Post your real-life problems here

[Guest]

I'll quietly listen to you and give you a shoulder to cry on.

 

[MissTaken]

My problem?

I have no tissue left.

May i use your sleeve?

 

[marksgirl]

Ok see I have this baby chick my daughter brought home this weekend.......now what?

 

[Guest]

 

[StrawberryPez]

My finger nails have become very weak and fragile. They break on everything, I swear. It's pissing me off. Having short nails doesn't bother me, it's having them snag everything that does. GRRR!

 

[Chicklet]

i put on my socks and they were DAMP

 

[Guest]

Ok see I have this baby chick my daughter brought home this weekend.......now what?

Fatten it up good.

Then, KFC time!

 

[Guest]

Wow.

CV the chick magniet...

 

[Angel]

Wow.

CV the chick magniet...

 

[Guest]

(_)_)lllllllD

 

[Angel]

Your booty is a lil crooked.

 

[Rubyfruit]

My kids and I don't have medical insurance.

 

[Angel]

My kids and I don't have medical insurance.

I don't have medical insurance or a Rubyfruit.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I have to mow the lawn.

 

[Nitsuj]

I have a fucking huge dick, sometimes it just gets in the way.

 

[Starfish]

I have a therapy session in about 40 minutes. I don't need this thing you call a shoulder, but that little icon is not a bad idea. I am sure I could shed some pussy tears to wet that all up.

Angel, those are nuts, not buttcheeks. (at least that is what I see)

 

[Rubyfruit]

....and, Angel lives right around the corner and still hasn't come for a visit.

 

[Guest]

I have to mow the lawn.

I thought you used Magic.

 

[Angel]

I have a therapy session in about 40 minutes. I don't need this thing you call a shoulder, but that little icon is not a bad idea. I am sure I could shed some pussy tears to wet that all up.

Angel, those are nuts, not buttcheeks. (at least that is what I see)

Well, they're still crooked and they look like an ass



Rubee! I will, I promise

 

[Nitsuj]

I have to work for money.

 

[J.B.]

I'm horny.

 

[Guest]

I have to work for money.

Money is the conspiracy.

 

[Guest]

I'm horny.

Ditto.

 

[Guest]

Ditto.

Loooooserrrr

 

[Guest]

I'm being targetted by Bob_Bytchin as a flame target, help!



......oh, wait. That's not real life.