Practical Jokes

[T.H. Oughts]

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes, and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked-nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the car with the first... then started writing a third
ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn--my car was parked around the corner.

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What Practical joke have you played on people??????

 

[RawHumor]

Okay, this is funny, but it's not real, is it?

 

[Guest]

She can't be that evil, can she?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Okay, this is funny, but it's not real, is it?

Nah, a friend sent the joke as an email this morning.

Damn I'd love to try it some day though,

*chuckle chuckle*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

She can't be that evil, can she?

Me??? never...

I think that would be a good one to play on an ex husband who is a jerk.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Nah,

They don't have cities or cops in NZ. Mutton, maybe, but not cops.

 

[mritsme]

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes, and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked-nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the car with the first... then started writing a third
ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn--my car was parked around the corner.

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What Practical joke have you played on people??????

LMAOLMAO that is so funny but so cruel lollolololol

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Nah,

They don't have cities or cops in NZ. Mutton, maybe, but not cops.

Hey, you know your stuff, you forgot to mention we all live in grass huts and the last modern thing we had introduced was candles for lighting....

Ok, I'm off to the shower right now and then to work.... and that an't no joke.