Problem Child

[alexandraaah]

How long have you felt like Carlin?

Is there a family history of Carlin feelings?

What's your earliest memory regarding Carlin?

Are you using more Carlin than you used to in order to get the desired effect?

Are you spending more time and money feeling like Carlin than you used to?

Do you ever use Carlin to relieve any of the following symptoms:

shakes, coming down, sweating, tremors, increased heartbeat.

Finally, are you motivated for treatment?

 

[Problem Child]

I don't know.


How long have you been tangential?

Were your parents similarly geometrically afflicted?

What are you tangiential to? A circle? A pillar of a building? An idea?

Is your tangentiality a problem in your life?

Does it hinder your parallelism or obliqueness?

Do you have problems developing relationships with squares, triangles, or octagons?

Do you have hopes of tangentiality for your children?

Are you ashamed of your tangentiality?

Do you sometimes wish you were...perpendicular?

 

[perks]

tangenital Carlin...

I gotta go....

 

[alexandraaah]

You know you're right, I guess it might be a problem but then again I think that it's nice and warm out in Chicago and the taxes that I cannot afford to pay are due and the worst is that I ran out of checks so I have to go to the bank but then I'll probably drive out to Evanston it's always so nice in Evanston this time of year and I also love lavender's sig line it makes me happy what makes you happy? I know can you believe what's happening in the world today? I mean who can't be sad about that...I have two huge papers due soon and I don't know when I'm going to start or finish them it's a good thing my phone is working again.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

 

[Problem Child]

Well even though this is california and it was 90 degrees yesterday, for some strange reason it's 50 today and there's about a 40 mph wind outside so I can't wear shorts so I'll just stay inside and work on my bathroom which I'm painting and putting a new floor in did you know that when you install new floor tiles it's absolutely imperative to get ALL the old glue off the concrete and this is a real bitch I had to use a power grinder with a wire brush but I finally got it all done and now lay the tile but its going to look really good and then I have to fix some shingles on the roof and paint the front fascia because it's peeling.

Next.

 

[heterotic]

I'd give that a run-on sentence award, but I think you need more work on your tangentiality, PC

 

[AzureAngel]

Tack the world "balls" onto the end of it. There's your tangent factor.

 

[alexandraaah]

yeah, heterotic is right. You stay along a track, that's not what it means to be someone who is hot but it's not hot outside, furthermore, I don't believe in God at this point in my life. I wonder what's up with that and who might disagree that the Cubs aren't the best fucking baseball team in the Western Hemisphere so that's why I should walk my dog.

 

[heterotic]

Yeah. Now That's tangential.