produce

[lorddragonwolf]

i work in the produce deptartment for a national retailer. and i must say that since coming to this site i can not look at anyone buying fruits and vegetables with a straight face. cuccumbers are a number one purchase for women. and now i just read about ginger frigging. i thought maybe there would be one fruit, vegetable, or spice i would not have to put up on the shelf without having to think about the sexual pleasure you can get from it.

i was wrong damn i get more and more sexual pleasure info daily.

no i am not complaining.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

~giggles~

Just wait until you see bondage potential in every corner of the store.

dixi

 

[tassie]

i used to work at amex and our storage was done in tandem by bsm and iron mountain. i had such naughty ideas about both all day!

 

[CarolineOh]

i work in the produce deptartment for a national retailer. and i must say that since coming to this site i can not look at anyone buying fruits and vegetables with a straight face. cuccumbers are a number one purchase for women. and now i just read about ginger frigging. i thought maybe there would be one fruit, vegetable, or spice i would not have to put up on the shelf without having to think about the sexual pleasure you can get from it.

i was wrong damn i get more and more sexual pleasure info daily.

no i am not complaining.

I do most of the produce shopping for my business. Yes, I have considered some interesting possibilities.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

~giggles~

Just wait until you see bondage potential in every corner of the store.

dixi

i already do that to. just have to walk into the cool and look at the steal racks. or the racks in the backroom. hell just walk into the clothing deptartment or garden center or the sporting goods section.

damn it now i am horny.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

LOL....welcome to my world.....I get horny going to WalMart for cryin out loud. ~blushes~

oooo the craft, sporting goods, and hardware departments are fast becoming my favs.

~grins~
dixi

 

[lorddragonwolf]

LOL....welcome to my world.....I get horny going to WalMart for cryin out loud. ~blushes~

oooo the craft, sporting goods, and hardware departments are fast becoming my favs.

~grins~
dixi

well i work in a walmart suppercenter. oh the possiblities.

 

[CarolineOh]

well i work in a walmart suppercenter. oh the possiblities.

Now when Dixi goes to Walmarts she has to not only consider the possibilites represented by all the pervertible items she sees, she also has to wonder which of the employees might be thinking about what it would be like to use them on her!

 

[Daddyslilpet]

~giggles~

lorddragonwolf, so see you know exactly what I mean.


Caroline, I already wonder about some of the employees at our Walmart....lol. You should see the looks you get when buying rope.

~big grins~
dixi

 

[Ebonyfire]

That reminds me...

of an old joke we used to say in the good old days:

When visiting a bachelor in his apartment, don't eat the melon. You never know where its been.

Eb

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: That reminds me...

of an old joke we used to say in the good old days:

When visiting a bachelor in his apartment, don't eat the melon. You never know where its been.

Eb

or pumkins or honey dews or cantalopes.........

 

[lorddragonwolf]

~giggles~

lorddragonwolf, so see you know exactly what I mean.


Caroline, I already wonder about some of the employees at our Walmart....lol. You should see the looks you get when buying rope.

~big grins~
dixi

grinning wickedly, now dixi if you come into my store i will give you a guided tour. i might have to keep you for a few hours, but i would show you were everything is.

 

[CarolineOh]

Re: That reminds me...

of an old joke we used to say in the good old days:

When visiting a bachelor in his apartment, don't eat the melon. You never know where its been.

Eb

Ewwww. I don't think I'd eat the produce in most bachelor's apartments, even if I know for sure it is virginal.

 

[WillowPuss]

Re: That reminds me...

of an old joke we used to say in the good old days:

When visiting a bachelor in his apartment, don't eat the melon. You never know where its been.

Eb

ewwwwwwww
ohhhhh gawd .. that is just

ukky!!!!

Now ... what the heck do I say to my son when he asks if we can have melon?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: That reminds me...

Ewwww. I don't think I'd eat the produce in most bachelor's apartments, even if I know for sure it is virginal.

And if he serves you liver and onions, offer to take him out for a meal.

Eb <snickering>

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: That reminds me...

ewwwwwwww
ohhhhh gawd .. that is just

ukky!!!!

Now ... what the heck do I say to my son when he asks if we can have melon?

Well if there are no poke holes...it is virginal, I guess.

Eb

 

[Daddyslilpet]

I'm gonna just laugh my butt off if one of my sons asks for melons. Then they'll think Mom's lost her mind....lmao

lorddragonwolf, you've got a deal. Guided tour, and I'll know right where to find all the really cool stuff.

~smiles~
dixi

 

[WriterDom]

I sent a sub to the store and told her to come back with a zucchini inside her. It was probably a mistake since her pussy ate the whole thing. Made me feel a little inadequate after that.

 

[WillowPuss]

*sigh*
showing my ignorance here ... but I gotta ask ... what's a zucchini?

 

[lorddragonwolf]

willow you can trust mellons you buy.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

*sigh*
showing my ignorance here ... but I gotta ask ... what's a zucchini?

a type of squash its skinny green and long.

 

[WillowPuss]

a type of squash its skinny green and long.

squash?

Like a marrow?
or cucumber?
corgette?

(sorry Brit here ... )

 

[Daddyslilpet]

squash?

Like a marrow?
or cucumber?
corgette?

(sorry Brit here ... )

Willow, yes its shaped like a cucumber, but usually longer...sometimes thicker.

~smiles~
dixi

don't ask, just know I grew up in Alabama....ok.

 

[WillowPuss]

Willow, yes its shaped like a cucumber, but usually longer...sometimes thicker.

~smiles~
dixi

don't ask, just know I grew up in Alabama....ok.

Longer than a cucumber?
And her pussy swallowed it?

The avereage cucumber here is about 10 inches long and about 3 inches wide .... wow that was some trick then!


(and don't ya just love it - we speak the same language and I still can't understand some words!)

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: That reminds me...

or pumkins or honey dews or cantalopes.........

Or coconuts!

Eb