Private Vasquez.

[Sillyman]

It's the "Private" that throws people off...

which is odd, since the privates are normally the best clue

 

[Private Vasquez]

I think it just throws one people off.

Clitzilla, does this mean I can't be your bro anymore???

 

[Clitfucker]

I think it just throws one people off.

Clitzilla, does this mean I can't be your bro anymore???

Your right. Can we be fuckin' buddies instead?

 

[Shaq]

Want some Juicy Juice?

 

[Sillyman]

Hey, it threw me off dude. I clicked to it only a few nights ago dude. I thought "Gee, just what the board needs another smartass man." Glad you aren't a dude dude. Dudes suck dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Can we be fuckin' buddies instead?

I think Mr. Natural Light would get jealous.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Want some Juicy Juice?

only if it's real

 

[Laurel]

Huh.

 

[Guest]

with this empty plastic head of mine, I can't figure out these buttons sometimes. I meant to hit the edit button, but hit the other one instead. I'm such a girl!

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Moon

 

[Clitfucker]

I think Mr. Natural Light would get jealous.

No, I think Mr. Natural Light will do just fine playing second fiddle to you baby.

 

[Laurel]

Not only is she a chick, but she looks just like her av. 13" waist, DD boobs, 2" ankles, and all.

 

[Guest]

Hey, it threw me off dude. I clicked to it only a few nights ago dude. I thought "Gee, just what the board needs another smartass man." Glad you aren't a dude dude. Dudes suck dude.

Does a dude doing a dude, do the dude according the the other dudes dude, or does a dude doing a dude do a dude the way the dude does a dude?

Moon

 

[Private Vasquez]

No, I think Mr. Natural Light will do just fine playing second fiddle to you baby.

but the manboobs play second fiddle to no one, and I'm just not prepared to take them on at this juncture.

 

[Clitfucker]

but the manboobs play second fiddle to no one, and I'm just not prepared to take them on at this juncture.

I don't have any manboobs. That was just all a joke just to be funny.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't have any manboobs. That was just all a joke just to be funny.

you say that now, but I've seen the manboob's wrath...and it's not pretty...

 

[Clitfucker]

you say that now, but I've seen the manboob's wrath...and it's not pretty...

LOL, but I swear that I do not have any damn manboobs.

 

[Private Vasquez]

LOL, but I swear that I do not have any damn manboobs.

I bet you say that to all the girls

 

[Clitfucker]

I bet you say that to all the girls

No, cuz they will all say that I don't have any manboobs.

 

[Private Vasquez]

No, cuz they will all say that I don't have any manboobs.

I know that the manboobs are aligned with La Cosa Nostra, and the girls will say whatever manboobs wants them to say if they want to go on living. I just can't take their word for it.

 

[Laurel]

Really? Holy shit...I need to be more careful around manboobs.

 

[Clitfucker]

I know that the manboobs are aligned with La Cosa Nostra, and the girls will say whatever manboobs wants them to say if they want to go on living. I just can't take their word for it.

Well then, I am tired of arguing with you. So, you will just have to believe what you want to believe.

 

[Guest]

No Manboobs?!?

Fear our milk!

 

[Guest]

Okay, now we are really pissed off.

This fucker above us is posting as Clitfuckers Manboobs, but he ain't Clitfuckers Manboobs. We are the real Clitfuckers Manboobs, and we are not standing for this shit.

We sat down and created the whole Manboob bit, and we built it up and it was pretty creative, at least we thought so. And we developed our own righteous indignation and personality and now some other worthless ass-sucking fucksleeve comes along and tries to impersonate us.

We say that's bullshit and we'd appreciate it if the Manboob impersonator would just step the fuck off before we have to start slinging our weight around, okay rectum tonguer? We've got weight behind us, okay? Private V just ain't blowin' smoke, you know what we mean snotgurgler?

We are the original Clitfuckers Manboobs. Don't fuck with us if you know whats good for you.

 

[Private Vasquez]

is there gonna be a manboob rumble tonight?

 

[Guest]

We even had to change our name now, so everyone would know it's us, and not some imposter.

Fucking trolls.