Prince Charles

[Guest]

I would LOVE to see a Prince Charles story where he fucks some beautiful, fresh British virgin who Will is dating.

 

[Guest]

Only one problem. Where on earth do you find a "fresh British virgin " who is 18 and so can feature on this board?

BTW why is it 18? I thought you could marry at 16 in the US so two innocent sixteen year olds on their wedding night might make a really good humorous story?

 

[Shyjohn]

Only one problem. Where on earth do you find a "fresh British virgin " who is 18 and so can feature on this board?

More to the point Charmbrights, where in hell would you find a young girl (18 of course) who would even think about starting to begin to entertain the idea of sex with him? Remember the old joke? "One was wondering if one wanted one to give one one?"
Diana was married to the only man in the country who didn't fancy her. I find the idea of an erotic story featurng the pillock laughable. But then, cunnilingus, allowing the lady to use his large ears as handlebars might have some possibilities. Still makes me shudder though

 

[Guest]

Shyjohn,

You remind me of the story of Clinton's tart, Lewinsky, who was given one wish by an old lady she helped across the road.

 

[Shyjohn]

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Shyjohn,

You remind me of the story of Clinton's tart, Lewinsky, who was given one wish by an old lady she helped across the road.

You realise that we are dangrously near the story about the man who went into a bar? He asked the barmaid for a double entendre and she gave him one.

 

[EmeraldEyes]

Only one problem. Where on earth do you find a "fresh British virgin " who is 18 and so can feature on this board?

BTW why is it 18? I thought you could marry at 16 in the US so two innocent sixteen year olds on their wedding night might make a really good humorous story?

Give it a rest. Porn with people under 18 will NEVER happen here. If you want a story about a 14, 15, 16 y/o fucking write it yourself and hang on to it for YOUR "records" only. Or, dig up a site that allows kiddie porn just for you. I'll guarentee it won't be nearly as nice as Lit, nor free.