Pretty Toys

[shy slave]

I thought this

http://www.hitachimagicwands.net/hi...-flower-power-limited-edition-357-242-279.php

and this

http://www.hitachimagicwands.net/hi...nd-valentines-limited-edition-358-242-282.php

were a little unusual.

But crystals....

http://www.hitachimagicwands.net/hi...and-swarovski-limited-edition-388-242-374.php

I love shiny, pretty things, but seriously would you want crystals on your vibe??

*Hmmm this from a woman who bought an anal plug because it was purple and had glitter in in. I don't even like anal or plugs

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

LOVE shiny things! This is simply bedazzletastic! Wait,what in this world that couldn't be aesthetically improved with sparkles of some kind? Hmmm...

 

[chaoticDeviance]

Why didn't I think of this? lol

 

[BiBunny]

Why didn't I think of this? lol

Hell of a marketing ploy, isn't it?

 

[the captians wench]

I'm a sparkle kinda girl, but I wouldn't pay that much for a vibe.

I would how ever hot-fix my own jewels to my own wand.

 

[shy slave]

LOVE shiny things! This is simply bedazzletastic! Wait,what in this world that couldn't be aesthetically improved with sparkles of some kind? Hmmm...

I have always thought a cock would look pretty with sparkles down the shaft.
Sadly never met a man who would let me near it with a glue gun

Why didn't I think of this? lol

That crossed my mind too lol

I'm a sparkle kinda girl, but I wouldn't pay that much for a vibe.
I would how ever hot-fix my own jewels to my own wand.

I think you have a great idea there, can just imagine selling them and then trying to figure out what to put on your tax return lol.

Hell of a marketing ploy, isn't it?

Oh yes, they also have a 're-conditioned' (I think that means been in another person girl bits) one fromthe 1970's. Selling for £350.00 which I think is about $500.00 give or take a bit of change.
$500 for a used vibe! Now that is a marketing ploy.

 

[TarevaChine]

I'm a sparkle kinda girl, but I wouldn't pay that much for a vibe.

I would how ever hot-fix my own jewels to my own wand.

I agree. My wand did not cost that much, so the price must be for the jewels. It would be my luck the jewels would go flying off the wand and glue themselves to me......

 

[popcorn2721]

Oh yes, they also have a 're-conditioned' (I think that means been in another person girl bits) one from the 1970's. Selling for £350.00 which I think is about $500.00 give or take a bit of change.
$500 for a used vibe! Now that is a marketing ploy.

Now thats just gross.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have always thought a cock would look pretty with sparkles down the shaft.
Sadly never met a man who would let me near it with a glue gun

I would how ever hot-fix my own jewels to my own wand.

Yes. Hot-fix them to your own wand.

Oh yes, they also have a 're-conditioned' (I think that means been in another person girl bits) one fromthe 1970's. Selling for £350.00 which I think is about $500.00 give or take a bit of change.
$500 for a used vibe! Now that is a marketing ploy.

Hmmm. It might be worth it. Does it come with a denim drawstring bag holder with a patch that says "Hang in there, baby, Friday's coming!"?

 

[JMohegan]

I thought this

http://www.hitachimagicwands.net/hi...-flower-power-limited-edition-357-242-279.php

and this

http://www.hitachimagicwands.net/hi...nd-valentines-limited-edition-358-242-282.php

were a little unusual.

But crystals....

http://www.hitachimagicwands.net/hi...and-swarovski-limited-edition-388-242-374.php

Those are hilarious. Is that a real site, or a spoof?

She's a closet sadist. Consider yourself warned.

 

[chaoticDeviance]

I always wonder how I don't come up with simple things.

 

[shy slave]

Can I take that face as a 'maybe?'

Those are hilarious. Is that a real site, or a spoof?

She's a closet sadist. Consider yourself warned.

It is a real site, I am soooo tempted by the one with flowers. Seriousl. What can I say, I am a girl sometimes lol
As for me being a closet sadist, I am shocked. The name is 'shy' and 'slave' nothing to say 'sadist,' nope, nothing at all (although I do miss Shankara's thread and 101 nasty things to do to a cock lol)

Now thats just gross.

Agreed.

I agree. My wand did not cost that much, so the price must be for the jewels. It would be my luck the jewels would go flying off the wand and glue themselves to me......

