Prayer

[jeninflorida]

Heavenly Father,

In the last year, you have taken away my
favorite dancer,Michael Jackson,
my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales,
my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays
and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

Just so you know,
my favorite politicians are
Barack Obama,
Nancy Pelosi
and Harry Reid.

Thank you, Amen

 

[John Doe]

 

[frdrcnjohn]

We can all pray with You

 

[unregistered]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Heavenly Father,

In the last year, you have taken away my
favorite dancer,Michael Jackson,
my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales,
my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays
and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

Just so you know,
my favorite politicians are
Barack Obama,
Nancy Pelosi
and Harry Reid.

Thank you, Amen

Thass funny.

Now get your meat curtains in the kitchen and make me a sammich like a good responsible Republican woman does for her man, woman.

 

[Killswitch]

Heavenly Father,

In the last year, you have taken away my
favorite dancer,Michael Jackson,
my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales,
my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays
and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

Just so you know,
my favorite politicians are
Barack Obama,
Nancy Pelosi
and Harry Reid.

Thank you, Amen

Gee you're only the 1300th dimbulb republican to repost that. It's on every republigoon website and blog ever created.

 

[fgarvb1]

Heavenly Father,

In the last year, you have taken away my
favorite dancer,Michael Jackson,
my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales,
my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays
and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

Just so you know,
my favorite politicians are
Barack Obama,
Nancy Pelosi
and Harry Reid.

Thank you, Amen

I ...ah, don't think it works that way.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Allah!

 

[Sean]

favorite dancer,Michael Jackson,
my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett,

Wow, your taste is shit.

 

[RoryN]

my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales

That figures.

 

[ClintMcClusky]

Prayer works