Prenuptial Agreements

psssst.... brat darlin........

a prenuptial agreement applies to what happens when the marriage ends. As best I can figure, the wedding vows apply to what is supposed to happen DURING the marriage......

;)
 
lol

I like your rules Bratcat.
If I had gone with those type of rules my blow jobs would not have ended on my wedding day. :(
 
How about to just go through with the wedding and stay married!!!

That's all I need. (sorry got a bit bitter there)
 
I think you've just invented a new prenuptial agreement *bratcat*!!

No really, that's a great idea. :D

Think of the possibilites. Everything is agreed to before hand. Once any item in the agreement is broken, you have the prenuptial agreementD (Divorce) to fall back on.

"I promise to love honour, and obey, the prenuptial agreement!", hence the new wedding vows!

:D
 
Daily head rubs.

Coffee in bed every Sunday.

A promise to always play in the rain with me.

Nooner sex to break up the work day.

Must cook a few nights a week.

Vacation with me twice a year.

Speak Gaelic with me.
 
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*bratcat* said:


sweets you just married the wrong woman...but you are in luck! I DO know of a woman who is just perfect for you. ;)

*jumping up and down *

Who!!! Let me at her..... ;)
 
*bratcat* said:
What would you insist on having in yours?


I am thinking that being given one massage daily would start out my list...

All assets and properties belong to my wife and at no time have said assets or properties ever belonged to, or were acquired by The Sqiud King.
 
*bratcat* said:
What would you insist on having in yours?

I'm old enough now that if I ever do get married, I'd have to have a "standard" prenup.
 
Texan said:
psssst.... brat darlin........

a prenuptial agreement applies to what happens when the marriage ends. As best I can figure, the wedding vows apply to what is supposed to happen DURING the marriage......

;)

That's not exactly true. A prenuptial can cover whatever you want it to cover. I am drawing up a prenuptial before I get married, because my divorce settlement from my first marraige contains provisions regarding inheritance that could be nullified under certain circumstances, which will have to be explicitly proscribed in the prenup. I don't know if anyone will follow that, it confuses me, and I know what I'm talking about:)
But anyway, I have to correct you, a prenuptial can cover circumstances within the marriage.
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
Daily head rubs.

Coffee in bed every Sunday.

A promise to always play in the rain with me.

Nooner sex to break up the work day.

Must cook a few nights a week.

Vacation with me twice a year.

Speak Gaelic with me.

*taking you out in the rain on vacation, handing you a cup of coffee as I simultaneously rub your head and fuck you while feeding you dinner I cooked myself and...

Céad Míle Fáilte!

Slainte!
 
Dillinger said:


*taking you out in the rain on vacation, handing you a cup of coffee as I simultaneously rub your head and fuck you while feeding you dinner I cooked myself and...

Céad Míle Fáilte!

Slainte!

Do I need to sign anything now?

Or can we work out the agreement later?

I'm feeling sick...*cough, cough*
 
MorgaineLaFay said:

I'm feeling sick...*cough, cough*
Oh dear, this sounds serious. Very serious. Yes, indeed, it's serious enough to merit immediate attention.
 
BRATCAT

1] blowjobs while he is on the porn "jeanfete" channel.
2] keeping his credit card open at the BEER store.
3] a large screen T.V. for the next Stanley Cup
this list could be endless..
.
at least he doesn't call rabbits,skunks,racoons,,household pet's..
be carefull when he needs some fresh salmon:)
 
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Originally posted by Texan
psssst.... brat darlin........

a prenuptial agreement applies to what happens when the marriage ends. As best I can figure, the wedding vows apply to what is supposed to happen DURING the marriage......


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Originally Posted by CarolynOh

That's not exactly true. A prenuptial can cover whatever you want it to cover. I am drawing up a prenuptial before I get married, because my divorce settlement from my first marraige contains provisions regarding inheritance that could be nullified under certain circumstances, which will have to be explicitly proscribed in the prenup. I don't know if anyone will follow that, it confuses me, and I know what I'm talking about
But anyway, I have to correct you, a prenuptial can cover circumstances within the marriage.

I understand Carolyn, but won't your new prenup only apply if you separate/divorce from your new husband?

Or does it say for example, "should CarolynOh receive $25,000 from an inheritance from a previous marriage at no time is the new Mr CarolynOh entitled to these funds whether or not they are married?" kinda thing...
 
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*bratcat* said:


Ya know...I think you just might like her....I hear she is amazing with a strapon. ;)
She must having something sexy if she's into those..... :p
 
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