Problem Child

[freakygirl]

Can I have your baby?

I think we'd have cute kids




*disclaimer* I am joking.. I have enough kids.. I don't want anymore!

 

[Problem Child]

Can I have your baby?

I think we'd have cute kids




*disclaimer* I am joking.. I have enough kids.. I don't want anymore!

Smart lil fuckers, too.

 

[AusTess]

Cyber babies.

How cute.


I'd much rather a kitten.

Or a puppy.


Actually,I'd much rather a fucking crocodile.

Ha.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: Problem Child

Smart lil fuckers, too.

only if they took after you.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I want some Problem Chile pics too.

 

[Problem Child]

Maybe we can hire Tess to be our nanny.

She'll teach the children to flip off the neighbors, and how to make molotov cocktails and drink beer during the day, then at night we have three way sex, yannow?

 

[AusTess]

Maybe we can hire Tess to be our nanny.

She'll teach the children to flip off the neighbors, and how to make molotov cocktails and drink beer during the day, then at night we have three way sex, yannow?

Hire?

You mean all THAT and you pay me?


Where the fuck do i sign?

 

[freakygirl]

Maybe we can hire Tess to be our nanny.

She'll teach the children to flip off the neighbors, and how to make molotov cocktails and drink beer during the day, then at night we have three way sex, yannow?

I was fine until the three way sex

She's far more attractive than me.. I'm afraid you'd pay her more attention.

 

[Problem Child]

Hire?

You mean all THAT and you pay me?


Where the fuck do i sign?

The sex is your payment dear, but I promise you'll never run out of vegemite or kangaroo meat.

 

[Problem Child]

I was fine until the three way sex

She's far more attractive than me.. I'm afraid you'd pay her more attention.

Okay, jealousy this early in the relationship is not healthy.

 

[AusTess]

I was fine until the three way sex

She's far more attractive than me.. I'm afraid you'd pay her more attention.

I'm one ugly bitch on the inside.
Trust me on this.

Anyways,I dont want the attention.

I just want the sex.

And how do you know i wont pay YOU more attention than he?

 

[freakygirl]

oh..

AussTess might pay me more attention

ok.. i'm game

 

[AusTess]

The sex is your payment dear, but I promise you'll never run out of vegemite or kangaroo meat.

Be still my beating heart.

 

[AusTess]

oh..

AussTess might pay me more attention

ok.. i'm game

Ha.
You are easy.

I wanna be on his face while you are on his cock.
We can meet in the middle.
*Wriggles brows*

 

[freakygirl]

Ha.
You are easy.

I wanna be on his face while you are on his cock.
We can meet in the middle.
*Wriggles brows*

oh this is sounding better all the time..

and yes, i'm very easy. I'm flirting with PC aren't i?

 

[Problem Child]

this is good.

 

[AusTess]

oh this is sounding better all the time..

and yes, i'm very easy. I'm flirting with PC aren't i?

That dont make you easy.


That makes you a good judge of manflesh.

That's PRIME flesh baby.

 

[freakygirl]

It was so good that..

i'm wore out. Heading to bed now

Night all

 

[AusTess]

this is good.

Wait til we get to the bit where i lick your balls while you fuck her.


patience is a virtue.

Ha.

 

[AusTess]

It was so good that..

i'm wore out. Heading to bed now

Night all

Well shit.

That leaves just you an i,PC.



Be afraid.

 

[Problem Child]

Well shit.

That leaves just you an i,PC.



Be afraid.

Of what? You're a fuckin pussycat with crocodile skin (figuratively speaking, of course)

 

[AusTess]

Of what? You're a fuckin pussycat with crocodile skin (figuratively speaking, of course)

That crocodile skin is crotchless,baby.

 

[Roy Batty]

That crocodile skin is crotchless,baby.

It's the oral that scares the shit out of him.

 

[AusTess]

It's the oral that scares the shit out of him.

The teeth are false.

I'm all gums.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm all gums.

that could be entertaining in the blow job area.