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[lazyhobo]

So, I gotta ask.

What do you guys think happens whenever Princess Peach gets kidnapped? and does Mario / Luigi / Other heroes, get any rewards?

Similarly, what about Princess Zelda and Link?

 

[Texguy84]

Mario is obviously a cuckold. Luigi knows, but he doesn't want to hurt his brother by breaking the news to him.

Also, Peach was totally in the first castle, but Toadstool was covering for her.

 

[Texguy84]

Also relevant.

 

[Saucyminx]

http://www.literotica.com/s/super-mario-trip

Someone already covered Mario and Luigi--and while I didn't find it too hot, I thought it was hilarious.

Now Legend of Zelda?

At least referenced in the one below, but I didn't read it.

http://www.literotica.com/s/the-most-dangerous-video-game

 

[Sean Renaud]

Oh my fucking god someone linked me! SaucyMinx is the new queen of the internet and anybody who says otherwise will be killed.

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh my fucking god someone linked me! SaucyMinx is the new queen of the internet and anybody who says otherwise will be killed.

My pleasure darlin. I did go read it and I liked it. Anyone who has Bowser saying "Fuck" repeatedly is ok with me.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Thank you m'lady. Had to re-read it since it's been a while since I wrote it. I thought it was kinda cute to have the Princesses and villains still behaving under the physics of their own world to the first rounds of battles went a little differently than you'd expect because in Mario World nobody reflects, the highest form of magic is fire flowers and flying capes. Gannon isn't used to people who can jump three times their height and can lift at least their own body weight with ease. I had originally planned for it to be an entire series of video game vixens but after looking there really aren't a lot of prominent female game characters with prominent male villains.

 

[lazyhobo]

Thank you m'lady. Had to re-read it since it's been a while since I wrote it. I thought it was kinda cute to have the Princesses and villains still behaving under the physics of their own world to the first rounds of battles went a little differently than you'd expect because in Mario World nobody reflects, the highest form of magic is fire flowers and flying capes. Gannon isn't used to people who can jump three times their height and can lift at least their own body weight with ease. I had originally planned for it to be an entire series of video game vixens but after looking there really aren't a lot of prominent female game characters with prominent male villains.

At a comic-on event, several geeks were asked to rate Female Game Characters in their hotness, so we could fine the top 10 sexiest female game characters.

Princess Peach was highly rated, Lara Croft came third, and guess who came first? Mrs Pacman!

As far as a game series comes from, You don't really need a villain, you could just have the people come and end up in sex. Or in a creative strand, you could have someone enter the game world and BECOME the villain of that world.

 

[Sean Renaud]

While I assume Mrs. Pacman was some elaborate joke the problem with Lara is that she has no credible threats. It's not that she's not built of sex the only reason she's lower than Chun Li and Cammy on my I wanna bang you list is because some ladies got in line first but unless I'm gonnw wrie about a T-Rex there is nothing taking Lara against her will.

 

[lazyhobo]

While I assume Mrs. Pacman was some elaborate joke the problem with Lara is that she has no credible threats. It's not that she's not built of sex the only reason she's lower than Chun Li and Cammy on my I wanna bang you list is because some ladies got in line first but unless I'm gonnw wrie about a T-Rex there is nothing taking Lara against her will.

Dont have to be forced, and even if there is forced sex with lara, doesn't mean they have to win in the end.

Dont forget, Lara has fought many enemies, Dinosaurs? Spirits? Demons? You could even put aliens if you like. The nice part about writing, is that you can come up with whatever you want.

And no, as much as I wish it was a joke, Mrs Pacman actually won at least one "Hottest Female Video Game Characters" in a certain gaming event.

 

[Sean Renaud]

The Flintstones also have dinos as enemies. You need a villain people can latch on to. Lex fucking Super Girl is epic. Dinosaurs fuckinng Super Girl is silly.

I'm still choosing to ignore any poll with Ms Pacman wining