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[AlinaX]

I'm still annoyed from the time a whole bunch of commenters tried to convince me to read & learn from another Lit author.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Dear Author/s,
Please be advised that not all of we "Anon" commenters are ignorant critics.
Some of us might find a genuine (if minor) mistake and feel the need to draw it to your attention. Apart from anything else, it does show that we are, or were, paying attention to the tale.
And, faced with the talent demonstrated in the text, perhaps some 'Anons' feel a trifle awed and feel the need to hide our faces, but demonstrate some support, as from the back row of the auditorium clapping quietly after the symphony.

I think this was really just a catharsis-oriented thread. I enjoy most of my anonymous commenters very much. Most of the ones I've received have been thoughtful, and even when I thought they missed a point, they showed the commenter was very engaged with the characters and was follow following the plot. Lest you think Anonymous goes unappreciated, here's the dedication on the most recent story I submitted:

"This Chapter is dedicated to the reader who sent me anonymous feedback through the site on Chapter 4. Your kind comment came at exactly the right time."

 

[gordo12]

Dear anonymous,

I get plenty of five stars without trading tit pics for them, but thank you for the offer.

LOL, thanks for the laugh this morning.

***************************************************


Well here's a classic this morning from LW: Reacting, no doubt, to the inclusion of the word Cuck in a new story title.

"Vomit shit

by Anonymous user on 6 hours ago
Corona seems to have fried your brains...
Hope it ends another cuck shit writer...
This is gods way of ensuring our earth does not get polluted by non males who dilute our genetic make up!!!!
I truly pity u .... wanting desperately to be a female...but forced to remain male..this is the only way u get your rocks off ...and that’s sad!"

My response to be posted:

@Vomit Shit

Perhaps if you'd actually read the ANTI-CUCK story instead of opening your mouth and showing everyone how stupid you are. I thought about offering you big pictures and small words next time but if you don't read the stories...? What's the point?

Actual ANTI-CUCK story
https://www.literotica.com/beta/s/cuck-delusions

 

[GroverLang]

Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms/Them and anyone I’ve missed.

I really appreciate your assistance regarding my first paragraph and how you’ve spent so much of your time using 300 words regarding the perceived errors in a paragraph of 35 words and your suggestions for rewriting it as you would have done. I will definitely think about submitting an edit in an attempt to have an improved version of my story published but am wondering, if this is not too much of an imposition, if you would give me the benefit of your advice in respect of the other paragraphs in the story?

Your obedient servant,


This isn’t too far away from truth regarding one particular story I’ve read. But anons never return to see if there has been any reaction to their vitriol. Although you do get subsequent comments saying to ignore the moron and those are really appreciated.

 

[oggbashan]

Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms/Them and anyone I’ve missed.

I really appreciate your assistance regarding my first paragraph and how you’ve spent so much of your time using 300 words regarding the perceived errors in a paragraph of 35 words and your suggestions for rewriting it as you would have done. I will definitely think about submitting an edit in an attempt to have an improved version of my story published but am wondering, if this is not too much of an imposition, if you would give me the benefit of your advice in respect of the other paragraphs in the story?

Your obedient servant,


This isn’t too far away from truth regarding one particular story I’ve read. But anons never return to see if there has been any reaction to their vitriol. Although you do get subsequent comments saying to ignore the moron and those are really appreciated.

This reminds me of a religious commentary book I had in my bookshop. It was 17th Century, a large folio, and in Latin and Greek. It was beautifully printed and presented.

But it was a commentary on Corinthians II.

The first verse, KJV version of course at that date, which you all know by heart, is:

"Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, and Timothy our brother, unto the church of God which is at Corinth, with all the saints which are in all Achaia:"

The author took seven pages with extensive footnotes in Greek and cross-references, to explain just that single verse.

The book had survived in almost perfect condition for nearly four hundred years, probably because no one had bothered to read it.

I sold it to a woman who just wanted an old book. As she couldn't read Latin or Greek, I suspect it has remained unread.

 

[BillandKate]

Dear Anonymous
Sorry you wasted your time, despite the clear warning in our introduction regarding the content of our story. If you submit your full name and address below, we will refund your money.
B&K

 

[roxymoves]

Anonymous

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[BelleCanzuto]

Dear Anonymous Feedback giver -
While I appreciate your comment that my writing is "above par", I wish you'd read more than the first 200 words before passing judgement on the story.

If you'd read one sentence further. If you'd read one sentence past the first break, it would be abundantly clear that the story does not involve the exploitative and ethically banned relationship you assumed.

