Postin' Fuckin' Drunk

[SummerMorning]

Yes. Yes. I fucking am. It's summer. At fucking last. At fucking last after a month and a half of fucking 30+°C it's summer. School's the fuck out. Shit. Damn. Give it up for vodka and wine, for beer and for cheese, for ripe tomatos and happy girls. Come on folks, lets hear it!

Let's post some drinks!



Post fucking scriptum - I don't usually post pasted as a posy, but today? Heck, tonight? Who am I to disagree? Dis-a-fuckin-gree? See, it's Summer. Yes. At last. And I'm going to blast some neurons to kingdom come. Die motherfuckers, burn and burn. Lash and leash, leave me peace. Let the will of time be done, let forgetting come. Come on baby, lemme leave ya, lemme drink to another time another place another girl.

And ... just so I don't bore you guys. Stary Krupnik is a *DAMMMN* fine Polish Vodka. Hell, yeah!

*plaster*

 

[Boxlicker101]

Yes. Yes. I fucking am. It's summer. At fucking last. At fucking last after a month and a half of fucking 30+°C it's summer. School's the fuck out. Shit. Damn. Give it up for vodka and wine, for beer and for cheese, for ripe tomatos and happy girls. Come on folks, lets hear it!

Let's post some drinks!



Post fucking scriptum - I don't usually post pasted as a posy, but today? Heck, tonight? Who am I to disagree? Dis-a-fuckin-gree? See, it's Summer. Yes. At last. And I'm going to blast some neurons to kingdom come. Die motherfuckers, burn and burn. Lash and leash, leave me peace. Let the will of time be done, let forgetting come. Come on baby, lemme leave ya, lemme drink to another time another place another girl.

And ... just so I don't bore you guys. Stary Krupnik is a *DAMMMN* fine Polish Vodka. Hell, yeah!

*plaster*

It was 103 degrees today. I would rather go back to having winter temperatures in the sixties.

 

[SummerMorning]

It was 103 degrees today. I would rather go back to having winter temperatures in the sixties.

This morning I'd prefer an icepack.

Ouch. Well, the experiment worked. It doesn't take much alcohol to make me incoherent and rambly.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Don't blame you for that. I've done that before.

 

[SummerMorning]

Well ... in the heat I'm en route to repeat my success ... after a hard morning of shopping, spending a grueling hour on the phone with my ex and nearly getting sun stroke - AGAIN - I'm now sittin' in the shade sippin' the beer.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Well ... in the heat I'm en route to repeat my success ... after a hard morning of shopping, spending a grueling hour on the phone with my ex and nearly getting sun stroke - AGAIN - I'm now sittin' in the shade sippin' the beer.

There you go, Summer! The secret to avoiding hangovers is staying sloshed.

The Law of Osmosis tells us that to stay in osmotic balance with our environment, we have to maintain the same level of pollution inside as we find outside. It's common sense.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well ... in the heat I'm en route to repeat my success ... after a hard morning of shopping, spending a grueling hour on the phone with my ex and nearly getting sun stroke - AGAIN - I'm now sittin' in the shade sippin' the beer.

I always used to find a dill pickle helped with a hangover.

 

[oggbashan]

I always used to find a dill pickle helped with a hangover.

When drunk on two many pints of rough (farm-made) cider, two or three six-month old pickled eggs were enough to get my stomach empty and ready for more.

Shame my head wasn't as ready as my stomach.

If the Romans did it, why shouldn't I?

Because I had to go to work the next day with a blinding headache and the shakes, that's why.

Og

 

[cloudy]

There you go, Summer! The secret to avoiding hangovers is staying sloshed.

The Law of Osmosis tells us that to stay in osmotic balance with our environment, we have to maintain the same level of pollution inside as we find outside. It's common sense.

I like this reasoning.

 

[FallingToFly]

Sorry..

 

[SummerMorning]

There you go, Summer! The secret to avoiding hangovers is staying sloshed.

The Law of Osmosis tells us that to stay in osmotic balance with our environment, we have to maintain the same level of pollution inside as we find outside. It's common sense.

Damn good reasoning, I agree! You sure are the Doc.

I took the Law of Osmosis very seriously yesterday ... three beers followed up with two bottles of wine ... another beer ... a sangria ... and I think the French guy bought me another beer after that, but I don't remember that too well.

Suffice to say I decided to stop drinking again this morning. My determination waned very rapidly - I know myself too well to stick to stuff like that.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Damn good reasoning, I agree! You sure are the Doc.

I took the Law of Osmosis very seriously yesterday ... three beers followed up with two bottles of wine ... another beer ... a sangria ... and I think the French guy bought me another beer after that, but I don't remember that too well.

Suffice to say I decided to stop drinking again this morning. My determination waned very rapidly - I know myself too well to stick to stuff like that.

Aww, no repeat performance this evening?
*gives you an Advil*

 

[SummerMorning]

Aww, no repeat performance this evening?
*gives you an Advil*

Well ... no ... yesterday was a light night. Mostly non-alcoholic beverages. Just three glasses of very poor wine - obviously, it was my friends buying, not me. Yuck. Had to mix the rot with cola so I could even drink it ... and even then, half of it was used to water the lawn (see, I'm conscious of what the drought is doin' to our lawns here!)

