Presidential Brainstorm

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LETTER TO THE FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION
Date: Mon, 19 Aug 2002 20:31:58 -0500


Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants
with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked
woman.

We would have no more hijackings and the airline
industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
 
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