Proper theater etiquette?

[letschatNsin]

Never been to an adult theatre, always wanted to check one out. Just not sure on what to expect or what I can and can't do... there is one I drive by everyday after work and there are always cars parked and it actually has good reviews online.

 

[letschatNsin]

I guess my biggest concern is of getting in trouble if "something cums up"

 

[coati]

Here are some etiquette guidelines for Adult Theaters:

Remember your manners, and always say please and thank you. Don't try to speak with your mouth full. Also, you will notice tissue boxes throughout the facility. Use them if something cums up.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

And when the film is running...no talking, no moaning, no groaning.

 

[wdbtchr]

Check local laws

It all depends on how local law enforcement enforces. Most likely the operator will say no sex officially to cover his ass. Talk to patrons and you'll get the feel for what you can get away with. Around here as long as you're not bothering anyone let it flow.

 

[twister947]

Thank you notes. Don't forget your manners.

 

[Saucyminx]

And never, ever, ever squirt other patrons with a squirt gun filled with Jergens lotion. It's just bad form, and will have you removed from the premises immediately. Or so I've heard.

 

[Saucyminx]

Thank God you're back.

It's just a shame you weren't with me for that excursion. It was hilarious. I mean, I heard it was hilarious, as I would never, ever, ever do such a thing.

 

[Emerson40]

And never, ever, ever squirt other patrons with a squirt gun filled with Jergens lotion. It's just bad form, and will have you removed from the premises immediately. Or so I've heard.

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[Saucyminx]

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[Emerson40]

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...and get ourselves a treat!