Pretty Much All of the Last Polls Are In and Done

[4est_4est_Gump]

Republican + 7. (Real Clear Politics)

Orman had declared many times that he will caucus with the majority. +8 (Unless he really is lying about being a Democrat in Independents clothing.)

Of course, at least one of these races possibly will not be settled until January.

How about your thoughts on the actions of the lame duck Congress, the lame duck President, and the advertising antics over any unsettled races.

Feel free to also describe why you may think the polling is flawed and that the superior Democrat ground machine and the flurry of last-minute race-baiting ads and fear mongering in the African-American community will tip the scales to Democrat control. You can even throw in, since the President put them on the agenda, how popular his agenda items really are to those of us who get their news from any source other than FOX and Limbaugh and how they will show up to ensure their continued existence.

But try to be open minded and non-judgmental...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I've reconsidered my position.


I'm not voting.


If it did any good, it wouldn't be legal.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Shoing Mao!

(dàxióngmāo)

Good morning. I shall vote. I like putting the "I voted" sticker in the back window of the truck to let the cops know that I am a taxpayer in good standing.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Generally speaking people vote how satisfied and comfortable they are unless pols try and convince them that niggers and queers and wall street are why they feel so rotten. Like the wise man observed: WHEN A POL HAS DONE GOOD HE POUNDS THE FACTS THAT SUPPORT HIS GOOD DEEDS, IF HE AINT GOT THE FACTS HE POUNDS HIS GOOD INTENTIONS AND NOBLE PRINCIPLES, IF HE AINT GOT THAT HE POUNDS THE TABLE BLAMING THE NIGGERS, QUEERS, AND TEA PARTY.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

*chuckle*


Most of the heavy drinkers I used to know would put FOP stickers on their car, figuring it might earn them a ride home or some other leniency.


MADD has changed the landscape forever, as well they should have.


I think the IRS would rather see an "I filed" sticker in your window.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Voting implies filing and I no longer drink and drive...



No matter how driven I am to drink.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ah, but tax cheats can still vote.


Most of the ones I know still do.


Those clowns hire goofs for too cheap to do their renovation work for them and then short-pay them. I wager they'll take the full amount as a "bizness" expense, however.


Only their hairdressers know for sure . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Most voters can cheat on their taxes...



I don't often get pulled over by the IRS. Hell, I don't get pulled over. I drive slow.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got run into by an old fuck last Wednesday. He pulled across my bow and side-swiped my bumper with his door.


The cop called it a no-charge, but the bitch called mah inshornce and pitched a bitch. They're gonna give him the cop's estimate of $100 to make him go away . . . and then love me longtime to get it back, I imagine.


I knew I should have belted him in the mouth.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

KANSAS is no-fault which is the way to do it.

In Misery, the cop has to come out and decide fault. *place sticker here*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We're an assigned-fault commonwealth, but none was. The best bit was the witness who came out of nowhere.


I had a kid run into me 3 years ago. He was hauling ass down a sidewalk on his bike and creamed me in my door where I pulled up and stopped at the sign. It kinda skeert me, and he seemes like he felt really st00pid. I growled at him to be more careful and sent him on his way.


This asshole could fix his door scuff - which didn't match my car paint by a longshot - with some spit and an old bath cloth and a bit of rubbing.


I knew he hadn't had the car very long - no Obama sticker.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It is an amazing thing to me, the explosion in the number of people who cannot do anything for themselves and have to call "the guy" for the simplest of home or auto repairs. And, the people who taught them to be this fucking helpless keep wringing their hands over their lack of proficiency in such subjects as Science and technology...

It's the difference between building battle-bots and playing "Call of Duty."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This guy should have been old enough to know better, but he certainly seemed . . . entitled.


Of course, he was also old, and if he had been dead like he should have been, none of this would have happened.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This guy should have been old enough to know better, but he certainly seemed . . . entitled.


Of course, he was also old, and if he had been dead like he should have been, none of this would have happened.

My teacher would run all the stops signs in Talequah. Sometimes, he wouldn't even slow down. He'd tell me in sing-song Cherokee cadence, the police won't do anything to me, I'm old; I'm a war hero.

I kept thinking, oncoming traffic might do something to you, but would keep that thought to myself because he'd get even with me during training and he was a harsh teacher. He would do everything he could to get the young bucks to cry in order to "know" when they would break. All of the parents of the tribe seemed to love him even more for it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My teacher would run all the stops signs in Talequah. Sometimes, he wouldn't even slow down. He'd tell me in sing-song Cherokee cadence, the police won't do anything to me, I'm old; I'm a war hero.

I kept thinking, oncoming traffic might do something to you, but would keep that thought to myself because he'd get even with me during training and he was a harsh teacher. He would do everything he could to get the young bucks to cry in order to "know" when they would break. All of the parents of the tribe seemed to love him even more for it.

I'm pretty anal about stopping and signalling and all that other shit, mostly because I don't like talking to cops that much. All that shit just presents them with Revenue Collection Opportunities . . . disguised as Public Safety, of course.


I had a headlight burn out the same week I ordered replacement headlight assemblies online. I got pulled twice in two separate jurisdictions in two days. Ordered the shit Monday, the bulb burned out Wednesday, and I got pulled Wednesday and Friday. I changed them out on Saturday after Mister UPS Man dropped them off Friday night.


It's just about the hassle.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, on the upside, your tax dollars are clearly at work.



Zealously!

 

[Ishmael]

"In the end there can be only one (poll that counts)."

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Reminds me strangely enough of an old Wizard of Id strip. The king is showing off his new voting booth with recessed levers. The no lever is attached to a little guillotine. The king is asked, "What if they vote no?"

He replies, "Then they still have another hand to vote yes."

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Romney was told he was going to win by landslide too.

Counting chickens.

 

[kbate]

We cannot allow the low-information voter and the unwashed uneducated mob to rule in this nation, we must seat our delegates by poll of the elite.

From now on I propose we use the 'Gallop College' over the electoral college.