Profiles. And the shit people write in them.

[GimpyIntellect]

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

I'm glad you asked. Let me tell you.

It's these people that write their interests in their profiles, as follows: I like to go hiking, and have sex, go to the movies, and have sex, bake cookies, and have sex, read a good book, and have sex, spend a quiet evening at home, and have sex, etc. etc. etc.

And then, when you finally think you've escaped their terribly vapid, uninteresting existence, they hit you with the ultimate concluding thought: "Did I mention sex?"

These people.

Jerry Seinfeld summed it up perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJXejD_FEXs

 

[Rachel_X]

Saying you like sex is like saying you like breathing.
If you don't like it, you won't have any effect on the gene pool so it's irrelevant to mention.

We can't all have world class profiles like me though.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Saying you like sex is like saying you like breathing.
If you don't like it, you won't have any effect on the gene pool so it's irrelevant to mention.

We can't all have world class profiles like me though.

Is your world class profile on match.com or something?

 

[Rachel_X]

Is your world class profile on match.com or something?

Right here on the forums for all to read.
I wish I got money every time I someone told me they loved it.
I'd buy a boat and ram it into my blimp.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Right here on the forums for all to read.
I wish I got money every time I someone told me they loved it.
I'd buy a boat and ram it into my blimp.

How come this post doesn't rhyme?

It's hardly even worth my time.

Take your boat, your inflated ego, and your crappy blimp.

Don't bring that weak shit in here, I'm the motherfuckin' Gimp.

 

[chillywilly2]

Saying you like sex is like saying you like breathing.
If you don't like it, you won't have any effect on the gene pool so it's irrelevant to mention.

We can't all have world class profiles like me though.

It doesn't say you like sex so I doubt you get many PM's

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63345526.jpg

 

[Wings]

Mine is perfect.

 

[Mrtenant]

Mine is perfect.

Yes it is.

Mine is sufficient.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Mine is perfect.

Yes, they are.

 

[bronzeage]

The only profiles that irritate me are the blank ones.

Bots can open accounts, make posts, and send pms. Apparently they can't fill in profile details.

When I see a blank profile, I assume it's not a real person and the pm I just read is totally bogus.

 

[warrior queen]

Damn! People here actually read profiles?
I don't think I've looked at a profile since 2004.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Most of the profiles in Lit and even right here in this thread are empty and useless.
I'm writting this forgetting what ours is. But I'm sure we have at least a little information on it.
Don't be afraid, it's a way to make friends or enemies. Sometimes it's difficult to tell them apart.

Ha. I forgot I did that sex thing Gimpy hates. But sex is always on my sexy mind and sex is why we're here.

 

[Miasorrow]

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

I'm glad you asked. Let me tell you.

It's these people that write their interests in their profiles, as follows: I like to go hiking, and have sex, go to the movies, and have sex, bake cookies, and have sex, read a good book, and have sex, spend a quiet evening at home, and have sex, etc. etc. etc.

And then, when you finally think you've escaped their terribly vapid, uninteresting existence, they hit you with the ultimate concluding thought: "Did I mention sex?"

These people.

Jerry Seinfeld summed it up perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJXejD_FEXs

That's wrong with having sex?
Sex is fine. The problems start when you don't have any.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Damn! People here actually read profiles?
I don't think I've looked at a profile since 2004.

Denny------------ I checked each profile on this thread so far including yours. it's time to read our profiles and giggle.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

That's wrong with having sex?
Sex is fine. The problems start when you don't have any.

This could be my problem, Mia.

A jealous rage that festers inside of me.

 

[Mrtenant]

Is my profile better from the side? Or front or rear? Please say rear!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I tell you what, I feel like you and I share really similar thought processes. That's a total compliment for you, by the way.

My favourite is the people who separate themselves from the rest of the pack with such interesting tidbits as "having fun" and "hanging out with friends". Holy shit! Fer realz?!! Having fun! I ALSO like having fun! How crazy is that?! We are gonna be BFFs forever!!!!

 

[jezzilee]

Mine was done kind of tongue in cheek. I have been going to change it FOREVER and keep meaning to...this thread may just be the catalyst to help me achieve that goal...procrastination for the win! (actually loss in this case)

 

[Aphro]

"making the ladies wet"

*Barf*

 

[yossi]

"making the ladies wet"

*Barf*

Is...is that how they make them wet?

 

[Aphro]

Is...is that how they make them wet?

Probably the only way, Yossi.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Probably the only way, Yossi.

Projectile vomit is a very sexy aphrodisiac, Aphroditiac.

 

[oggbashan]

Someone's been reading my profile.

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I've actually had comments just about the profile.

Odd. At least that's what anon says about it.

 

[Aphro]

Projectile vomit is a very sexy aphrodisiac, Aphroditiac.

Take that over to the Fetish forum. I'm sure there's a thread for it.