Priest & the confessions

[Anwar80]

I've this idea of a priest in a remote village who hear during the confessions; some people admitting having incestuous relationships with their daughters or sisters & how this will affect his view on his own daughters or sisters .

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

I've this idea of a priest in a remote village who hear during the confessions; some people admitting having incestuous relationships with their daughters or sisters & how this will affect his view on his own daughters or sisters .

If he is a priest taking confessions then it is a fair assumption that he is Roman Catholic and hence almost certain to be unmarried, therefore any daughters would be illegitimate, and probably not very accessible to him. Sisters are OK, of course (both real and nun).

 

[NASCARaddicted]

there is a similar joke.

"Oh father, I have to tell you: Last night I had sex with my wife - 7 times"
"So, she was your own wife ?"
"Yes, we are married since 10 years".
"You don't have to confess that, since she is your own wife"
"I don't want to confess - I want to brag"


This could also be turned into an incest story:

"Father, I had sex with my daughter. She climaxed 3 times"

"Well, incest is forbidden, it's a sin. Are you regretting it ?"

"Not really. I am just curious: When I had sex with my sister, she only climaxed twice. Once when I fucked my mother, she even climaxed 4 times. Do you think my sister is frigid ?