Postin' Fuckin' Drunk

[SummerMorning]

Yes, love.

What better excuse to get drunk out of my skull?

 

[Honey123]

Yes, love.

What better excuse to get drunk out of my skull?

Frustration? Annoyance? Boredom?

Oh, wait...those are my excuses....

 

[SummerMorning]

Hmm ... other excuses to get drunk ...

Winning something
Losing something
Passing a test
Failing a test
Forgetting to take a test
Crashing a car
Narrowly missing crashing a car
Your SO leaving you
A new SO finding you
New Year
Birth Day
Christmas
Generic Holiday
Friday
Monday
Wednesday
Because It's There
Because It's Not There
To stop your hands shaking

 

[Honey123]

Hmm ... other excuses to get drunk ...

Winning something
Losing something
Passing a test
Failing a test
Forgetting to take a test
Crashing a car
Narrowly missing crashing a car
Your SO leaving you
A new SO finding you
New Year
Birth Day
Christmas
Generic Holiday
Friday
Monday
Wednesday
Because It's There
Because It's Not There
To stop your hands shaking

You're not pregnant
you lost weight
someone's else's birthday
It's a new wine and you need to try it
someone poured you a glass

 

[SummerMorning]

You're not pregnant
you lost weight
someone's else's birthday
It's a new wine and you need to try it
someone poured you a glass

someone didn't pour you a glass
you feel like you've gained weight
it's a really old wine and it's some kind of anniversary
any kind of anniversary
somebody got married

 

[Honey123]

someone didn't pour you a glass
you feel like you've gained weight
it's a really old wine and it's some kind of anniversary
any kind of anniversary
somebody got married

somebody got divorced
a going away party
home-made wine that the maker "insists" you try
somebody's in love
you're very happy for them

 

[SummerMorning]

somebody got divorced
a going away party
home-made wine that the maker "insists" you try
somebody's in love
you're very happy for them

because you got a new mp3 player
because everybody else is drinking
because no-one else is
because it's bad for you
because

 

[Honey123]

because you got a new mp3 player
because everybody else is drinking
because no-one else is
because it's bad for you
because

because...because...because....