It's about two co-workers.
Kthxbai
Belle

 

[NotWise]

Dear Anonymous,

Your response on my old story made my day. I hope you like the rest of my catalogue just as much.

NW

 

[lovecraft68]

A blanket response to the hundreds of anons over the years

No, I have not had sex with my mother
No, I do not want to have sex with my mother
No, my wife is not my sister
No I have never been pervy with my daughters.(and said daughter's are not the product of the aforementioned marriage to my sister, they are daughters not niece/daughters)


I am an only child who spent most of my younger years in foster homes and don't even like my real parents meaning...

This is all fantasy!

 

[oggbashan]

Dear anonymous:

Please look up the definition of 'Fiction'.

None of my stories or characters are real.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

What am I going to do with you, Anonymous?

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Dear anonymous,

I get plenty of five stars without trading tit pics for them, but thank you for the offer.

For the win!

 

[MetaBob]

gfya

Look it up if you have to. Dumbass.

 

[BarracudaSwordfish]

Dear Anonymous

How the Donald Duck did you get through? I switched off anonymous comments three years ago.

Regards

BS

 

[MetaBob]

This reminds me of a religious commentary book I had in my bookshop. It was 17th Century, a large folio, and in Latin and Greek. It was beautifully printed and presented.

But it was a commentary on Corinthians II.

The first verse, KJV version of course at that date, which you all know by heart, is:

"Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, and Timothy our brother, unto the church of God which is at Corinth, with all the saints which are in all Achaia:"

The author took seven pages with extensive footnotes in Greek and cross-references, to explain just that single verse.

The book had survived in almost perfect condition for nearly four hundred years, probably because no one had bothered to read it.

I sold it to a woman who just wanted an old book. As she couldn't read Latin or Greek, I suspect it has remained unread.

I sincerely hope you got a ton of money for that book. If it'd been me selling, I wouldn't care much whether the buyer appreciated it, only that she took very good care of it, as you and apparently all that book's other previous owners did, because someday, someone will care very much about that book, even if your buyer is just taking good care of it for another decade (or four).

Priceless.

 

[davion2308]

Thank you

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for bringing the comment section of my story into a political debate about STD rates in nursing homes. I was thrilled when I saw 28 comments on my story instead of the usual 4-8. Love or it hate it, there's some criticism to help me here!

Nope. You and your nemesis got into a flame war and brought no value to me. That moment of fluttery heart over something as valuable as a response disintegrated into never wanting to read comments again.

Thank you for that.

 

[SisterJezabel]

Dear anonymous,

Congratulations on picking up on differences! I am aware that certain words are spelt differently in the United States. I have never lived or worked in the US, but am glad I was able to broaden your education, without you realising it, through my Anglicised/Australianised spelling.

Yours etc...

Dear Anon,

Thank you for your feedback. I find it interesting that in this story you call the female a slut when she has a drunken one-night stand, which she quite enjoys because often women enjoy sex, but the male character who sought therapy for sleeping with 48 women in a two month period was not referred to. May I suggest in future your comments are directed to the Centre for Double Standards.

Yours etc...

Dear anonymous,

I am well aware this character was not likeable and was glad my writing depicted this. If you had given your name, I would have named my next unlikable character after you.


Yours etc...

Dear Anon,

Thank you for your constant messages that you have given me 5*s. Have you considered registering a Literotica Account so you can subscribe/follow me and be alerted when I write further stories as I would appreciate the votes in the future!

Yours etc...

PS- pics or it didn't happen!



Edited to add:

Dear Anon,

I am well aware of the age of consent in Australia having lived here my entire life. To publish on this site however I have to make it clear that all characters engaging in sexual activity are over 18 years old.


Yours etc...

PS- you do get it's fiction, don't you?

 

[WoodmanStark]

Dear Anonymous,
Thank you for calling my first story "complete and utter shit!"
Nowhere to go but up from there.

 

[WoodmanStark]

Dear (other) Anonymous,
Thank you for the encouraging words. I'm glad to hear you liked my work, and there is more to come.

 

[NoJo]

Dear anonymous,

I must admit I hadn't thought of your ending, probably because I haven't just escaped from a maximum-security prison.

 

[lovecraft68]

Dear anonymous is it that you don't read or just can't understand a disclaimer.

When I say the story is much shorter than my norm, and also more fun and stroky with no real conflict like I usually do...

Why do I get comments that complain that its too short and nothing like most of my other work?

Do you think I'm kidding?