Post Like Ishmael!

[Saint Peter]

You're positive you have a master's degree?




I see no sign of it.




Other than your snarky, vicious, modern-day liberalism, I mean, but you can get that almost anywhere...

You know it, Bro.

*chuckles*

Petemael

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

*w00f!

Shut up Ginger...



The Dumb Brother
The one mom didn't like.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You're positive you have a master's degree?




I see no sign of it.




Other than your snarky, vicious, modern-day liberalism, I mean, but you can get that almost anywhere...

Go Ayn Rand!

Ishmael

 

[unregistered]

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hey Frisco, I think the Trou would make a good House Mouse, what do you think?

Spoken like a true dictator.

I'd say it's up to the public to come to that conclussion, not you or me. Further, there is no delusions out there about going back to the days of $3.00/gal. gas.

The natives are getting damn restless out there.

Ishmael

 

[Luk]

A proper Ishmael post usually contains a "dick lick" reference and/or one or more "conclussions". These are not required when replying to a "bro".

Ishmael

I couldn't get it up with dolf, I have a terrible bald spot, I lie about my patents and have yet to produce a clip of my Obamahater video.

*chuckles*

Luke

 

[The_Trouvere]

Hey Frisco, I think the Trou would make a good House Mouse, what do you think?

Your full of shit.

Ishmael


(Of course, "Your" should be spelled "You're," but Ishmael would make a mistake like that.)

 

[Powertone]

I couldn't get it up with dolf, I have a terrible bald spot, I lie about my patents and have yet to produce a clip of my Obamahater video.

*chuckles*

Luke

Question : what is it with you and your masked avatars? perhaps a side effect from dressing like Gene Simmons ?

*chuckles*
P'tone ( aka semen4him/her/dogs/corpses)

 

[Luk]

Question : what is it with you and your masked avatars? perhaps a side effect from dressing like Gene Simmons ?

*chuckles*
P'tone ( aka semen4him/her/dogs/corpses)

Question;

Why do you reply to people you have on ignore? Also, why are you even here? You should be locked up for stalking Lorilie.

Gene

 

[Sonny Limatina]

You're positive you have a master's degree?




I see no sign of it.




Other than your snarky, vicious, modern-day liberalism, I mean, but you can get that almost anywhere...

OK, good start, you've got the vacuous condescension down. Now you just need to sign it, and you're golden.

Ishmael

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Question : what is it with you and your masked avatars? perhaps a side effect from dressing like Gene Simmons ?

*chuckles*
P'tone ( aka semen4him/her/dogs/corpses)

It's sad and pathetic when someone is forced to un-ironically make fun of their former stupid username just to pre-empt other people making fun of it and making them more of a joke.

Ishmael

 

[KRCummings]

The problem with this thread is that it takes a special kind of stupid to post like Ishmael and there are very few who can pull it off.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sonny Limatina]

The problem with this thread is that it takes a special kind of stupid to post like Ishmael and there are very few who can pull it off.

I initially just meant, sign your name to anything, no matter how stupid, and bingo you're an expert. But Rob is scary-good at the actual impression. He raised the bar.

Also, you forgot to sign your post.

Ishmael

 

[unregistered]

 

[satindesire]

Ishmael.

Wait, shoot. I think I did it wrong.

This made me snort.

*stares*

What?

.....Oh, right!


*scribbles in crayon*

satandesire


CRAPIMISSPELLEDIT can I get a mulligan? =/

 

[TurdFergeson]

I once called Edward Teller insane to his face!

_Ish

 

[tinylittlegnat]

You are as predictable as the morning sun and about as original as scary movie 6.


And you're full of shit. Dick licks generally are.

Ishmael

See now you are just doing a C&P of a convo I had with Ishtard. Thats not cool.

Michael

 

[Sonny Limatina]

See now you are just doing a C&P of a convo I had with Ishtard. Thats not cool.

Michael

Oh, is that why they were so good? It's funny that the line between parody and post is so fuzzy in this case.

BustaRhyme

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Oh, is that why they were so good? It's funny that the line between parody and post is so fuzzy in this case.

BustaRhyme

I recognized the part where I said he was predictable. It's all good though.

drathsI

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh, is that why they were so good? It's funny that the line between parody and post is so fuzzy in this case.

BustaRhyme

Is it art imitating life, or life imitating art?

Fishmael

 

[RobDownSouth]

C&P? I prefer to think of it as "recycling"!

See now you are just doing a C&P of a convo I had with Ishtard. Thats not cool.

Michael

I once had a Britanny Spaniel bitch. Couldn't keep her mouth shut. Always had to have the last word. You remind me so much of that bitch that I laugh everytime I see you post almost anywhere.

One day you'll wake up and realize that we're all laughing at your lame ass. And most of us are wondering when the bouncer is going to card you. Because I just can't accept that anyone that debates as you do is 33 years of age. Quite frankly anything over 14 would shock the shit out of me.

It's a free board, you can follow me or anyone you want around. If you're going to be a troll might as well start acting like one. <smile>

You toment no one. You can't keep your own story straight and are incapable of defending your own views. Mostly because your really, really ignorant.

I was speaking with another board member about you. We came to the conclussion that you're like a black snake. We poke you with a stick, and you hiss and shake your tail against the nearest branch. We get tired of poking you with a stick and go do more mature things and you think in your black snake mind that you've managed to frighten us off with your imitation rattle snake act. And we chuckle about that too.

Have a great day.

Ishmael

 

[Peregrinator]

Rob...it's eerie. Stop. You're making me nervous.

 

[miles]

Hey Frisco, I think the Trou would make a good House Mouse, what do you think?

Jesus...I haven't heard House Mouse in a looooooong time.

Actually, I think he'd be a better Latrine Queen.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I once had a Britanny Spaniel bitch. Couldn't keep her mouth shut. Always had to have the last word. You remind me so much of that bitch that I laugh everytime I see you post almost anywhere.

One day you'll wake up and realize that we're all laughing at your lame ass. And most of us are wondering when the bouncer is going to card you. Because I just can't accept that anyone that debates as you do is 33 years of age. Quite frankly anything over 14 would shock the shit out of me.

It's a free board, you can follow me or anyone you want around. If you're going to be a troll might as well start acting like one. <smile>

You toment no one. You can't keep your own story straight and are incapable of defending your own views. Mostly because your really, really ignorant.

I was speaking with another board member about you. We came to the conclussion that you're like a black snake. We poke you with a stick, and you hiss and shake your tail against the nearest branch. We get tired of poking you with a stick and go do more mature things and you think in your black snake mind that you've managed to frighten us off with your imitation rattle snake act. And we chuckle about that too.

Have a great day.

Ishmael

Please tell me you're copying actual posts. Alternatively, do me next.

Fishmeal