Private Vasquez!!!

[JazzManJim]

Have you every actually had the Invisible Swordsman appear because of your sig line?

I had to ask. It's been bothering me for a couple of days now.

Nice change on the burkha on Barbie too- she ought to have been put in her place a long time ago.

Well, I have no real idea who or what you are, exactly, except that you regularly make me laugh out loud, which isn't easy considering the amazing level of humor we have around here. It's good having you 'round.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I tried, but that third guy, damn him to hell, shot the invistable swordsman. We kicked his ass, a plethora of ways. Then we commenced to burn the singing bush; that bastard just wouldn't shut up...someone had to do it.

Why, isn't it plain to see that I am of the female, plastic persuasion?

 

[Marxist]

Unadulterrated pic of Private V:

http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/images/aliens/j_goldstein.jpg

 

[Dillinger]

Is she looking at a Fjord? She really should be smiling if she is.

 

[Andreina]

uh-oh... Marxist is jealous

 

[perks]

suck her generic plastic genitalia, Carlton.

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's my cousin. Her first name is Tawanda, and mine is not.

She's butch, but she loves her some Draco...can't hate on a girl for somethin' like that.

 

[Marxist]

Private V as a corporate shill:

http://www.alanreade.com/images/tvbarbie11.jpg

 

[Private Vasquez]

I was goin' for a Warhol-type feel, but I think that the cream of mushroom didn't work too well.