Private Vasquez

[Beaker]

A plastic-felt union.

TELL me this can be so, please?

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm wouldn;t that cause static? mind you, that could be interesting

 

[Private Vasquez]

Unless melted, I don't think we'd union too well.

 

[Beaker]

You'd be forever stuck to me, and then what would occur you twisted plastic fantastic?

 

[The Squid King]

...and her walk is mean in them Frankie B jeans!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Then we'd have a lovely parasitic relationship, and that poor girl whose hand is stuck up your ass would be in pain, I'm sure.

 

[Beaker]

Parasites aren't always bad, and as for the girl who manipulates me on occasion.. I'm sure she'd enjoy another close personal friend to play with...

 

[Private Vasquez]

She can brush my hair, undress me anywhere.
My mouth doesn't move quite like yours does, though.

 

[Beaker]

My mouth does amazing things

As for touching your hair
And undressing you everywhere?
Well I know just the muppet
His name is Bert
Give him a minute
And he will suck it
Or fuck it
Whichever your preference
Oh Miss Plastic
Please do tell...

 

[Laurel]

Re: ...and her walk is mean in them Frankie B jeans!

YAY! All my jeans are Frankie B! (Or Dorinha)

 

[Private Vasquez]

I always thought Gonzo had a nice nose.
Bert without Ernie just doesn't work, but the unibrow is on point. You think he shaves his dangly bits?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Re: Re: ...and her walk is mean in them Frankie B jeans!

YAY! All my jeans are Frankie B! (Or Dorinha)

I want some!

 

[Beaker]

So no room for the Beak?

You'd rather a threesome with Ernie and Bert?
You know you'd just get hurt
Bert's a dom
Vicious to the extreme
He willl have you on your knees
Praying to Jim, Brian, and others
Mercy is not in his felt
in fact its more a pelt
I think he changes at night...
And no, not a pretty sight

 

[Private Vasquez]

There's always room for the Beak. The underbite is quite becoming.

Honestly, I'd rather have Animal. He's got a nice, big mouth that plays well with others. He can bring his drumsticks along if he likes.

 

[Beaker]

Plays well with others?

I feel unmeeped
Unloved
Unwanted
Weel there is always Raven
And his perversions, craven

But to take Animal, the wild man, and take him whole
Oh my god, twill ruin your Soul
Turn you inside out
Show the pink to the world
You will never be the same
And then, we will see
A whole bevy of felt plastic girls....

 

[Private Vasquez]

There might actually be more than one in there, which isn't always a happy thought.

It wouldn't be like a kind of torture to have to watch that show.

Bunsen Honeydew would be fun too.

 

[Beaker]

DR Bunsen Honeydew to you.

And that man has no time for carnal knowledge,
Hes to busy setting me on fire
"Try to set the muppet, on FIRRRRRREEEEEEE"
He's bad like that
But I haev to do what he says
or he **********

 

[Private Vasquez]

But if he sets you on fire, you'll melt....

That can't be all bad, can it?

 

[Beaker]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm melting
Puddling
Felt melt
Muppet flesh
Disappearing within sight
This isnt right

I'm burning
I'm dying
All because of miss...
Plastic fantastic
She deserves a good melting
Or a good felting!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Felching wasn't in my Guide Book.

But the puddling was a given, wasn't it?

 

[sexy-girl]

private vasquez


is someone i find witty smart funny and sexually gifted ... but i realize i know very little about her ... thats not a bad thing though but i just wish i did

 

[Beaker]

Oh cousin Itt, but we havent forgotten your boots (I mean roots)

As for the private, and her felching collection..um well, we will have to improve that now

 

[Private Vasquez]

It can be collected?

sexy-girl, why thank you! I'd never have guessed. How flattering.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: Re: ...and her walk is mean in them Frankie B jeans!

I want some!

You got it, sista.

 

[Beaker]

Of course it can be collected

Cant you see the jars in the freezer, sample one, taste good too, cum full three.

And then you slowly eating it like an exotic ice cream, one by one.

Just dont call it nilla