Proof of Global Warming

M

miles

Guest
Well guys, I changed my mind about Global Warming. It's a scientific fact.

I read the long-range weather forecast for the U.S. today. Brace yourselves.

They project a gradual cooling trend beginning in early September and expect it to get progressively colder all the way through March, which is when they expect the trend to reverse itself. I guess it's from all those Polar Ice Cubes melting and stuff.

It gets worse.

Beginning in May they said it's really, really going to start getting really, really warmer. Not just in the southeastern U.S., but in remote places like the Sahara Desert (used to be a rain forest) and the Mojave Desert (used to be inhabited by dinosaurs until acid rain got the boogers.) July is going to be pure hell in those regions. Anyone foolish enough to walk through the desert in midday without water will face certain death.

Anyone who thinks this isn't a real threat has their head in the sand. The proof is everywhere. Would you believe that only yesterday the sun was shining and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Then this morning, out of nowhere, it started raining.

What finally convinced me was the person from the Environmental Defense Initiative (or something like that) on the Today show yesterday. She was talking about how polluted our beaches were. Yessiree - polluted by rainwater.

If we don't figure out how to control rainwater, well, I don't know what to think. Might as well just pack it in.
 
now you just have to convince G W Bush :) on that note im going to bed nite nite all
 
Finally, a solution

Now if we could just figure out a way to stop the rain, all our water pollution problems will be solved.

You know, it just might work!:rolleyes:
 
YOu must be right -

Perhaps if we just dump everything wherever we want - you know, the way we used to do it before Earth Day - the weather will just go back to being the way it used to be. And all those extinct animals will come back. And we won't have to pay those subsidies for people to keep rebuilding their barrier island beach homes! And I'll be a little kid again. Fabulous!
Damn those global warming idiots. if they'd just shut up, we wouldn't need air conditioning....
 
...and very soon now in the Northern Hemisphere...

...all the plants will start withering and the leaves on the trees will die...
 
You won't be laughing, p_p...

the icy waters that sink near Greenland to create the Labrador Current are diminishing. As that current loses force, the Gulf Stream will be allowed to ride up North America's East Coast, warming the NorthEast by large measures, and leaving Europe without its warming influence. The Sahara Desert will become nicer, and Northern Europe and The British Isles will ice over. Your historic taste for warm beer will be a distant memory. And no one will complain about the rain. The Troubles will cease to torment. Foot-and-Mouth Disease will finally be eradicated in the UK. And you can fawn over the Ice Girls.
 
Ice Girls! LMAO

The best thing about the Spice Girls were those Spice racks!:p
 
Re: ...and very soon now in the Northern Hemisphere...

p_p_man said:
...all the plants will start withering and the leaves on the trees will die...

You've seen my back yard i take it!

:cool:
 
*Getting out my wave runner,,,,,,,,,,,

:p
 
Re: Finally, a solution

Mensa said:
Now if we could just figure out a way to stop the rain, all our water pollution problems will be solved.

LOL! Mensa, you're always funny, but that one slew me.
 
Siren, it doesn't snow in Vancouver, WA.

You'll get three inches in a year if you're lucky.. However, if you want to take a trip to Mount Hood..
 
This must mean that the NFC East will lose its traditional cold weather advantage in the playoffs.......An Eagles game in December without the fans pelting Santa Claus with snow covered rocks? We need to take action!
 
Desert Amazon

Perhaps with stiffer laws governing EPA compliance and stricter standards, the quality of our air may improve with time

This is from the state of CA:

The report indicates that while California's population increased by 25% between 1985 and 1999 and vehicle travel increased by 45%, emissions of smog-forming pollutants decreased 30% in the same time period. The San Francisco Bay Area experienced the largest reduction of smog-forming emissions with a 39% decrease between 1985 and 1999. California's other major urban areas, Los Angeles, San Diego and Sacramento experienced decreases of 30%, 30%, and 24% respectively
 
Geesh, we could probably meet the Kyoto criteria if we blew the San Andreas Fault and dropped them in the ocean

Would anyone really miss Los Angeles and San Francisco?
 
Back
Top