Proposed Location for Litopia

[Guest]

Litopia: a get-a-way from it all for Litopians of the AH. Tranquil settings, warm beaches, clear water, no ex-es allowed. Ooompaloompas to do all the work. Clothing optional.

First problem, we need a location.

Here's one - and it is for sale. Current bid is less than 350K (less than many homes in suburban areas).

http://www.madeinfiji.de/katafanga/ka17.jpg

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Litopia: a get-a-way from it all for Litopians of the AH. Tranquil settings, warm beaches, clear water, no ex-es allowed. Ooompaloompas to do all the work. Clothing optional.

First problem, we need a location.

Here's one - and it is for sale. Current bid is less than 350K (less than many homes in suburban areas).

http://www.madeinfiji.de/katafanga/ka17.jpg

Damn that is gorgeous! That water!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good Eye Ted!

 

[Guest]

I like.

Let me get my bikini.

 

[Guest]

I like.

Let me get my bikini.

OK. And we can figure out something else to do on the beach until the braces come off.

 

[rgraham666]

I like.

Let me get my bikini.

Who needs clothes?

 

[Guest]

OK. And we can figure out something else to do on the beach until the braces come off.

Laughing!

OK. I must share that my husband just told me they don't really get in the way all that much.

 

[Guest]

Who needs clothes?

But I like my suit.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Blackandwhitesuit.jpg

 

[cloudy]

I'm so there.

 

[rgraham666]

But I like my suit.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Blackandwhitesuit.jpg

So do I.

Actually, you'd probably look good in sackcloth and ashes.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Laughing!

OK. I must share that my husband just told me they don't really get in the way all that much.

An island sounds really nice right now. My luck my neighbour would be on lit as well and show up and I'd have to feed her to the sharks!

 

[Guest]

So do I.

Actually, you'd probably look good in sackcloth and ashes.

Charmer.

But awfully good for my ego this early on a Monday morning.

 

[buxxxom]

Ooooh, I like this place. Let me start packing!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Now, just wait a cotton-picking minute. There's a few details left out. I mean, are there any good clubs or restaurants? What about a Starbucks or two? And how good is the internet connection?

After all, who among the AH'ers really wants to spend all their time just making love and recuperating in the shade next to a sunny beach, besides me, that is?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Vermilion]

But would we need internet if we were all there anyway?

And 350k is a snip - I'm in.

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[Guest]

Now, just wait a cotton-picking minute. There's a few details left out. I mean, are there any good clubs or restaurants? What about a Starbucks or two? And how good is the internet connection?

After all, who among the AH'ers really wants to spend all their time just making love and recuperating in the shade next to a sunny beach, besides me, that is?

Rumple Foreskin

Rump,

We'll have an open bar/nightclub on the beach 24/7.

The Ooompaloompas are all gourmet cooks.

Internet connection? Of course, it Litopia. Wouldn't be perfect without it.

Starbucks? Of course I've arranged one. Here is a link to the staff.

Also, and this is just between you & me, we guys will band together, and start a Foundation that provides free week long trips to our island getaway for overly stressed Sorority girls on Spring Break.

 

[TxRad]

Rump,

We'll have an open bar/nightclub on the beach 24/7.

The Ooompaloompas are all gourmet cooks.

Internet connection? Of course, it Litopia. Wouldn't be perfect without it.

Starbucks? Of course I've arranged one. Here is a link to the staff.

Also, and this is just between you & me, we guys will band together, and start a Foundation that provides free week long trips to our island getaway for overly stressed Sorority girls on Spring Break.

I was with ya until that last part.... With the ladies we have on Lit, I edon't think us guys will need much in the way of outside entertainment. More like we'll need clubs and locked doors so we can catch up on our rest....

 

[Guest]

I was with ya until that last part.... With the ladies we have on Lit, I edon't think us guys will need much in the way of outside entertainment. More like we'll need clubs and locked doors so we can catch up on our rest....

I figured some of the girls would like the Sority girls too. Besides, that was an aside to Rump. No one else was supposed to read it.

 

[TxRad]

I figured some of the girls would like the Sority girls too. Besides, that was an aside to Rump. No one else was supposed to read it.

Sorry.....Rump need to turn his hearing aide up..... Or I need to turn mine down...

 

[Guest]

Who needs clothes?

I promise not to wear clothes if you apply the suncreen without fail, every three hours.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I was with ya until that last part.... With the ladies we have on Lit, I edon't think us guys will need much in the way of outside entertainment. More like we'll need clubs and locked doors so we can catch up on our rest....

And a shit-pot load of B-12.

Now wait a second before you reply so I can change the batteries in my hearing aide.

Which reminds me of the dumb blonde who wouldn't screw a deaf guy because she was afraid of getting hearing aides.

Hey, Ted, is there going to be a comedy club at this place?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It needs an Abstrusions right on the beach!!

 

[Guest]

It needs an Abstrusions right on the beach!!

Wouldn't be Litopia without it.

Can't wait to see you in a bikini.

Hey, Ted, is there going to be a comedy club at this place?

Talk to Abs. Maybe she'll host a comedy night at Abstrusions.

 

[Guest]

And a shit-pot load of B-12.

Now wait a second before you reply so I can change the batteries in my hearing aide.

Which reminds me of the dumb blonde who wouldn't screw a deaf guy because she was afraid of getting hearing aides.

Hey, Ted, is there going to be a comedy club at this place?

Rumple Foreskin

At the Chicago Lit-together in March, the idea of all of us attending a Comedy Club was suggested.

I say now as I said then, WE are comedy enough.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Wouldn't be Litopia without it.

Can't wait to see you in a bikini.


Talk to Abs. Maybe she'll host a comedy night at Abstrusions.

YAY!!! I love comedy night.....sometimes I can even be funny.


um......Abs don't show no flesh.....under penalty of many state and international laws.

 

[rgraham666]

I promise not to wear clothes if you apply the suncreen without fail, every three hours.

Twist my rubber arm. Ow!

OK.