I think in the UK it's called 'Vagazzled'
Have never seen it, but there was a tv prog that talked about it.
I thought it was a waste I can't imagine a man caring if it looked all sparkly!

From the Urban Dictionary:
Vagazzle

The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Ew. I hate sparkles -.-

 

[JMohegan]

I think in the UK it's called 'Vagazzled'
Have never seen it, but there was a tv prog that talked about it.
I thought it was a waste I can't imagine a man caring if it looked all sparkly!

From the Urban Dictionary:
Vagazzle

The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.

The notion of gluing fake gems on bits presents entertaining alternatives to wax play, no question. But a woman who does this on her own seems rather high maintenance.

 

[shy slave]

Ew. I hate sparkles -.-

Really!

I am shocked.

I will see you in a whole new light now

A close lit friend once told me 'nothing is so bad that it cannot be cured with shiny things and new shoes'

This is my mantra now, she is right

 

[shy slave]

The notion of gluing fake gems on bits presents entertaining alternatives to wax play, no question. But a woman who does this on her own seems rather high maintenance.

Have been googling it, have yet to find a site which suggests it as an alternative to wax play.

You could start a whole new line of Domliness, high maintenance subs only, need apply lol

 

[JMohegan]

Have been googling it, have yet to find a site which suggests it as an alternative to wax play.

You could start a whole new line of Domliness, high maintenance subs only, need apply lol

No, no, no. The best candidates for this type of play would be horrified by the very thought of it.

 

[the captians wench]

I have always thought a cock would look pretty with sparkles down the shaft.
Sadly never met a man who would let me near it with a glue gun

You do it when he's asleep, and you use super glue.

Do I have to teach you everything?

*giggles*

 

[shy slave]

No, no, no. The best candidates for this type of play would be horrified by the very thought of it.

*sigh*

You ruined my fantasy

You do it when he's asleep, and you use super glue.

Do I have to teach you everything?

*giggles*

You don't think the hot glue hitting the shaft would wake him up do you?

 

[the captians wench]

You don't think the hot glue hitting the shaft would wake him up do you?

Maybe just a little, even if you use a low temp glue gun.

I'm telling you, super glue is the way to go. It lasts a lot longer and you don't risk waking him. Well unless you giggle too loudly.

 

[satindesire]

Now thats just gross.

So I'm guessing that you only sleep with virgins, then?

 

[Kurokami]

... I may end up buying the flower one for my wife. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

What I particularly like about the gem-encrusted one is that it's described as collectable. Is there really a person out there who collects sex toys, merely out of academic interest? Do you show off a collection like that when people come to visit?

 

[Stella_Omega]

... I may end up buying the flower one for my wife. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

What I particularly like about the gem-encrusted one is that it's described as collectable. Is there really a person out there who collects sex toys, merely out of academic interest? Do you show off a collection like that when people come to visit?

"Collectable" means that the site owners hope to get more than one sucker-- oops, I mean buyer.

 

[Skytripper]

Pretty Toys: My Weakness

I adore jewelry for sex and toys, in general. This has been one of my favorite sites to drool over. Every piece inspires me, sets my imagination spinning with thoughts of hours of play, painful and pleasurable.

The only items here I would avoid are the urethral pins, but I still think they would look very pretty on a cock, male or female.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Really!

I am shocked.

I will see you in a whole new light now

Really? Why? It seems like such a little thing to entirely change your opinion about someone over


To be fair, I do like SHINY things and naturally sparkly things...but shit like stick on fake crystals, glitter, diamonds....they just seem so...GARISH and...ostentatious. I'd rather take a sheen of a perfectly polished piece of obsidian, the sparkle of a creek or like...anything besides something reminiscent of a Bedazzler.

And don't even get me started on glitter. Glitter is the craft's man's herpes. It's obnoxious, highly contagious and you can't get rid of it!!! To keep from offending those who like it, I'm not going to add the last bit of "and it's usually present on a cheap whore" Oh wait I just did...OOPS I don't really think that part, but it's FUNNY!


*muse* I think it has to do with the texture of the shine. I don't like a sharp shine, like one gets from shit like sequins and stick-on plastic gems. I like smooth shines like stone, wood, calm water, etc...

And I'm thinking way to hard about the nature of shiny shit. I should go to bed...