Preserving semen

[Primalex]

Do you think it's possible to bottle semen to retain taste, consistency and scent? Not caring about the reproductional capabilities.

I guess I should freeze every jizz first until I have enough for a canning jar. But would the heat later cause the semen to curdle?


(Hm. Maybe I should have asked this as 'How-To'.)

 

[Farawyn]

Do you think it's possible to bottle semen to retain taste, consistency and scent? Not caring about the reproductional capabilities.

I guess I should freeze every jizz first until I have enough for a canning jar. But would the heat later cause the semen to curdle?


(Hm. Maybe I should have asked this as 'How-To'.)

And then we spread it on toast?

Semen from a can? What about a sports, squeeze bottle?

 

[seela]

This reminds me of an old thread/post where someone told that he sends his loads to his long distance sub to consume once a week. I believe it was in individual ziploc bags.

I don't remember if changes in flavor and texture or possible curdling were discussed.

 

[Farawyn]

This reminds me of an old thread/post where someone told that he sends his loads to his long distance sub to consume once a week. I believe it was in individual ziploc bags.

I don't remember if changes in flavor and texture or possible curdling were discussed.

Food coloring for holidays?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[twister947]

LOL! Thank you one and all.

 

[cookiecat]

Curdled semen?

 

[Kajira Callista]

It separates and smells really bad...and it is a bit hard to swallow Room temp, refrigerated, or frozen

 

[Miles Long]

Could it be dehydrated for shipping and then reconstituted by adding water once it arrives?

 

[Farawyn]

Could it be dehydrated for shipping and then reconstituted by adding water once it arrives?

OOooooooOOOh!
Science!

 

[Eva_Star]

Couldn't we just leave it dried/dehydrated and snack on it like *beef jerky?

#foodie

ETA...*perhaps more like peanut brittle

 

[Miles Long]

Couldn't we just leave it dried/dehydrated and snack on it like *beef jerky?

#foodie

ETA...*perhaps more like peanut brittle

As long as I'm not included in your use of the word "we", then sure.

 

[Eva_Star]

As long as I'm not included in your use of the word "we", then sure.

Haha My apologies. It did sound as if I was including you in my snacking prep. No worries. I prefer to source locally.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Miles Long]

Haha My apologies. It did sound as if I was including you in my snacking prep. No worries. I prefer to source locally.

I wasn't worried about sourcing it - I was saying I don't want to snack on it!

 

[Eva_Star]

I wasn't worried about sourcing it - I was saying I don't want to snack on it!

Hahaha!

Oh.

I rarely, if ever, force anyone to eat anything I cook...especially Semen Brittle.

Haha

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Primalex]

Hm.

Maybe I should try a different approach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9y7AT-Uf20

 

[cookiecat]

Could it be dehydrated for shipping and then reconstituted by adding water once it arrives?

Hm.

Maybe I should try a different approach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9y7AT-Uf20

Who knew there would be so many videos devoted to fake semen.

Is the goal to recreate a visual with said semen? Or somehow, ummm, honor the fact it's yours?

 

[cookiecat]

I wasn't worried about sourcing it - I was saying I don't want to snack on it!

Hahaha!

Oh.

I rarely, if ever, force anyone to eat anything I cook...especially Semen Brittle.

Haha

Semen brittle!!

Peanut butter jelly and semen sandwich is a fun lunch. The making and subsequent eating.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Deny

This reminds me of an old thread/post where someone told that he sends his loads to his long distance sub to consume once a week. I believe it was in individual ziploc bags.

I don't remember if changes in flavor and texture or possible curdling were discussed.

For some strange reason this reminds me of what I think was a Spike Jones song.....
Does the chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost over night?


Change the words to semen and the location to your personal preference.

There are some sick sick members on here.

 

[Eva_Star]

Semen brittle!!

Peanut butter jelly and semen sandwich is a fun lunch. The making and subsequent eating.

Cookie. You are officially my spirit animal. Seriously. I am pretty sure I love you.

Haha I need me some pbj and semen!

*I was kind of bluffing with the whole Go green! Source locally thing so...... Anyone?? Hello?

 

[Primalex]

Or somehow, ummm, honor the fact it's yours?

That's a nice wording.


It started with the thought of humiliating someone by letting her wake up with sticky body parts and clothes. (My mind got sidetracked for awhile while creating a concept of a cruel mindfuck, when you don't live together and do this.)

And from there the various requirements developed and one was: a sufficient amount of semen available.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]