Postal Wrath - Better watch yourself!

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This man called me a bitch at the grocery store today. This postal carrier.

I'm leaving, driving through the parking lot of the store when he suddenly appeared from behind a car almost directly in front of me. He was crossing from the curb to the parking lot, not in the cross-walk, mind you, so I gave him a little wave and kept driving. I had the right-of-way, he was moronic and unaware of his situation and almost got hit by stepping between vehicles in traffic.

As I passed where he was waiting, I watched (and heard) him say - "Bitch."

I turned to look at him, and to his credit, he looked surprised that he'd said it out loud. Maybe it was because he said it to a mom in her little blue car with two kids in the back. Or maybe it was because I'd actually heard him say it.

At any rate, the only thing I gave him was a shocked look. My children were in the car so swearing was out of the question, even though I do normally try to keep road rage in check.

BUT - I'm pretty god damn tired of everybody yanking my chain these days. Are people just lined up waiting to piss me off or something?

I can't go to class tonight and I really need to. Because I swear that the next person who fucks with me is getting my fist or my foot upside their head.

Thank you for listening. Anyone else want to rant? Please share.
 
If you find your Bible, you can start smacking people upside the head with it.

Try to find a large-print edition, it could do some real damage. ;)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
As I passed where he was waiting, I watched (and heard) him say - "Bitch."

Welcome to MY world! LOL - I get this at least once a week.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
No, mine wasn't that jovial.

Mine was lean and angry. Probably horny. Probably hadn't gotten laid in awhile.

A long while.
Hey Cloudy, do you think??? could it be??? the SAVAGE MAIL MAN???

Bunny, ball, ball.
 
CharleyH said:
Welcome to MY world! LOL - I get this at least once a week.

Per my state of mind the past couple of days if my children hadn't been in the car I would have let fly a few dozen choice words. Among them the fact that he was clueless about where to cross the fucking street.

What a dickhead.
 
Fine, show me up hearltess in the heartland.

How do we really know that maybe you have a subconcious aversion to mailmen and tried to bump him off, then came up with this lame ass story to make yourself look better when they cart your ass off to prison? Hmmmm?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Fine, show me up hearltess in the heartland.

How do we really know that maybe you have a subconcious aversion to mailmen and tried to bump him off, then came up with this lame ass story to make yourself look better when they cart your ass off to prison? Hmmmm?

Shhhhh.











(bitch)
 
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