Post Your Favorite Joke Punchline

[miles]

I know it's been done before, but I need the laughs.


"Your face look Zakree like your ass."

"Thuck it? Hell, I can Thuck it. I want me thome puthy."

 

[Shylady]

cause he was stapled to the chicken!

 

[Debbie]

I found this and thought if people help we could find some laughs for you

Now, here's another cartoon with a missing punch line. YOU write the punch line for this one:

 

[Comshaw]

"And your not going to either until you change your attitude!"

Comshaw

 

[ExLimey]

favorite punch line(s)

If I guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?

 

[AZoutdoors]

I wished for a 10" prick and this is what I got!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

My Favorite Joke To Tell...

"I just picked the scabs off, darling!"

 

[BlondeBeauty]

The blonde!

 

[Guest]

SO I SAYS GET YOUR OWN MONKEY

 

[Ticklish Girl]

"Naw, thanks," says the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."

 

[mig]

I've got two.

Dad's out looking for cats,and

He got out of bed and fell in half.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I found this and thought if people help we could find some laughs for you

Now, here's another cartoon with a missing punch line. YOU write the punch line for this one:

"No sir, my pants are just a little tight in the crotch."

 

[GuyJD]

ONE THAT I USED TO USE WHEN WEARING MY POLICE UNIFORM....

NO........I do not have a flashlight in my pocket and
YES........I am happy to see you.

 

[GuyJD]

SEX ON THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT.......

Call it what you want......one dead fuck or one hell of a "boner".

 

[MysticSwing]

"So your asshole don't slam shut!"

(I can only imagine what the joke to some of these punch lines must be! lol!)

~~Mystic

 

[TN_Vixen]

I could've sworn those girls were using their arms

 

[Gilly Bean]

"Mmm... that's delicious! Where'd you get meat?"
-looks around-
"Wait.. where's the dog?"
-hears the dog barking-
"Oh good! So, where'd you get the meat?"

 

[Basia]

Okay, I'm going to post the while joke, only because I thought it was cute. My four year old neice told it to me.

A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.

 

[Pokerman]

10 bucks, same as in town

 

[cactiphile]

"Who Dat Dan Dare?"

 

[MysticSwing]

*laugh*

Okay, I'm going to post the while joke, only because I thought it was cute. My four year old neice told it to me.

A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.

Cute... That reminds me of another joke....

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar-tender here?"

~~Mystic

 

[Pokerman]

"No, I'm a Frayed Knot..."

 

[swtbethie]

Got any nails?
~No
Got any duck food?

 

[Purple Haze]

So how do I get these potatoes out of my ass?