Presents.

[English Lady]

Normally I do this when I'm a little bored or short of creative ideas. It gets my imagination kick-started. I tell people to post in the thread and then I will give them a wonderful, wacky and magical present that hopefully will bring them lots of joy.

Well, with you being my fellow writers, I want you to join in the fun. I think the easiest way to proceed is that if we use the old 'person before you' formula. Everyone then gets to write out their present for someone else and gets to receive a present too. if lots of people post at the same time, I'll go back and catch anyone who gets accidently missed out.

So, here we go.

Post in this thread a magical, amazing gift for the person who has posted before you. Let your imagination run wild.

I will start off with a present for you all. It's a piece of cake. A lovely slice of cake which will change flavour to whatever you crave at the time and although it tastes heavenly and sinful all in the same bite, you'll not be getting one bad calorie or ounce of fat from it. It is full of beneficial vitamins and minerals.

Mmm, yum.

 

[phoenixangel]

my gift to you is that of a blanket of peace. the color is your favorite. when you wrap it around you, it feels like you are getting a warm,soft, loving hug. if you are happy while holding it it shimmers in pleasure and if you are sad it glows in warmth to comfort you. if you are hot it will cool or stay perfectly warm. it is there to carry you through no matter your frame of mind.

 

[English Lady]

my gift to you is that of a blanket of peace. the color is your favorite. when you wrap it around you, it feels like you are getting a warm,soft, loving hug. if you are happy while holding it it shimmers in pleasure and if you are sad it glows in warmth to comfort you. if you are hot it will cool or stay perfectly warm. it is there to carry you through no matter your frame of mind.

Thank You, that is beautiful!

To you I give a guiding star. It's just a little necklace that you wear and it will warm up when you're going in the right direction and coll when you're not. It's not just for physical directions its for when you are having a conversation with someone, the guiding star will help you find the right things to say and do. It will help you whenever you feel lost and don't know what to do.

 

[jomar]

Well, given your AV, I give you a dress that appears appropriate to others for any setting - business, weddings, parties, etc... - but to me appears as a sheer negligee. Uh oh, maybe it's not a gift for you after all. Hmmm...

 

[English Lady]

Well, given your AV, I give you a dress that appears appropriate to others for any setting - business, weddings, parties, etc... - but to me appears as a sheer negligee. Uh oh, maybe it's not a gift for you after all. Hmmm...

Perv! I would love just one outfit I could put on and it's be suitable for all occasions. It'd cut down on laundry.


It looks like I want lots of presents, but in truth I just want to make sure everyone who posts gets a reward for taking time to give. So here's a present for you jomar.

It's a packet of right word mints. For all those occasions where you don't quite know what to say. Just pop one of these mints in your mouth and the right word will be easier to find.

 

[Recidiva]

Perv! I would love just one outfit I could put on and it's be suitable for all occasions. It'd cut down on laundry.


It looks like I want lots of presents, but in truth I just want to make sure everyone who posts gets a reward for taking time to give. So here's a present for you jomar.

It's a packet of right word mints. For all those occasions where you don't quite know what to say. Just pop one of these mints in your mouth and the right word will be easier to find.

For you the gift of a harp of harmony. Whatever music the world produces in its cacophony of day to day, may the harp find the beauty in the dissonances and then resolve itself into something that finds the nature of things and creates beauty from it. Sometimes evoking laughter and sometimes evoking tears.

As it is of your nature, it loves you and floats behind you like a happy musical flying puppy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Then, English Lady, allow me to give you a box of one dozen ampules of seamless transitions. If ever you find yourself struggling with an awkward segue, simply snap the end of the glass (each ampule is encased in cloth for your safety), and let the escaping ether settle on your thoughts...

 

[jomar]

Perv! I would love just one outfit I could put on and it's be suitable for all occasions. It'd cut down on laundry.


It looks like I want lots of presents, but in truth I just want to make sure everyone who posts gets a reward for taking time to give. So here's a present for you jomar.

It's a packet of right word mints. For all those occasions where you don't quite know what to say. Just pop one of these mints in your mouth and the right word will be easier to find.

Perfect! I would have said "occasion!"

 

[English Lady]

For you the gift of a harp of harmony. Whatever music the world produces in its cacophony of day to day, may the harp find the beauty in the dissonances and then resolve itself into something that finds the nature of things and creates beauty from it. Sometimes evoking laughter and sometimes evoking tears.

As it is of your nature, it loves you and floats behind you like a happy musical flying puppy.

You're too kind to me!


For you, I give you the variable ear muffs. You can wear them and set them to whatever level of noise dampening you like. You can tune out the annoying drips and ticks and beeps when they're driving you bananas and you need a rest from your super hearing powers!

Then, English Lady, allow me to give you a box of one dozen ampules of seamless transitions. If ever you find yourself struggling with an awkward segue, simply snap the end of the glass (each ampule is encased in cloth for your safety), and let the escaping ether settle on your thoughts...

Wow, thank you. this is a precious gift indeed!

To you I give a box filled with the beauty of nature. Whenever you need a moment of peace, of relaxation and joy open the box and enjoy the beauty contained within it. It will be something different every time you look and will never run out.

 

[Recidiva]

You're too kind to me!

For you, I give you the variable ear muffs. You can wear them and set them to whatever level of noise dampening you like. You can tune out the annoying drips and ticks and beeps when they're driving you bananas and you need a rest from your super hearing powers!

I love you SO much! I'm going to hug them and kiss them and call them George.

