Problem Child

[Laurel]

Hiya.

Think a Problem Child thread can be as fun as a Private Vasquez thread? Only time will tell.

 

[Private Vasquez]

maybe he has manboobs too

 

[Problem Child]

maybe he has manboobs too

No, but I can put my cock and balls between my legs and look like a 6'2" 230 lb. barbie doll.

 

[Private Vasquez]

No, but I can put my cock and balls between my legs and look like a 6'2" 230 lb. barbie doll.

manbarbie, close enough

 

[Laurel]

Barbie has no nipples.

 

[Tyrael]

No, but I can put my cock and balls between my legs and look like a 6'2" 230 lb. barbie doll.

That put an image in my mind I'll do anything to forget.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I tried to play on Problem Child's thread once.

Well, I called it a thread.

He said, "hey, don't do that in public, sweetie."

I'm like, "what the fuck, it's only your thread."

He's like, babe, "some people don't call it a thread."

Me, "really?"

PC, "yeah, really. Hey, listen, I think you're a real sweetheart. How about you come around my place around 9pm to play on my "thread?"

Me, *smiling* "ok babycakes."

And that was the last time I played on PC's thread.

 

[metal_minx]

PC is a cocksucking bastard of a circus clown..but he's funny as hell

 

[AzureAngel]

No, but I can put my cock and balls between my legs and look like a 6'2" 230 lb. barbie doll.

I was going to reference a memory in which certain parts of Barbie were covered in ketchup so that the dog would lick it off to the horror of the owner. I have decided that this would be disgusting to see done to the PC-Barbie and not half as funny.

Perhaps the ritualistic head removal would be?

 

[Laurel]

*screams at the mental images AA put in her head*

 

[AzureAngel]

*screams at the mental images AA put in her head*

I'm going to hope that wasn't a Fangirl Scream.

"OHMIGAWD PEEECEEE! *SCREAM!*"

 

[Private Vasquez]

isn't it always?

 

[alexandraaah]

Problem Child will no longer be available for humorous services.

Through tedious pm's and msn messenger, I have sucked the cynicism out of him and injected him with puppies and sunshine.

He is now helping the mentally ill and saving animals.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.

Best,

draaah.

 

[Basia]

Barbie has no nipples.

that can be changed

 

[AzureAngel]

Barbie has no nipples.

Oddly enough, neither do I.

 

[Laurel]

With magic markers.

 

[alexandraaah]

Oddly enough, neither do I.

As a matter of fact, you do. They're just very, very, small.

I felt like goddamn Christopher Columbus on that expedition, I did.

 

[Laurel]

Oddly enough, neither do I.

You do have a belly button, though. She doesn't.

 

[Private Vasquez]

with a hot-tipped sewing needle, they're innies

 

[red_rose]

Oddly enough, neither do I.

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

 

[alexandraaah]

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Oh my God, were you spying?

 

[red_rose]

Oh my God, were you spying?

 

[AzureAngel]

I deny Draaah's claims. Anyways. Back to PC-Barbie.

 

[Problem Child]

Problem Child will no longer be available for humorous services.

Through tedious pm's and msn messenger, I have sucked the cynicism out of him and injected him with puppies and sunshine.

He is now helping the mentally ill and saving animals.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.

Best,

draaah.

eat me.

 

[Sillyman]

Wait until you see the hideous flesh colored unremovable underwear Angel has when you finally coax him into a crotch shot.