback fuck.

Think you've been misinformed.

If anyone offers you a guarantee get her to put it in writing. Then piss on it.

 

[emap]

What she said. No seriously don't ever think that anybody your paying for sex that will do it without a condom for a little extra has never done that before. Especially when you consider there are two basic types of people who make use of sex workers, married men who's wife won't do something they fantasize about. That covers about everything under the sun. The other type, is the sort who will fuck anything alive or at least fresh, they also tend to not want to wear a condom, will pay extra to skip it as well. Unless your in Nevada them being tested is iffy, most people seem to go with if it doesn't hurt I'm fine.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Probably you will have to ask. Rosco I am sure will come in and tell everyone how wrong I am, but unless the happy ending massages are legal where you are you have to ask them about it.

Which they are quite used to, unless your a regular they expect questions. Don't worry they won't laugh at you there, they do that in the back with everyone else working there, or later on after work.

Heh, I saw this thread and the first thing I thought was "I bet emap is there, giving out sketchy advice".

 

[shykittyme]

Forgive me, but it sounds to me like what you would like is a relationship with a woman. What is wrong with meeting someone nice, talking to her, getting to know her? The natural progression is towards cuddling, kissing and fondling, and yes...'boobage'. Plus, you don't have to worry about the high cost of buying it. I think that just knowing that that girl is only there with you because you had to pay her to do it, is extremely off-putting. If you are worried about what a "hooker" might be thinking about you, then I'd forget the whole idea.

Just my five cents...inflation, ya know...

I've been thinking about this. I don't really want sex, but a bit of attention and affection would be nice (and ok, I want to touch some boobage). But what I really want is some kissing and fondling. I'm put off because I don't know how someone would react if I asked for that. Would they think that was... well, kind of pathetic? And I'd probably want to chat with them and get to know them. How would they take that? Would they appreciate that or would they be thinking "God, why doesn't he just get it over with?" I'd just be mortified if she was actually thinking that.

Plus there's the cost. I'm not a cheapskate but it's like a weeks pay! And I know of some parlors but what I think I'd be most comfortable with is a mature women who works from home. Didn't know how to go about finding one of them though.

I went to a parlor when I was younger, at the behest of my work mates who seemed to feel I needed to get the dirty water off my chest. I ended up not doing much. She laid on top of me and rubbed herself up and down my body which was quite nice, but then she gave me a terrible, rough blowjob that I had to peel myself off the ceiling after. And one other thing I remember is when I went in the girl at reception charged me and said it was for everything. Then the girl in the room charged me again. So watch out for that.

 

[emap]

Oh bad rosco bad.

You forgot to say I was wrong.

 

[human_male]

Forgive me, but it sounds to me like what you would like is a relationship with a woman. What is wrong with meeting someone nice, talking to her, getting to know her? The natural progression is towards cuddling, kissing and fondling, and yes...'boobage'. Plus, you don't have to worry about the high cost of buying it. I think that just knowing that that girl is only there with you because you had to pay her to do it, is extremely off-putting. If you are worried about what a "hooker" might be thinking about you, then I'd forget the whole idea.

Just my five cents...inflation, ya know...

Yep, you're absolutely correct. But there's a third type of person that emap didn't mention, and that's those men who just can't seem to get girlfriends and are driven to seek out a sex worker just from sheer loneliness. I've been looking for twenty years. So far no luck.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

Yep, you're absolutely correct. But there's a third type of person that emap didn't mention, and that's those men who just can't seem to get girlfriends and are driven to seek out a sex worker just from sheer loneliness. I've been looking for twenty years. So far no luck.

I know some men who "can't get girlfriends" and they often totally miss that some women totally dig them and don't see they are being flirted with. Then swear no woman is interested.

I have asked a few of them. Do they have to hit you in the head and drag you off?