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[DVS]

Here's something interesting. Never seen anything quite like this before:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/137768/details.htm


(LOL, "Devil to Dominatrix...come IN Dominantrix!" )

"Goddesses, Empresses, Queens, Princesses, Mistresses, Ladies, Dommes, Dominas, Whip Bitches, Whores, Sluts, TaintedB, animals all, heed your masters call"

You were able to pull yourself away from ...your master's call?

 

[Kajira Callista]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/91750/details.htm

 

[TaintedB]

This guy needs a profile advisor! (or at least a photo advisor).
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/o/25/v/99406/default.htm

As I was telling somebody else just now, Guys, DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR HEADS AND POST THEM IN RAINBOW SPACE AND THEN EXPECT THE LADIES TO BE IMPRESSED!

 

[Killishandra]

This guy needs a profile advisor! (or at least a photo advisor).
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/o/25/v/99406/default.htm

As I was telling somebody else just now, Guys, DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR HEADS AND POST THEM IN RAINBOW SPACE AND THEN EXPECT THE LADIES TO BE IMPRESSED!

Hey, anyone ever seen the show "Reading Rainbow"?!

Tainted and I agree... someone needs to cut out the rainbow background, put in a hunting lodge, position his floating head as mounted above the fireplace, and send it back to him.

 

[TaintedB]

Hey, anyone ever seen the show "Reading Rainbow"?!

Tainted and I agree... someone needs to cut out the rainbow background, put in a hunting lodge, position his floating head as mounted above the fireplace, and send it back to him.

LOL, indeed! But you know, whoever did that might get a reputation around collarme of not being a "true submissive." O woe is me!

 

[TaintedB]

"Goddesses, Empresses, Queens, Princesses, Mistresses, Ladies, Dommes, Dominas, Whip Bitches, Whores, Sluts, TaintedB, animals all, heed your masters call"

You were able to pull yourself away from ...your master's call?

Easy. Satan and his minyons are way too short for my tastes. :/

 

[Killishandra]

Easy. Satan and his minyons are way too short for my tastes. :/

I don't think anyone is gonna get that joke but me.

 

[TaintedB]

You could be right, Killi! Although, I don't put anything past that DVS person. :/

Back to our original subject about rainbow head: oh dear, this is too evil, lol and I wouldn't be suggesting this if I weren't a little drunk, I think. I have a rather unusual hunting lodge picture. I DO NOT think such a photo, if doctored, should be sent back to the profile owner. However, I would not not be at all dismayed to see some clever photoshoper following your suggestion above, lol.

Ok, I am tired and my tooth aches so I am going to bed. Who knows, maybe when I wake up the next morning it will be to a transformed image? One can always hope!

A certain hunting lodge:

 

[Killishandra]

You could be right, Killi! Although, I don't put anything past that DVS person. :/

Back to our original subject about rainbow head: oh dear, this is too evil, lol and I wouldn't be suggesting this if I weren't a little drunk, I think. I have a rather unusual hunting lodge picture. I DO NOT think such a photo, if doctored, should be sent back to the profile owner. However, I would not not be at all dismayed to see some clever photoshoper following your suggestion above, lol.

Ok, I am tired and my tooth aches so I am going to bed. Who knows, maybe when I wake up the next morning it will be to a transformed image? One can always hope!

A certain hunting lodge:

Aeroil's good with photoshop. Where's that guy when you need him?! Somebody tell gracie to shake the cookie bag.

 

[DVS]

This guy needs a profile advisor! (or at least a photo advisor).
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/o/25/v/99406/default.htm

As I was telling somebody else just now, Guys, DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR HEADS AND POST THEM IN RAINBOW SPACE AND THEN EXPECT THE LADIES TO BE IMPRESSED!

He needs all kinds of help. Grammar, too.

 

[dexwebster]

Stuff like always makes me think of Eddie Izzard's comedy bit where he's distinguishing himself from the stranger men who wear women's clothes. Guy living in a cave in the Bronx with a collection of women's shoes? Weirdo transvestite. J. Edgar Hoover? Weirdo transvestite.

But Eddie Izzard? Executive transvestite.

Guy who puts his disembodied head on a rainbow background? Weirdo SMer. Devil2Dominatrix? Weirdo SMer.

Now if only I could hunt down the executive variety...

 

[TaintedB]

Can somebody tell me definitely what the dark shadow is behind him and to the left?
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/81583/default.htm

 

[navarre]

She isn't the first, but she may be the second. This is a _rare_ fetish:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/61077/details.htm

But a yummy one.

