Problems with the Plumbing

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a classic jumping off point for short strokers, since it allows visual bits (the guy crouched under the sink, ass elevated). wet tshirts.
water spraying around... clothes being removed to put into the dryer.

Can easily be a neighbour hookup; a stranger (i.e. a plumber); a relative (she calls her uncle to come help?) .

if you want to get more twisted, it could be a lesbian tale ("The Plumber was a woman") or even cross dressing (straight plumber finds his eyes level with the bulging crotch under the frilly panties).
 
Also this classic scenario. Lazy husband doesn't satisfy the wife and also continues to neglect the household including fixing the leaky sink.

Wife gets tired of waiting and when the attractive plumber shows up and she catches him looking she has him tend to some other needs around the house.
 
Switching it up could add some freshness to the generic porn story. Two leabians, using her brand new clean tools on her first job, finds out the spanner makes a decent dildo. Or this big gruff male plumber comes to this hot womans house, she takes advantage of his plumber crack, turns out she is a transexual. She rips off his pants and...so is he. Or he brings in his daughter of appropriate age, he tells her to finish up while he 'talks' to one of his avid customers. She eventually finds them and joins in as she searches for him to check her work. Or posaibly she finds the womans son, jacking off to the sound of them having sex.
 
An ENTIRELY different spin on the title:

a guy having trouble urinating goes to the urologist...who has a hot young female intern in need of hands on experience.
 
What about a romantic scenario a plumber is called by a woman he fixed the plumbing problem that she has then the handsome by shy plumber asks the woman out on a date.
 
Also this classic scenario. Lazy husband doesn't satisfy the wife and also continues to neglect the household including fixing the leaky sink.

Wife gets tired of waiting and when the attractive plumber shows up and she catches him looking.....

Then the plumber gets a phone call, he goes outside to answer it but wifey hears the whole thing...obviously it's the plumber's bitch of a wife calling, it's about a divorce. Wifey hears plumber saying things about their total lack of a relationship. Plumber comes in with a sad, resigned look on his face.

They are face to face. Each knows the other knows.
 
Why do I keep flashing back to that cartoon where the woman comes home, finds the plumber on the ground at her door, and when she says "who is it?". her talking bird says "it's the plumber, he's come to fix the sink". I think maybe I need a nap.
 
An ENTIRELY different spin on the title:

a guy having trouble urinating goes to the urologist...who has a hot young female intern in need of hands on experience.
Weirdly, that was my first thought upon seeing the title.
 
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