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carrie-on
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
"If my ass was a cunt I could fuck it"
There once was a woman named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkie
The result of her sins was
Quadruplets,not twins,
One Black,One white and two Khaki
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
"If my ass was a cunt I could fuck it"
There once was a woman named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkie
The result of her sins was
Quadruplets,not twins,
One Black,One white and two Khaki
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Sally-Jo taught erotic correction.
She told her student to get an errection.
"Put your dick in my mouth.
Move it north, move it south-
Now, you're getting a sense of direction!"
Her instructions were very explicit,
and more than a little illicit:
"Please fill up my cunny
with fresh clover honey,
and butter my buns like a biscuit."
"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket,
and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers,
and lace and leathers,
and wiggle my ass while you spank it."
"Now that your fingers are stinky,
tie me up in some chains that are clinky.
Bring in goats and a sheik,
give my titties a tweak
--and now we can start getting kinky!"
"Forget what the chain and the whip meant.
Just get the straps and the sling and a shipment
of high-grade Vaseline,
and a strong trampoline,
and all the other equipment!"
"Now, when we get all the bed springs a-drummin',
that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
then quickly, my dear,
put it into my ear,
so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"
"I don't know how much this is costing,"
said her student, still covered with frosting.
"But I can say with affinity
that I've lost my virginity,
Quite frankly, my dear, you're exhausting!"
P.S. I am in no way, shape, or form responsible for this poem, I'd put the author's name but I can't remember it off hand. Just didn't want anyone thinkin I was takin credit for something that wasn't mine
She told her student to get an errection.
"Put your dick in my mouth.
Move it north, move it south-
Now, you're getting a sense of direction!"
Her instructions were very explicit,
and more than a little illicit:
"Please fill up my cunny
with fresh clover honey,
and butter my buns like a biscuit."
"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket,
and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers,
and lace and leathers,
and wiggle my ass while you spank it."
"Now that your fingers are stinky,
tie me up in some chains that are clinky.
Bring in goats and a sheik,
give my titties a tweak
--and now we can start getting kinky!"
"Forget what the chain and the whip meant.
Just get the straps and the sling and a shipment
of high-grade Vaseline,
and a strong trampoline,
and all the other equipment!"
"Now, when we get all the bed springs a-drummin',
that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
then quickly, my dear,
put it into my ear,
so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"
"I don't know how much this is costing,"
said her student, still covered with frosting.
"But I can say with affinity
that I've lost my virginity,
Quite frankly, my dear, you're exhausting!"
P.S. I am in no way, shape, or form responsible for this poem, I'd put the author's name but I can't remember it off hand. Just didn't want anyone thinkin I was takin credit for something that wasn't mine
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