Posture, body awareness and discipline course for Ladies.

starkpic

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Hello, my name is Starkpic and I am something of an authority on Ladies' posture, body-awareness and discipline.
This is a completely new concept which I have been bringing towards fruition over many difficult years.
The benefits of this course speak for themselves and, what is more ladies, it is free.
We will openly discuss all salient points and I will advise you on how to appear both in public and at home. At times, because of my interest in your welfare and well-being, by discipline may seem a little harsh but experience has shown that I am always right in these matters.
Obviously, there will be a multitude of takers for this course so it will be run initially on a first come, first served basis.
I look forward to straightening you out.
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We cover that too....

Dear EnglishL, I thought you may be one of the first in the queue. I will be in touch after you have had your nap.

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