Private DIY club facilitated at Ikea store

[WCSGarland]

An idea I'm considering, possibly for collaboration... a couple receive an invitation to a private DIY club based out of their local Ikea store. The club hosts members only shopping sprees. To earn deep discounts, the buyers would agree to being bound to the piece of furniture they wanted for an evening to be free-use fuck toys. Lesser discounts are offered for being bound for shorter time frames.

Okay, so that's the basic premise. The story would start with an initial application fee of an hour of free-use in the Ikea store. If the couple are accepted, they would have to agree to annual dues - one or more hours of free-use to retain membership. Maybe some wife or husband decides she or he wants the 75% discount on a particular piece of furniture and has to spend the entire private shopping period tied and used on that piece of furniture.

Maybe one of the members gets addicted to the deep discount... develops a pathological need to "Save that money!"

 

[sirhugs]

I think you might want to substitute a generic name or identifier for "Ikea". Maybe "Furniture and Home Big Box Store", though that might still cross the trademark line. Defamation might be the larger concern.