Problem Child, help! I can't stop laughing.

[kamuikamui]

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[Problem Child]

Hello PC,

I thank YOU, LukkyNight, and Killermuffin for being the first ones to make comments on my earliest post.
I wonder why all these kind hearted people seem to think you've given me a 'hazing', PC.<giggle>
You had wrote two comments on my thread, if you could even remember. One was about where I should get information. Another was a bloody funny oneliner you seem to make efortlessly. That's all. Chinese whisper? Your reputation proceeds you, PC.

For those people with kind hearts:
I certainly have not criticised Lit. I don't think I posted enough to annoy or anger anyone. I'm thinking hard but I realy can't think of an offencive comments I might have made. If I offended anyone, it'll be miles whom I called name once on my thread. (Sorry.) I don't think he/she even bothered to read the thread<chuckle> I might have offended paganangel, but he seemed fine when we talked afterwards.

So, I'm wondering what is all this fuss about?

You guys are too kind. You know that? No one has hurt me, attacked me, or threaten me. Maybe my commenting has been ignored, but I hadn't taken it hard at all. I wonder where all that came from. My posting is erratic at best of times. I don't think I've contributed a single serious comment or a good joke on the board, yet.

I don't know what the more experienced people are conversing in PMs and I don't really care nor want to know.

Am I the only one who is seeing the funner side?

Thank you all once again to take your time to make the theraputic thread for the Newbies. ILMAO(It might be IALMAO)
Maybe I'm misunderstanding the whole thing. I'll shut up before I make bigger ass of myself

Don't really remeber what I said, but I'm glad you liked it. I think you called me a racist nazi or something in one thread. That's cool.

Keep it chilly, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: Problem Child, help! I can't stop laughing.

Don't really remeber what I said, but I'm glad you liked it. I think you called me a racist nazi or something in one thread. That's cool.

Keep it chilly, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

i so want to be the chick in your av...

 

[Azwed]

Re: Re: Re: Problem Child, help! I can't stop laughing.

i so want to be the chick in your av...

I bet if you ask nicely he would let you

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Problem Child, help! I can't stop laughing.

i so want to be the chick in your av...

Can you arch your back like that? That's important.

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

i'm sure i could do the back arch. i'm fairly flexable, so i could even get my arms that high up behind my back.

 

[Problem Child]

whole picture

 

[Problem Child]

more wrist sex

 

[kamuikamui]

lajblkwe

 

[Problem Child]

Hey Juicygirl, I love the way you took your time to open up the thick skull of Problem Child, and blew your hot, intellectual breath onto his degenerated brain....

Problem Child is not a bad sort. He's mischievous, perhaps. I like the way he respects Redwave. I bet he want to get it on with Redwave. I think PC is obsessed with Redwave's arse. He dreams about it. It's OK, PC. It's OK for you to dream about Redwave tongueing your arse. I'll be sucking you cock, too. It doesn't matter if your cock is long, short, thick, or thin. I'll still suck you dry. I'll flick my tongue on the underside of your cock head where it's most senstive.

Sorry, you didn't call me a racist nazi afterall. That must have been redwave.

My apologies.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I don't think I understood the first post at all. Really.


I can see why you cut her face off, PC, she's walleyed.

 

[kamuikamui]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Possibly. Do you have any?

 

[kamuikamui]

Re: Possibly. Do you have any?

Hold on... I'm still counting. I need to take my socks of to keep going.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cool. When you're done counting, could you point out the errors for me? I'm lazy.

 

[kamuikamui]

Hazing, threat, abuse, etc. have to wait.
This kid has go to bed. Have a good evening.

 

[kamuikamui]

Re:KillerMuffin

Still counting. What is after twenty?
My absolute final post of the day.

 

[kamuikamui]

OK. I'm back. Fire away.