 

[DVS]

Can somebody tell me definitely what the dark shadow is behind him and to the left?
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/81583/default.htm

He probably wants you to think it's a shark or maybe his last submissive (she must have really pissed him off), but more than likely it's a cute and cuddlly dolphin. It's gotta be. There's no such thing as a shark in paradise, is there? It wouldn't be paradise, then.

 

[TaintedB]

It's kind of flat. I was wondering if it was maybe a man of war?

 

[TaintedB]

He also makes corsets:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/o/475/v/80221/default.htm

 

[DVS]

Aeroil's good with photoshop. Where's that guy when you need him?! Somebody tell gracie to shake the cookie bag.

The file I wanted to use was too large and to get this one to work, I had to make it smaller and convert to GIF. Damn size restrictions of Lit. They cramp my style.


Oh, and thanks, but I don't want any cookies.

 

[DVS]

It's kind of flat. I was wondering if it was maybe a man of war?

could be an oil slick.

 

[DVS]

He also makes corsets:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/o/475/v/80221/default.htm

This guy is just too much. And sure, it's a real tiger, but he doesn't mention the leash that's attached, and probably has his claws removed, because it's a domesticated beast.

What's he got against CA people? If she's a good match, I don't care where my sub comes from. Well, I imagine it's probably best she speaks some English. Unless she doesn't care that I do all of my communicating ...um...physically.

 

[DVS]

It's kind of flat. I was wondering if it was maybe a man of war?

maybe a flat, black rock?

 

[TaintedB]

Oh, and thanks, but I don't want any cookies.

Oh god, too funny! Thanks DVS for indulging two silly subs' bizarre senses of humor.

Those wall-mounted heads are weird--they do not have plaques behind them (or they are too small to see). If that guy's head had a plaque, it would have to be rainbow colored, of course.

Ok, I have another strange-looking one. I've seen people similar to this before, but what takes this individual over the edge for me is the black lipstick:

http://www.collarme.com/details.asp?v=135263&bhcp=1#

 

[TaintedB]

I didn't envision this thread as merely for buffons that we can all laugh at. I saw it as a place to put the profiles that don't find other more standard catgories. Here's an example:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/69531/details.htm

I like the intensity and single-mindedness of this person's desires. I could get into something like this with the right person. I question his experience (dehuminization isn't as smooth and as uncomplicated a process as his profile suggests he thinks it is) and I strongly dislike his playing on emotional weaknesses (fears, anxiety) in potential partners rather than to their strong desire to do the same thing he wants to do. This smacks of crude manipulation and I am surprised he doesn't know that any woman "tricked" into something like this is going to result in a situation of difficulty for both of them.

 

[DVS]

I didn't envision this thread as merely for buffons that we can all laugh at. I saw it as a place to put the profiles that don't find other more standard catgories. Here's an example:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/69531/details.htm

I like the intensity and single-mindedness of this person's desires. I could get into something like this with the right person. I question his experience (dehuminization isn't as smooth and as uncomplicated a process as his profile suggests he thinks it is) and I strongly dislike his playing on emotional weaknesses (fears, anxiety) in potential partners rather than to their strong desire to do the same thing he wants to do. This smacks of crude manipulation and I am surprised he doesn't know that any woman "tricked" into something like this is going to result in a situation of difficulty for both of them.

Well, for me, I see most of these as hightly unusual, and rather ironic, too. Maybe I should be fighting a tiger or wearing a hood or weaing strange make up or a breat plate in my profile? Maybe it's me who's the highly unusual one and all of these guys are normal. There, now,,,that's a thought.

No, I'm not ever going to post my picture in my profile. Oh, I send one when I message someone, but my mug isn't for the public, because I feel I have something to lose if the wrong person happens to see me there.

I still plan on laughing at the strange, the unusual and what I consider perverted. Not the sexually perverted...the weird perverted. And, if someone wants to post my profile and call me the same, that's fine, too. It's a free world. If someone really does think I'm weird, that's cool. It won't bother me. I also don't think it should bother any of these we've been posting, either. Be secure in who you are.

 

[TaintedB]

A little creepy, but not too scary to put in the other thread. Too fashionable for my tastes:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/132279/details.htm

 

[TaintedB]

A photoshop collage that doesn't quite work:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/o/75/v/123085/default.htm

Ditto:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/40661/details.htm