Privacy's

[graceanne]

My daughter said the cutest thing, and I had to share it.

Just as background, my husband is a bit more private and modest than I am. When the kids walk in on him while he's going to the bathroom he normally says, "Can I have some privacy?"

So my daughter came to me and told me that little kids have privates, but grown ups have privacy's.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

LOL.... That's really cute grace.

A while back our youngest boy (I think he was probably about 4 at the time) told his dad that he had "nickles". We asked him where he had nickles, and he pointed to the nipples on his chest and said, "See Dad, nickles."

That got a good chuckle out of us both and still does to this day. (btw, same boy is almost 7 now.) LOL

 

[Aeroil]

hehehe, I'm not old enough to find cute stories of little kids funny yet.

-edit-
this thread is a pretty vivid reminder that I'm surrounded by people who are all at least half again my age........

 

[Silverlily]

My eldest daughter called them "nurples" when she was little.

I was raised very repressed when it came to the human body and made a point of teaching my girls bodies are beautiful and not a cause for shame. Apparently, I have been very effective. When the previously mentioned child started puberty and began to bud, she had no qualms showing Grandma and Grandpa.

I caught her just in time, but the look on my father's face was worth the crap I dealt with as a child. Ignorance does not have to spread.

 

[catalina_francisco]

LOL, cute. In Oz we had a very public and well known hairdresser called Stefan (still do actually). The ads for his salons were always on TV, as was his own little 15 minute show each day. When my daughter's budgie dies, my sister came to visit a few days later and my daughter (3 at the time) was very seriously telling her about the poor bird's death. She declared with a very serious face, 'Our budgie died, but it OK because now he's gone to Stefan's'. Of course she meant heaven, but we thought it was the perfect advertisment for the sublime treat of going to the hairdresser....first you have to die, and if you've been real good, you get a hair pampering.

Catalina

 

[TigerClaw]

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[graceanne]

Ok, something cute the other one said. She was hicupping and she came up to me and said "Mama, I got the giddy-ups." I'm still chuckling.

 

[blue kat]

Best one I've heard lately. I was with mari the other day when the Wundermunchkin (her niece) needed to get picked up from school because she was sick. She had a really bad stomache ache, they were thinking appendicitus possibly. So we pick her up from school and took her right to the dr. We're sitting in the waiting room, playing hangman and the nurse comes leans over the desk and calls down the room "Wondermunchkin, the dr wants to know if you've made a peepee or a poopoo today." The kiddo gives the nurse a look of complete and utter disgust as only an "almost nine-year old" can and says "No, and I haven't gone to the bathroom very much either!" Then they call her in a few moments later, and as the kiddo flounces through the door, she says "Aunt Mari, must I see the kiddie doctor, again?" with a long suffering look at the nurse. I ROOOOLLLLLLEEEEDDD! I was laughing so hard, I had to go outside.

 

[graceanne]

Ok, this time it was my three year old. Yesterday she was climbing on the counter in the bathroom so I told her to get down. She did, but then turned to me and said "I don't have to do what you tell me."

I told her yes she does, so she sighed, put a hand on her hip and said, "Mom! I three old."

Man, I can wait till she's a teenager.

 

[Bandit58]

My daughter is 17 now and Master and I refer to her as a Domme in the making. This young lady lives with her father in New Zealand and she has him wrapped around her finger. This is the kid who says "I always win arguments with Dad because I can yell louder!"

Cut to phone conversation the other day. She has her learner driver's licence and has been allowed to drive into town a couple of times (around 50km from their home). She has to pull into the local gas station and her father's in the passenger seat grumping away at her because she's not doing it according to his rigid specifications. She turns to him and says "Hey Dad, this is the first time I've done this, now leave me the fuck alone!" He did...... And I'm giggling on the phone as she's telling me this, because I can picture the look on his face.....

 

[redelicious]

Ok, this time it was my three year old. Yesterday she was climbing on the counter in the bathroom so I told her to get down. She did, but then turned to me and said "I don't have to do what you tell me."

I told her yes she does, so she sighed, put a hand on her hip and said, "Mom! I three old."

Man, I can wait till she's a teenager.

LOL

My son, who will be four in May (and who I sometimes refer to as the Toddler Dom) refused to eat his dinner tonight. That's fine, I say, but no ice cream. So he says "But mooooooooom, that's NOT FAIR!"

Last week my husband was fussing (half kidding) at him for something, I don't even know what, and the kid says "Hey, you wanna piece of me?"