 

[kamuikamui]

Re:KillerMuffin

I haven't got any grammer, but found a couple of grammartical question. It concerns 'paragraphing' and 'punctuation: commas, smei-cplons and colons.' If anyone could help me, HELP!

source:bs904@freenet.carleton.ca©
Paragraphs:

Always use proper paragraphing! Paragraphs are NOT optional! It is extremely difficult to read a story which is simply one huge block of text. Not only is it hard to scan, but the lack of paragraphing creates confusion for the reader. Each paragraph in a story is a series of related thoughts; every sentence in a paragraph should relate to a single subject. If there is a new idea, begin a new paragraph.

Dialogue should be separated by paragraphs. Each time a different character speaks, this should start a new paragraph, even if it is only a single word.

Pronouns should be avoided in the first sentence of every paragraph when making reference to a person, place, or thing for the first time in that sentence. Use the full name of each person, place, or thing being referred to. Not only is this grammatically correct, but it helps to avoid confusion.


Punctuation:

Punctuation is your friend. It helps the flow of the words in the reader's mind, and it helps make the meanings clearer. Too much punctuation, however, is as bad as too little. Some of the most common errors made with punctuation are outlined below.

Punctuation [commas]:

Commas should be used to indicate a very brief pause in the flow of a sentence, and are normally used to link two related, incomplete thoughts (that is, to separate clauses in a complex sentence), to separate a list of items, or to separate adjectives and adverbs when there is more than one. Use commas sparingly. If there is any question as to its appropriateness in a given case, it is probably better not to use it. Too many commas can draw the reader's attention away and make a sentence difficult to scan.

Punctuation [semi-colons, colons, periods]:

Colons and semi-colons are vastly underused in most amateur fiction, when they could be used to great advantage. Do not be intimidated by them; their function is not a mystery, nor difficult to grasp. Colons and semi-colons are used to represent pauses in flow much the same way commas are used. A semi-colon (the ";" symbol) is a pause of "two beats," or about twice as long as you would pause for a comma. A colon (the ":" symbol) is a pause of "three beats," or about three times as long as you would pause for a comma.

In particular, I'm not sure if I clearly understand what meant by,Each paragraph in a story is a series of related thoughts; every sentence in a paragraph should relate to a single subject. If there is a new idea, begin a new paragraph.

Let me try:

Rosie Sullivan grew up in a white trash trailer park, LA. Her mother was a waitress who'd drink herself stupid and bring a man or two home at weekends. Watching stars in the sky, while waiting for her mother and her lover to fall asleep, Rosie, time and time again, made a vow that she would never be like her mother, that she'd go places.

Rosie always knew she was pretty. The look in men's eyes told her that. Whoever her father was, Rosie knew for sure he was a handsome man, because she looked nothing like her mother.

She was bright and gifted, too. God had given her an excellent brain. She also had an extremely short attention span when it came to the things she wasn't interested in. That meant she never excelled at school. The teachers never found out just how much gifted she was.

One of her gift was her ability to copy and impersonate people. She'd watch TV and practice accents and mannerism of actors and actresses. She reckoned she would be a great actress if she wanted.

Or, should it read:

Rosie Sullivan grew up in a white trash trailer park, LA. Her mother was a waitress who'd drink herself stupid and bring a man or two home at weekends. Watching stars in the sky, while waiting for her mother and her lover to fall asleep, Rosie, time and time again, made a vow that she would never be like her mother; that she'd go places.

Rosie always knew she was pretty; the look in men's eyes told her that. Whoever her father was, Rosie knew for sure he was a handsome man, because she looked nothing like her mother. She was bright and gifted, too. God had given her an excellent brain. She also had an extremely short attention span when it came to the things she wasn't interested in. That meant she never excelled at school. The teachers never found out just how much gifted she was. One of her gift was her ability to copy and impersonate people. She'd watch TV and practice accents and mannerism of actors and actresses. She reckoned she would be a great actress if she wanted.

Am I still not getting what meant by'a series of related thoughts?
Is my punctuation right? In the latter version, I attempted to make use of semi-colons where they might be appropliate. Am I still making a mess of it?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Lemme think about it for a little bit.

 

[kamuikamui]

Re:Re:KillerMuffin

Brilliant.