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[parodyluvr75]

[...you want to stick carrot in Peregrinator's bottom and tell him bird jokes until he giggles.]



Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[parodyluvr75]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the Opossum that it could be done!

 

[parodyluvr75]

What does a 1,000 lb. canary say? Answer: Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Why do birds fly south? Because it is too far to walk!

 

[parodyluvr75]

What does duck eat with her soup? Quackers

 

[Peregrinator]

 

[John Doe]

I disapprove of this fowl humor.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I disapprove of this fowl humor.

I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest.

 

[Tryharder62]

That isn't what I want to do with Perg's butt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That isn't what I want to do with Perg's butt.

He'll also accept pinkies.

 

[butters]

there are things i could do to that butt that don't bear mentioning here. and carrots are not included. he's lucky there's an ocean and his wife and a few(ha) years between us.