Pro Bowl on NBC vs. the 2012 SAG Awards on TNT

[Morcheeba]

George Clooney vs. George Clooney

and

Big Ben vs. Aaron Rodgers/Philip Rivers vs. Drew Brees

What an EXCITING television night. LoL (NFC will win again)

 

[Morcheeba]

Hey Bert, tell Derrick Rose to hit the barn and work on his free throws. Great game, though.

 

[Morcheeba]

Just got a bit excited to read a crawl stating that 86-year-old Dick Van Dyke will be presenting a Lifetime Achievement Award to Mary Tyler Moore. Then it said he's recently gotten engaged to a 39-yr-old woman. Why not just fuck her silly, Dick? What's with the proposal?

 

[pointless]

how 'bout neither? i'm going to watch true blood on my computer after watching the 30 rock episode i missed on thursday because i forgot it was on.

 

[Morcheeba]

Well, only one Colt was selected (Dwight Freeney) but haha, not ONE 9-7 Tennessee Titan made the cut.

I can't believe it never rains in Hawaii. What is wrong with that state?

P.S. HBO is free until tomorrow

 

[Morcheeba]

Aaron still has tons of facial hair and in that direct sunlight, not as hot as in his State Farm commercials.

 

[Morcheeba]

I bet Big Ben is tapping his foot on the sideline to this girly boyband music while thinking about all the young girls he could get wasted and then fuck in bathroom stalls with it belting from the speakers.

 

[Morcheeba]

Ugh, they just showed footage of the Patriots landing in Indianapolis a week early.

Gronokowski walking just fine but in a boot. I normally don't wish injury to any player but I was sorta hoping he wouldn't be able to play because he's like Welker II for pretty boy Brady.

 

[neci]

neither!



i am reading greek.

 

[Morcheeba]

Big Ben 3 and out. Aaron gets Carolina's Steve Smith for a 1st down with his first pass.

Uh huh.

 

[Morcheeba]

neither!



i am reading greek.

Right, missy. I just saw you posting in the latest gangbang thread.

Greekin' out, no doubt.

 

[Morcheeba]

Larry Fitzgerald in for the 1st TD via Farm State Hottie.

Anyone else think that maybe Larry is a bit light in the loafers, err, cleats?

 

[neci]

Right, missy. I just saw you posting in the latest gangbang thread.

Greekin' out, no doubt.

i don't know why, but i love potters. i can't explain it. he just wants to feed her all the cock she can handle. just like sausage.

i'm relaxing.

 

[Morcheeba]

Larry Fitzgerald in for the 1st TD via Farm State Hottie.

Anyone else think that maybe Larry is a bit light in the loafers, err, cleats?

Quoted because Larry the ________ just got his 2nd TD all over again.

 

[Morcheeba]

Not to toot my own horn, but I think this thread totally slays the brand new Survivor thread by Jenny. If not for the Byrons in this place, you know what I mean?

 

[Morcheeba]

Ewww, Big Ben connected with Miami's Brandon Marshall just now for a 74-yrd TD?

Taint meet Taint, I guess.

 

[Morcheeba]

i don't know why, but i love potters. i can't explain it. he just wants to feed her all the cock she can handle. just like sausage.

There's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much sausage on the Pro Bowl field now.

Nice, warm weather so their sausages aren't behaving like naughty little turtles.

 

[Morcheeba]

RODdy White is begging for the ball.

 

[Morcheeba]

Aaron Rodgers just rebounded his own batted down pass.

It was beautiful, man. Just beautiful. Sorta like the way Brad Pitt opened the door for Angelina Jolie a few minutes ago.

*sniff

 

[Farrah]

how 'bout neither? i'm going to watch true blood on my computer after watching the 30 rock episode i missed on thursday because i forgot it was on.

Please tell me that the new season of True Blood hasn't begun yet. I don't get HBO!!!

 

[neci]

There's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much sausage on the Pro Bowl field now.

Nice, warm weather so their sausages aren't behaving like naughty little turtles.

turtle does not make for good sausage. you need meat.

 

[Morcheeba]

Please tell me that the new season of True Blood hasn't begun yet. I don't get HBO!!!

There's a 'True Blood' marathon on HBO now. In fact it's been on for free all weekend for DirecTV subscribers.

 

[Morcheeba]

Andy Dalton ?

Um, who is this red-haired goofball?

 

[Morcheeba]

I'll always remember Dick Van Dyke for doing the best-ever fake trip over a piece of living room furniture... not for fucking a hot reverse of a cougar.

 

[Morcheeba]

Mary Tyler Moore in 'Ordinary People' - wow, nothing ordinary about that performance. How's the game going, everyone?