Prop's Challenge...

It's true, Kuv - he never harrasses us females. No matter how we plead.

that is not necessarily true my dear, I have been stalking you silently for weeks and weeks now!! and let me till you it is not easy to hid this penis in a crowd--why last week I had to paint my body grey when I was following you at the zoo good thing the elephants didnt move around much -- you can imagine how difficult it was to pick up those peanuts with my pens!!
 
IHC - you're gonna get pinched if you don't stop!




You did indeed. I just give him a public show of support now and then to keep him content. :heart:

im thinkin the public show ought to involve nakedness of some sort or another even if it is just clowny boy
 
SJZ76 another little something just for you :)

The Photo of You

Here I am
Sitting all alone
Staring at you
In these photos I have

Your radiant smile
your soft tender lips
The happiness glows
From deep within

I wish it was real
The photo of you
I wish you where near
So I could touch your soft skin

I want to hold you close
And be able to call you my own
Give you a kiss
And say I love you so

You are the light
That shines down on me
When I am sad
And when I'm not

You are my life,
You mean the world
I love you darling
And can't wait
Till the day we meet
 
that is not necessarily true my dear, I have been stalking you silently for weeks and weeks now!! and let me till you it is not easy to hid this penis in a crowd--why last week I had to paint my body grey when I was following you at the zoo good thing the elephants didnt move around much -- you can imagine how difficult it was to pick up those peanuts with my pens!!

Now I know why I was fixated on that damn elephant!

SJZ76 another little something just for you :)

flattered!
 
Perhaps another poem for you...to make you blush

If you were...

If you were in my eyes for one day
My smile would be huge
I'd see your beauty from deep within
And that I'd never want to lose

If you were in my heart for one day
It would beat that much faster
Just knowing you're in my presence
Knowing we connected from deep within

If you were in my arms for one day
With your warmth up against me
And the smell of your sweet hair
I'd never want to let go

If you were in my soul for one day
I'd feel complete
Like I've been striving for
And in my heart I'd know you are the one

If you were in my eyes, heart, arms, and soul
Then I'd know you were in my life forever
Holding me close and kissing each other
Moments after we said, "I Do"
 
You're right! I have all that I could ever have imagined....

I can write poetry too you know


I love my penis
yes I do

If you could see it
you would love it too

Its long and thick
and gets real hard

it can be rubbed with
lotion, oil, butter or lard

some worship it
others adore

some other fear
and others are bored

so when you wonder
whats missing in life

simply think of my penis
and all will be well
 
I can write poetry too you know


I love my penis
yes I do

If you could see it
you would love it too

Its long and thick
and gets real hard

it can be rubbed with
lotion, oil, butter or lard

some worship it
others adore

some other fear
and others are bored

so when you wonder
whats missing in life

simply think of my penis
and all will be well

So poetic :rolleyes:
 
I can write poetry too you know


I love my penis
yes I do

If you could see it
you would love it too

Its long and thick
and gets real hard

it can be rubbed with
lotion, oil, butter or lard

some worship it
others adore

some other fear
and others are bored

so when you wonder
whats missing in life

simply think of my penis
and all will be well

an instant classic, Mr Black!
 
Since I don't know any poetry and have a small penis I am bowing out gracefully.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

grabs the lube quickly!!!!!


this is better than that time in the shower when you "pretended" to drop the soap!!:eek::devil:
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

grabs the lube quickly!!!!!


this is better than that time in the shower when you "pretended" to drop the soap!!:eek::devil:

ohhh it's not better than the time he jumped in the Jello Tub and got stuck ass up just waiting for your loving attention? :D
 
I could write a haiku about my penis

but you have to understand that it would have to be 10-12-10 instead of 5-7-5

;):rolleyes:
 
I know I can make SJ blush, but that wouldn't be playing fair. She already knows I can do it.;)
 
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