Pretty Toys

[Stella_Omega]

I adore jewelry for sex and toys, in general. This has been one of my favorite sites to drool over. Every piece inspires me, sets my imagination spinning with thoughts of hours of play, painful and pleasurable.

The only items here I would avoid are the urethral pins, but I still think they would look very pretty on a cock, male or female.

Skytripper, I LOVE that site, and I love the artist's imagination!

If I had a dick, I would be putting things into my peehole ALL the time.

Someone I knew got one of the snake urethral pin, and he loved it. He said that it added a subtle amount of weight to his cock.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Those are hilarious. Is that a real site, or a spoof?

She's a closet sadist. Consider yourself warned.

Now I know what she keeps in her closet: hot glue guns and glittery penile bling.

Can I take that face as a 'maybe?'

The faces would be an artist's conception of my testicles as you bring out a hot glue gun.

It is a real site, I am soooo tempted by the one with flowers. Seriousl. What can I say, I am a girl sometimes lol
As for me being a closet sadist, I am shocked. The name is 'shy' and 'slave' nothing to say 'sadist,' nope, nothing at all (although I do miss Shankara's thread and 101 nasty things to do to a cock lol)


I think in the UK it's called 'Vagazzled'
Have never seen it, but there was a tv prog that talked about it.
I thought it was a waste I can't imagine a man caring if it looked all sparkly!

From the Urban Dictionary:
Vagazzle

The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.

Give generously to help stop Involuntary Penazzling.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I adore jewelry for sex and toys, in general. This has been one of my favorite sites to drool over. Every piece inspires me, sets my imagination spinning with thoughts of hours of play, painful and pleasurable.

The only items here I would avoid are the urethral pins, but I still think they would look very pretty on a cock, male or female.

Some of those are really pretty. I like the ones that have a more old-fashioned, classical sort of styling to them.

 

[the captians wench]

And don't even get me started on glitter. Glitter is the craft's man's herpes. It's obnoxious, highly contagious and you can't get rid of it!!! To keep from offending those who like it, I'm not going to add the last bit of "and it's usually present on a cheap whore" Oh wait I just did...OOPS I don't really think that part, but it's FUNNY!

/QUOTE]

Hey I'm no whore. I'm a slut, I give it away.

I went thru a glitter faze. I had one playmate that asked that I doll myself up before he came over. And of course, for me at the time that ment glittering up my gals. He ended up with gittler on his face, just in spots here and there. *giggles*

He was rather agrivated, and insisted on a shower, yeah like I was going to complain abou that.

For Christmas I gave him a jar of the glitter. I got a nice welt for that bit of cheek.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Hey I'm no whore. I'm a slut, I give it away.

*bow* I heartily apologize, MY BAD

I went thru a glitter faze. I had one playmate that asked that I doll myself up before he came over. And of course, for me at the time that ment glittering up my gals. He ended up with gittler on his face, just in spots here and there. *giggles*

He was rather agrivated, and insisted on a shower, yeah like I was going to complain abou that.

For Christmas I gave him a jar of the glitter. I got a nice welt for that bit of cheek.

*shudder* X-P You deserved more than a welt....GLITTER....BLAGH

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

*bow* I heartily apologize, MY BAD



*shudder* X-P You deserved more than a welt....GLITTER....BLAGH

Now this is an interesting idea... bedazzled welts! Hmmm... That I would like to see!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Now this is an interesting idea... bedazzled welts! Hmmm... That I would like to see!

You are all sick and twisted human beings. You should be ashamed of yourselves!! *fake angry face*

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You are all sick and twisted human beings. You should be ashamed of yourselves!! *fake angry face*

Hmmm... maybe you secretly want to be bedassled?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Hmmm... maybe you secretly want to be bedassled?

*summons grouchiest face imaginable*

 

[the captians wench]

Now this is an interesting idea... bedazzled welts! Hmmm... That I would like to see!

That's easy. Just let shy at ya with her hot glue gun. Then you get the dazzle and the welts with out changing activities.

 

[TarevaChine]

I think in the UK it's called 'Vagazzled'
Have never seen it, but there was a tv prog that talked about it.
I thought it was a waste I can't imagine a man caring if it looked all sparkly!

From the Urban Dictionary:
Vagazzle

The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.

Now that you have mentioned it, I do remember hearing about this. To each their own. I will stick with color-coordinating my jewelry.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

That's easy. Just let shy at ya with her hot glue gun. Then you get the dazzle and the welts with out changing activities.

Wow, that is a GREAT idea, I mean how beautifully efficient! *slides her hand into the back pocket of her jeans and bites her bottom lip*

 

[the captians wench]

Wow, that is a GREAT idea, I mean how beautifully efficient! *slides her hand into the back pocket of her jeans and bites her bottom lip*

I have aspestose hands, and I still flinch when I get a stray gob of glue.

I think having it aplied to my ass might actually make me call "red"!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I have aspestose hands, and I still flinch when I get a stray gob of glue.

I think having it aplied to my ass might actually make me call "red"!

Well, OK maybe you are right... but it is an intriguing thought isn't it?

 

[the captians wench]

Well, OK maybe you are right... but it is an intriguing thought isn't it?

very much so. I'm tempted to tell Jounar about it. He would put it on the "to do list" for sure, in anticipation of my reaction.

 

[shy slave]

You have all made me chuckle.

I loved the link to the non tacky site of pretty things

From thoughts on whether glitter is 'a craft mans herpes' (I love that phrase), to glittered whelts and penilezzazled in the middle of it all.

The next time my mother sprinkles glitter all over the cards she makes I will struggle not to grin.

I have no craft like skills whatsoever, but now I really really want a hot glue gun.

I went to bed last night wondering if I were to put crystals on him when he was asleep, how long would it be before he noticed?

And, if he fucked me whilst covered in said crystal would they come off inside me with the friction?

I have an image in my head of going for the dreaded smear test, when she shines that light up close and personal would any stray crystals wink back at her. Sort of like a light house from the nether regions.

I may have to try this....!

 

[marieR19]

*giggles* Wow this thread is awesome.

I now have a plotbunny for my current story. Hot glue and bedazzling is totally up their alley!

I actually use hot glue guns weekly at art class and I scream like a little girl when I get any on my skin.

 

[naxalite0906]

How about this

 

[naxalite0906]

I did well to kill this thread!

 

[the captians wench]

How about this

The funny thing is that I had a conversation on this last night!

With the only gay guy in my HS class at that.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

... I like smooth shines like stone, wood, calm water, etc. ...

<nods> I agree w/this. Very soothing.