KillerMuffin
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For Immediate Release
March 5, 2002
Sandy Eggo -- Manu, famed recluse and head computer geek at the posh Literotica.com, announced today that he will be a part of a foursome. New technologies and advancements in the fields of genetics and cloning have opened the door for overworked porn story editors to spread themselves out more without the side-effects of nervous breakdowns.
"We'll be zipping Laurel on over to Texas here in a few days for the DNA Xerox. She's going to stay with lavender initially, but once they do their voodoo thing, the Laurels will be staying with Marsha. Sorry, Mishka. How do you spell that anyway? She'll be staying with her because she's got more room. We're looking for three clones here. One for the regular Laurel stuff, one to watch over the site, and one just for sex. If this works out we might get a couple more," Manu said in a recent interview.
Laurel was unavailable for comment due to responsiblities at Literotica.com, with her job as a designer, and with the feral cats that she and Manu adopt. "She's real excited about it. She thinks it will be great for the sex life, if you know what I mean," Manu stated for her.
Aiko was reported as saying, "Meow."
March 5, 2002
Sandy Eggo -- Manu, famed recluse and head computer geek at the posh Literotica.com, announced today that he will be a part of a foursome. New technologies and advancements in the fields of genetics and cloning have opened the door for overworked porn story editors to spread themselves out more without the side-effects of nervous breakdowns.
"We'll be zipping Laurel on over to Texas here in a few days for the DNA Xerox. She's going to stay with lavender initially, but once they do their voodoo thing, the Laurels will be staying with Marsha. Sorry, Mishka. How do you spell that anyway? She'll be staying with her because she's got more room. We're looking for three clones here. One for the regular Laurel stuff, one to watch over the site, and one just for sex. If this works out we might get a couple more," Manu said in a recent interview.
Laurel was unavailable for comment due to responsiblities at Literotica.com, with her job as a designer, and with the feral cats that she and Manu adopt. "She's real excited about it. She thinks it will be great for the sex life, if you know what I mean," Manu stated for her.
Aiko was reported as saying, "Meow."