But today's looking up ... had a bit of rain and two bottles of pinot gris with lunch, one a 2003, the other a 1996. Nice and light. Followed by an irish coffee after the grilled flatfish and squid.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well ... no ... yesterday was a light night. Mostly non-alcoholic beverages. Just three glasses of very poor wine - obviously, it was my friends buying, not me. Yuck. Had to mix the rot with cola so I could even drink it ... and even then, half of it was used to water the lawn (see, I'm conscious of what the drought is doin' to our lawns here!)

But today's looking up ... had a bit of rain and two bottles of pinot gris with lunch, one a 2003, the other a 1996. Nice and light. Followed by an irish coffee after the grilled flatfish and squid.

You shouldn't mix wine with cola, especially cheap wine. Seven-Up or Sprite work better because they are less sweet. Actually, beer works better than either.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

You shouldn't mix wine with cola, especially cheap wine. Seven-Up or Sprite work better because they are less sweet. Actually, beer works better than either.

Wine and cola? Jesus!

When I was young and wanted to get drunk but couldn't stand the taste of any sort of liquor, I tried mixing chianti with milk. As I recall, the milk kind of curdled and turned into a pinkish cheesy substance and not even my teenage desperation could bring me to swallow.

Wine and coke sounds even worse.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Wine and cola? Jesus!

When I was young and wanted to get drunk but couldn't stand the taste of any sort of liquor, I tried mixing chianti with milk. As I recall, the milk kind of curdled and turned into a pinkish cheesy substance and not even my teenage desperation could bring me to swallow.

Wine and coke sounds even worse.

Actually, I am speaking as an expert here. During my days as a wino, if the wine was too foul even for us, we mixed it with Sprite. Seven-Up works too but is rather sweet. If all we had was wine, we would drink it straight, of course, but it was less unpalatable when mixed. I don't think we ever used coke.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Well ... no ... yesterday was a light night. Mostly non-alcoholic beverages. Just three glasses of very poor wine - obviously, it was my friends buying, not me. Yuck. Had to mix the rot with cola so I could even drink it ... and even then, half of it was used to water the lawn (see, I'm conscious of what the drought is doin' to our lawns here!)

But today's looking up ... had a bit of rain and two bottles of pinot gris with lunch, one a 2003, the other a 1996. Nice and light. Followed by an irish coffee after the grilled flatfish and squid.

That's a definite improvement. You're going to have a big (more) dead spot on your lawn.

 

[SummerMorning]

That's a definite improvement. You're going to have a big (more) dead spot on your lawn.

Wasn't my lawn. But red wine actually goes quite decently with cola ... aside from the fact that both the wine and the cola taste like shit ANYWAY.

Yesterday's picnic was an unqualified success ... right ... as if. However, it helped to sort the "wheat" from the "chaff" in the sense that I got to see who's ever visiting this house again and who's damn well NOT visiting this house again.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Wasn't my lawn. But red wine actually goes quite decently with cola ... aside from the fact that both the wine and the cola taste like shit ANYWAY.

Yesterday's picnic was an unqualified success ... right ... as if. However, it helped to sort the "wheat" from the "chaff" in the sense that I got to see who's ever visiting this house again and who's damn well NOT visiting this house again.

LOL. Some people, you just can't take anywhere.

 

[Honey123]

Yes. Yes. I fucking am. It's summer. At fucking last. At fucking last after a month and a half of fucking 30+°C it's summer. School's the fuck out. Shit. Damn. Give it up for vodka and wine, for beer and for cheese, for ripe tomatos and happy girls. Come on folks, lets hear it!

Let's post some drinks!



Post fucking scriptum - I don't usually post pasted as a posy, but today? Heck, tonight? Who am I to disagree? Dis-a-fuckin-gree? See, it's Summer. Yes. At last. And I'm going to blast some neurons to kingdom come. Die motherfuckers, burn and burn. Lash and leash, leave me peace. Let the will of time be done, let forgetting come. Come on baby, lemme leave ya, lemme drink to another time another place another girl.

And ... just so I don't bore you guys. Stary Krupnik is a *DAMMMN* fine Polish Vodka. Hell, yeah!

*plaster*

You were piss drunk and didn't bother calling me???

 

[SummerMorning]

You were piss drunk and didn't bother calling me???

By the time I got round to it, babe, I couldn't pick which keypad to use. There were two of them. And swimming!

 

[Guest]

 

[SummerMorning]

Wha'?!?

'S full?

Russafussa ... grumble.

 

[CharleyH]

You were piss drunk and didn't bother calling me???

Hi Honey - LOL

Remedy for hangover, at least when you drink tequila with that worm thingy is:

1) throw up, preferably not in my vicinity
2) brush teeth - thrice - not tongue though otherwise you must start at item 1 again.
3) take a nasal decongestant - you'd be surprised
4) eat a fresh salad with greens, tomato, cucumber and other watery nutrients and away one goes for a happy rest of the day.

either that or do what the good doctor says - lol.

 

[Honey123]

Hi Honey - LOL

Remedy for hangover, at least when you drink tequila with that worm thingy is:

1) throw up, preferably not in my vicinity
2) brush teeth - thrice - not tongue though otherwise you must start at item 1 again.
3) take a nasal decongestant - you'd be surprised
4) eat a fresh salad with greens, tomato, cucumber and other watery nutrients and away one goes for a happy rest of the day.

either that or do what the good doctor says - lol.

don't forget Honey...Honey is very very good for a hangover

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