 

[graceanne]

LOL B is the only one of our kids who'll take K on. She gets in his face and says "No!". She normally gets in trouble, but even then she's defiant. Frankly B is a small, feminine version of K, so as far as I'm concerned, he's got it comming. LOL

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Pardon the intrusion

but i received an interesting email today.

What does Love mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she
couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even
when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say
your name is different. You just know that your
name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a
boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and
smell each other." Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give
somebody most of your French fries without making
them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're
tired." Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my
daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him,
to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then
when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be
together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are
like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily-age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening
presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you
should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his
shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a
little old man who are still friends
even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage
and I was scared. I looked at all the people
watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't
scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody . You
don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Claire - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best
piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and
sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face
even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she
gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and
buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go
up and down and little stars come out of you." (what
an image) Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet
and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you'
unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should
say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo
Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked
to judge. The purpose of the contest
was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose
next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had
recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man
cry, the little boy went into the old
gentleman's yard, climbed onto his
lap, and just sat there. When his Mother
asked what he had said to the
neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I
just helped him cry"​

​

 

[C's Button]

but i received an interesting email today.

What does Love mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

When someone loves you, the way they say
your name is different. You just know that your
name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4


"If you want to learn to love better, you
should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you'
unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should
say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8

​

​

My favorites of the above. I love the way my Love says my name.

 

[graceanne]

but i received an interesting email today.

What does Love mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

I'd seen these, but they were worth seeing again.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

hehehe, I'm not old enough to find cute stories of little kids funny yet.

-edit-
this thread is a pretty vivid reminder that I'm surrounded by people who are all at least half again my age........

No you're not....Are you? ....
Well at least I can confidently say TealSphynx isn't half again your age...

 

[graceanne]

hehehe, I'm not old enough to find cute stories of little kids funny yet.

-edit-
this thread is a pretty vivid reminder that I'm surrounded by people who are all at least half again my age........

hmm, and how old do you think I am?

 

[Kajira Callista]

My daughter...hands on hips and very very serious because im annoyed that the show i was going to watch is not on.( i dont think she heard me say "what does that gd jackass need to lie about this time") " Mommy, the president of the whole world is gonna have a news conflict on tv."

 

[Aeroil]

No you're not....Are you? ....
Well at least I can confidently say TealSphynx isn't half again your age...

hehehe, well I was exaggerating a bit, but half again when I posted that would be 27 years old.

How old are you grace? my estimate would put you either around or not much under that.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

hehehe, well I was exaggerating a bit, but half again when I posted that would be 27 years old.

How old are you grace? my estimate would put you either around or not much under that.

Ok so I'm a little bit more than half again your age...but She's not!

 

[Aeroil]

Ok so I'm a little bit more than half again your age...but She's not!

hehehe, but she wasn't online when I posted that .

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Actually She started posting before I did.

 

[Snoozebutton2]

Lol

LOL

My son, who will be four in May (and who I sometimes refer to as the Toddler Dom) refused to eat his dinner tonight. That's fine, I say, but no ice cream. So he says "But mooooooooom, that's NOT FAIR!"

Last week my husband was fussing (half kidding) at him for something, I don't even know what, and the kid says "Hey, you wanna piece of me?"

Classic!

 

[Kirabeth]

I think one of the funniest things I can recall(although it wasn't very funny at the time) was when when my now 13 year old who at the time was about 7 or 8 said I just can't respect anyone who can't whup my A**, needless to say she got hers whupped.

my 10 year old when she was 5 got in trouble for not doing something she was told to do screamed at me and said go ahead make my day I know the perfect place to hide your body.

 

[graceanne]

I think one of the funniest things I can recall(although it wasn't very funny at the time) was when when my now 13 year old who at the time was about 7 or 8 said I just can't respect anyone who can't whup my A**, needless to say she got hers whupped.

my 10 year old when she was 5 got in trouble for not doing something she was told to do screamed at me and said go ahead make my day I know the perfect place to hide your body.

LOL That reminded me: The other day I told B (age 3) to do something and she said "No! I don't have to!". I smacked her butt, and she cried, pouted and said (in a quieter voice) "I don't have to!" So I smacked her butt again, and she did what I'd told her to do. (Namely, stop torturing the kittens.)

Also, my father in law paid my husband to detail his car. So K was outside with D (2 1/2), and D ran over to the neighbors yard. K yelled at him to get back over here, and D just narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest. So K started counting, "1!" and D started waving his fist at him. If he could have said "Bring it on, old man!" he would have! So K said "2!" and D went and sat down on the curb, crossed his arms over his chest again, and just glared!