 

[lance gt]

EL, I give you the Beret of Beauty. When you wear it, you will only see beauty in everything, no matter what is going on in the world. You will never be able to see ugliness of any kind and all that behold you, will see the beauty in you as well.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I've no idea what I would give anyone as a gift. I'm a last minute - grab and go Shopper - However, I would love to have X-Ray glasses so I can see EL naked

 

[English Lady]

I love you SO much! I'm going to hug them and kiss them and call them George.

I went through a phase of calling everyone and everything George.

EL, I give you the Beret of Beauty. When you wear it, you will only see beauty in everything, no matter what is going on in the world. You will never be able to see ugliness of any kind and all that behold you, will see the beauty in you as well.

Awww, that's lovely and appeals to my French blood! I will wear my beret at a jaunty angle!

For you I have a self correcting pen. No need to cross anything out or buy typex, your pen will erase any mistakes for you. You can use the pen to correct mistakes that aren't confined to paper too!

I've no idea what I would give anyone as a gift. I'm a last minute - grab and go Shopper - However, I would love to have X-Ray glasses so I can see EL naked

Pervy girl, you flatter me!

 

[cloudy]

For EL I have a book filled with the wisdom of parents for thousands of years.

Whenever your little one has a question, or a situation arises that you're not quite sure how to handle (and it will, once she becomes a teenager), the book automatically opens to the exact page you need.

 

[English Lady]

For EL I have a book filled with the wisdom of parents for thousands of years.

Whenever your little one has a question, or a situation arises that you're not quite sure how to handle (and it will, once she becomes a teenager), the book automatically opens to the exact page you need.

Oh, I need one of those especially for help with my daughter's maths homework! Thank you.

For you, a locket full of calm. For those moments when you're frazzled and stressed and at the end of your tether. Open up your locket and a little cloud of calm will settle on you and you will feel instantly happier.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, I need one of those especially for help with my daughter's maths homework! Thank you.

For you, a locket full of calm. For those moments when you're frazzled and stressed and at the end of your tether. Open up your locket and a little cloud of calm will settle on you and you will feel instantly happier.

Thank you! That'll definitely come in handy since the powers that be have seen fit to "bless" me with two boys.

 

[English Lady]

Thank you! That'll definitely come in handy since the powers that be have seen fit to "bless" me with two boys.

I thought it might come in handy.

 

[glynndah]

Thank you! That'll definitely come in handy since the powers that be have seen fit to "bless" me with two boys.

And since your boys are growing up, a magic clock which you can set to the past and relive a perfect day when they were still babies.

 

[matriarch]

I've been racking my brains for a gift for you, and I think I've come up with it.

It's an ingredients box. It contains everything you will need, any time you have a desire to make one of your famous cakes. No matter what you need, every time you lift the lid, the exact ingredients will be waiting for you. You'll never want for flour, sugar, butter, dried fruit, eggs, milk, cream or anything else, ever again.

Happy cooking.

 

[Recidiva]

And since your boys are growing up, a magic clock which you can set to the past and relive a perfect day when they were still babies.

For Glynndah, a 360 degree vanity. This one not only works on the gown she is wearing, so she can see herself from each stunning angle and see all the detail work and fairy dust. This vanity works so she can see each stunning angle and detail of her character and spirit.

It's a knockout.

 

[English Lady]

I've been racking my brains for a gift for you, and I think I've come up with it.

It's an ingredients box. It contains everything you will need, any time you have a desire to make one of your famous cakes. No matter what you need, every time you lift the lid, the exact ingredients will be waiting for you. You'll never want for flour, sugar, butter, dried fruit, eggs, milk, cream or anything else, ever again.

Happy cooking.

That is fantastic, that will really come in useful!

For you, a bag full of sunshine. So when you get up and it's horrid and dark and cold and miserable outside you can open up your bag and pull out some sunshine
to brighten up your day. Every Brit should have one.

For Glynndah, a 360 degree vanity. This one not only works on the gown she is wearing, so she can see herself from each stunning angle and see all the detail work and fairy dust. This vanity works so she can see each stunning angle and detail of her character and spirit.

It's a knockout.

Oooooh, I get to give you another present, yaaaay!

A packet of seeds. It will never empty, the content, when planted will always bloom beautifully and you'll never know what you're going to get. Your garden will constantly change but will be constantly gorgeous and will smell so sweet too!

 

[glynndah]

That is fantastic, that will really come in useful!

For you, a bag full of sunshine. So when you get up and it's horrid and dark and cold and miserable outside you can open up your bag and pull out some sunshine
to brighten up your day. Every Brit should have one.




Oooooh, I get to give you another present, yaaaay!

A packet of seeds. It will never empty, the content, when planted will always bloom beautifully and you'll never know what you're going to get. Your garden will constantly change but will be constantly gorgeous and will smell so sweet too!

For EL Thank you for my present. It's perfect!

A pretty china cup filled with the perfect tea and a delicious biscuit. (We all know they're cookies, but I'll humor you.)

 

[English Lady]

For EL Thank you for my present. It's perfect!

A pretty china cup filled with the perfect tea and a delicious biscuit. (We all know they're cookies, but I'll humor you.)

Awesome, then my fellow Brits will stop picking on me for hating tea because I'll have a cup of the stuff I actually like!


And for you, a magic wand of course! It's pretty and strong and can only be used for good nagic, for a good little witch.

 

[Freefall_mc]

bump...

 

[lance gt]

Thank you so much for the pen EL, it will definitely come in handy. I really do hate crossing out words and I hate making those mistakes as well. That should help make things easier.

This is so sweet of you to make every one of us feel special. You are indeed the Queen of Niceties