Private Vasquez

[OpposingBalance]

Dude, thanks Laurel.
Almost missed this one. If you hadn't posted in the other one, it wouldn't have popped up in my cp. Dude.

 

[Sillyman]

You trusted that druged out whore?

Next time, babe, come to me.

Ruby is a much much higher class of drugged out whore, dude.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Not really sweetheart, and, frankly, you have a wall-eye too. I know it's not your fault. The factory fucked up. I understand.

 

[Private Vasquez]

that's probably why I can see two of you, while not a bad thing, it does get to be kind-of annoying sometimes...

 

[Laurel]

I'm not sure if it's her eyeliner that's crooked or her actual eyeball.

*squints*

 

[Clitfucker]

dude, then why are you yelling? trying to cause a scene, dude

I ain't yellin' GOD DAMMIT.

 

[Sillyman]

Dude, squeeze her head between your legs and they should pop right into place dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

lemme try that...


*tries it*

nope, still cock-eyed

 

[Sillyman]

Shit dude, maybe you need a replacement head.

 

[Clitfucker]

lemme try that...


*tries it*

nope, still cock-eyed

Shit, you'se the one still cock-eyed.

 

[OpposingBalance]

Originally posted by Clitfucker

I ain't yellin' GOD DAMMIT.

Looks like it to me dude

 

[Laurel]

If you cross your eyes, she's hot.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby is a much much higher class of drugged out whore, dude.

Hey, thanks. It's about time people realize that I'm a better whore than that skinny bitch.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Shit, you'se the one still cock-eyed.

you'se the one who is still observant.

 

[Clitfucker]

Looks like it to me dude

Yeah, so what.

 

[Sillyman]

Hey, thanks. It's about time people realize that I'm a better whore than that skinny bitch.

Just stating the obvious dude.

 

[OpposingBalance]

If you cross your eyes, she's hot.

LOL