Prime my pump?

[Ahotmess]

I am looking for any ladies who want to chat with me and prime my pump for tonight...wife will be home in 2 hours and I want to be at my sexual peak when she gets here. I'd love to hear from you ladies...hit me up on yahoo to chat.

 

[misfortunex]

how incredibly satisfying it would be for me to prime your pump, lovely turn of phrase btw, for your wifes return

add me on yahoo gofuckyourself@yahoo.co.uk

 

[Ahotmess]

TY...and I'd love for you to prime my pump

 

[Ahotmess]

Bump...hit me up on yahoo

 

[koalabear]

Do the dishes and take out the trash. She will appreciate that more.

 

[Ahotmess]

Dinner is marinating the dishes are put away and the trash bin is back in the garage since I took it out this morning.I think even the wifey would say I deserve some fun

 

[koalabear]

Now take her shoe shopping.........

 

[Cathleen]

Listen to the Bear, he speaks the truth!


Do you regularly take out the trash, clean the dishes and cook for "The Wifey?" (Such a flattering phrase.)

 

[Ahotmess]

LOL Zappos.com

 

[Ahotmess]

I am the cook in the house, granted she is very good in the kitchen, but I get out of work before her so I do the cooking. We share the cleaning duties on Saturdays, but she hasn't touched a trash bag in 5 years.

 

[Cathleen]

Excellent, a truly modern marriage. So glad to see things have evolved.

 

[corpusconfero]

I am the cook in the house, granted she is very good in the kitchen, but I get out of work before her so I do the cooking. We share the cleaning duties on Saturdays, but she hasn't touched a trash bag in 5 years.

Haha sounds like my husband

 

[Ahotmess]

He sounds like a good guy...I must confess though I make he wife watch sports although we do DVR other things when my teams arent playing