Proof God does not Exist!!!!

[Spinaroonie]

Keanu Reeves will play superman in the next Superman movie.

When watching planet Krypton explode, Superman will be quoted as saying "Woah!"

 

[TAKEMEE]

And what does this have to do with God?

 

[70/30]

I thought Jude Law got the gig, damn proAmerican lobbyists prolly got to the studios.

 

[horny_giraffe]

And what does this have to do with God?

Evil, yes God gives us free will. But Canoe Reeves as superman defies the natural order of things.

 

[spanky22]

Here I thought you were going to cite how large chunks of the planet live in abject poverty and hunger, generation after generation, with only the occasional natural disaster to break up the monotony...

 

[Guest]

The first choice was

Be happy, the first choice was Nicholas Cage.......

 

[Never]

Didn't Krypton explode about ten minutes after Kal-El was born? Smart baby there.

 

[Lasz]

Hey

I want to see some proof!

 

[Never]

There isn’t any. This Superman movie has been ‘in the works’ for over five years now. They still haven’t nailed down a script, actor, producer, or director.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Didn't Krypton explode about ten minutes after Kal-El was born? Smart baby there.

Huh? No, he had like a week on his home planet.. He was still a baby.

I just wanted to make fun of Keanu.

Much ado about nothing, anyone?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Hey

I want to see some proof!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,62992,00.html

 

[Never]

Spinaroonie:
“Huh? No, he had like a week on his home planet.. He was still a baby.

I just wanted to make fun of Keanu.

Much ado about nothing, anyone? “

Yes, I knew you were just joking Spin.

However, in S:MOS #1 by John Byrne, which, I think, is the version they’re still going with, Kal was shipped off not long after he was born. You might be correct though, I don’t have the issue and I’m not a Superman reader.

 

[MechaBlade]

Good for Keanu.

 

[QuickDuck]

Not only is The Guide a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one - more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?

---------------------------------

"The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

"`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

"`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly
vanished in a puff of logic.

"`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to
prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next
zebra crossing.

"Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of
dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a
small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-
selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God."


/wave
QuickDuck


(both quotes from Douglas Adams - Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy)

 

[Spinaroonie]

Spinaroonie:
“Huh? No, he had like a week on his home planet.. He was still a baby.

I just wanted to make fun of Keanu.

Much ado about nothing, anyone? “

Yes, I knew you were just joking Spin.

However, in S:MOS #1 by John Byrne, which, I think, is the version they’re still going with, Kal was shipped off not long after he was born. You might be correct though, I don’t have the issue and I’m not a Superman reader.

Crap, is it that John Bryne revision of Superman's complete history canceling out the fifty years of history before him?

Yeah... I wasn't to thrilled with that idea.

 

[sunstruck]

I can see it. Clark Kent was always mumbly and awkward, that comes naturally to Keanu. lol I'm just glad they're not considering Cage anymore, I mean, Superman with a hair piece???

If anyone's ever seen the show Smallville on the WB (bite me I have teenage cousins) the kid they got to play Kent is perfect. Unfortunately he's too young for the film versions.

Suggestions anyone?

 

[lovetoread]

Why not Dean Cain? The man is so freaking sexy.

 

[RawHumor]

Why not Dean Cain? The man is so freaking sexy.

Dean Cain was good as Superman, but not as Clark Kent.

 

[Nicodemus]

Ben Affleck would have beena better choice than keanu. They hit about the same age demographic but ben has better acting chops and with just a bit of weight and working out woul be perfect physically. Very Christopher Reeve like in physical appearance.

I agree that the Smallville guy is perfect for the roll he plays. Actually all the characters on Smallville are just great (still hate that Lana's hair is not red but she is hot enough that I can let it go). Granted they have dramatically altered the story with regards to Clark/Lex, but it still is a great show.

 

[QuickDuck]

I can see it. Clark Kent was always mumbly and awkward, that comes naturally to Keanu. lol I'm just glad they're not considering Cage anymore, I mean, Superman with a hair piece???

If anyone's ever seen the show Smallville on the WB (bite me I have teenage cousins) the kid they got to play Kent is perfect. Unfortunately he's too young for the film versions.

Suggestions anyone?

Yup i agree totally.... Tom Welling is rather good in the part. (and yes, i like the show... even if it is Super Dawson )

when you think Supe's, you think square jaw... nick cage just aint it.

I remember hearing something ages ago that Tim Burton was wanting to do the death of superman, but only if Michael Keaton would be Batman for the reading of the Eulogy.

Ok so that was only a rumour, but a duck can dream can't he?

/wave
QD

 

[Rodney King]

Why not Dean Cain? The man is so freaking sexy.

I was going to offer a comment on this thread, but once I saw your AV, I kind of forgot what this thread is all about....


What the hell was I going to say????


Damn, I knew I liked Jeeps for some reason....

 

[Nicodemus]

Dean Kain rocked. I think physically he lacks the height but I could be wrong. Hell if Michael Keaton can play Batman and make it work then I see no reason not to let others play such great roles.

BUT............Superman is supposed to be tall. I know they can get around that but when it comes to such an icon the person that plays him has to have the physical presence as well as the acting ability.

 

[sunstruck]

Ben Affleck would have beena better choice than keanu. They hit about the same age demographic but ben has better acting chops and with just a bit of weight and working out woul be perfect physically. Very Christopher Reeve like in physical appearance.

A LITTLE bit of working out??? lmao Afleck weighs like 170! Even if he worked out he'd be lean and muscular and that isn't Superman. Superman is BEEFY! lol Not quite linebacker beefy, but at least NFL quaterback beefy. And tall. He's got to be tall.

I'm very picky with my supre heros. lol

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I thought that Carrot-top, David Arquette, and Tom Greene were proof enough that God doesn't exist...oh wait, they are proof that God doesn't have a sense of humor. Or are they proof that Satan does have a sense of humor?

 

[Nicodemus]

A LITTLE bit of working out??? lmao Afleck weighs like 170! Even if he worked out he'd be lean and muscular and that isn't Superman. Superman is BEEFY! lol Not quite linebacker beefy, but at least NFL quaterback beefy. And tall. He's got to be tall.

I'm very picky with my supre heros. lol

Think Micheal Keaton in the Batman suit....he was no where near being in Batman kind of shape but the right kind of suit made it work. Ben has the square Jaw thing going for him, he has the height....put him in a few Clark suits with some padding and a Neoprene Supes' suit to add the muscle defination for those times he is doing his Super thing and there you go.....I agree about being picky.....I think Hollywood needs to pay attention to Wizard magazine a bit more when it comes to casting.